Signs on the sides of delivery vans

Real signs taken from the side of actual service vans on the road…took me a long time to find them all.



A Sign in a Shoe Repair Shop reads:
“We will heel you.  We will save your sole.  We will even dye for you.”

At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s Truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Car Dealership :
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop :
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian’s Waiting Room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!  Stay!”

At the Electric Company :
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck :
“Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises.”



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