Religious Shit
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Atheism
No shit.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you’re bad.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Evangelism
Send more shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama hare Krishna .
Hedonism
There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Jehova’s Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Rastafarianism
Let’s smoke this shit.
Stoicism
This shit doesn’t bother me.
Taoism
Shit happens.
