CHRISTMAS: What we’ve become…

Times have changed us…a lot.

Read what we’ve become…

8:00 am:      I made a snowman.

8:10 am:      A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 am:      So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 am:      My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 am:      The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 am:      The transgender man.. women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 am:      The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 am:      I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 am:      The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a   burqa.

8:40 am:      The OPP arrived saying someone had been offended

8:42 am:      The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 am:      A rep from the Human Rights council for equality arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 am:      TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 am:      I was on CTV News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 am:      I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 am:      Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral:
___There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

 

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