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\"2016-12-05_13h44_40\"\u00a0Obama, <\/span>Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven…<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n

\"2016-12-05_13h44_17\"<\/p>\n

Heaven\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nObama, <\/span>Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nGod asks Obama first: \u201cWhat do you believe?”<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nHe thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen”.<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nGod can\u2019t help but see the essential goodness of Obama<\/span>, and offers him a seat to his left.<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nThen God turns to Hillary and says, “What do you believe?”<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nHillary says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage<\/span>\u00a0and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama<\/span> I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nGod is greatly moved by Hillary’s high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nFinally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”<\/span>
\n\u00a0<\/span>
\nTrump replies,\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

“I believe you’re in my seat.”<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"2016-11-09_10h04_11\"
\n\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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