previous SMILEY BITS

previous SMILEY BITS

  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm…….)
  • Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity.)  The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home . What the…?)
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don’t try this at home; maybe at work.)  
  • A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I’m still not over the pig.)
  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)  
  • If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) (I already have 2 bombs)  
  • A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)  

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