DEATH IN A STRANGE COUNTRY, Donna Leon

Death in a Strange Country,
Donna Leon


Synopsis
Early one morning, Commissario Guido Brunetti of the Venice Police confronts a grisly sight when the body of a young man is fished out of a fetid canal. All the clues point to a violent mugging, but for Brunetti, the motive of robbery seems altogether too convenient. When something is discovered in the victim’s apartment that suggests the existence of a high-level conspiracy, Brunetti becomes convinced that somebody, somewhere, is taking great pains to provide a ready-made solution to the crime.

Richard says
Donna Leon is an American who lived much of her adult life in Venice. She must have loved the city, but something has happened, and she no longer lives in Italy or Venice.

Leon may have gotten fed up with Italian bureaucracy and the red tape officialdom of Italian bureaucracy. She may have gotten fed up with the crime and corruption in Italy that she describes in many of her Brunetti series books. Or, she may have become ‘persona non grata’ because of her many exposes of the corrosion, corruption and chaos of Italy, its culture and its society.

Leon never pulled punches when she wrote about the sins of Italian bureaucracy, society and culture. Corruption and criminal corrosion probably are no deeper in Italy than in any other country in the world, but the way Leon often describes it, it is more than petty larceny in your pocket. It is ubiquitous organized crime, the Mafia that she writes, is prevalent everywhere in Italy, much more than petty larceny. 

Sadly, the Mafia degeneration of Italy is inescapable, much like the gang and drug violence of Mexico. There, too, a beautiful country, wonderful people, and a magnificent tourist jewel has been kidnapped by the drug cartel. Italy is the same, a magnificent country whose glory has been stolen and is being ruined by criminal organizations.

Back to the book…Leon reveals the corruption and evils pervasive throughout Italy today as she writes her Brunetti series. She writes about tax fraud, environmental destruction, social erosion, and immigration prejudice, exposing the flaws of Italy, like skin rashes on a leper. She exposes and describes; she does not judge or criticize, leaving those actions up to the reader. But she incorporates Italy’s sinful side into her writing, and for that, she may have alienated the powers that be who pushed her out of the country she once loved so much.

Her Brunetti series [ He is a detective in Venice, a man of principles, ethical values and moral standards who never ceases to feel depressed with the Italian society’s corrosive and sinful elements. Leon writes excellent crime novels with the bonus that they are travelogues of Venice. Her descriptions of the calles and canales will take every reader on a tour of Venice, an adult’s Disneyworld of tourism and travel glory.

But she writes good stories, too. And every book is a good story, readable and enjoyable, with the biggest bonus that she takes readers on a tour of Venice. A reader almost feels as if they are in a gondola gliding through a city canal.

Excellent stories, wonderful tours of Venice. Read her…Death in a Strange Country delivers a classic Leon Brunetti story.

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MOBILE CLINIC, PICKERING MAY 16, 10-6 pm

MOBILE CLINIC, PICKERING MAY 16, 10-6 pm

May 16, 10am – 6:00pm

 


WHEN:
Monday, May 16, 2022

10:00 am – 6:00 pm

WHERE:
South Pickering Seniors Club

910 Liverpool Road
North parking lot

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Apr 25 – Earth Day, Brant Ford Stuff and then some….

Rotzy jumpin’ from topic faster than water drops on a greased griddle…


Readers Write
And clearly, some serious thought went into THIS one….check it out! *We can’t fight homelessness, hunger and poverty. But through such ‘innovative’ federal govt measures as ‘$2-bucks-a-litre’ at the Petro Can*tm pumps, to be followed up by J/T imposing his ‘Carbon Tax’….and we have no idea just how high Junior’s willing to go with THAT baby….we are going to fight Climate Change!! Now, think on THAT one a while!! (*and, see below) *Keep ’em coming, folks.

Annual Earth Day
Imagine. Since 1970….making this year the 52nd Annual, no less! Rotzy is SO ”F/N” excited, I know not Up from Down! Like, do I send Al Gore a 52nd Anniversary Card? Ditto for David Suzuki? Send Mother Nature a Get-Well Card? How about if I do something ‘Earthy’? Planting my vegetable garden plot could/would qualify, but that’s still a week or three away. Actually, a tree would be even better….more ‘permanent’ in the eyes of Al and Dave….and that just might just ‘be the ticket/what the doctor ordered, especially if ‘the doctor’ was/is named Suzuki. FYI there is a 2ft high miniature spruce tree in one of the big cement pots down by the front doors here at 555. The spruce….with a good root system, ‘new’ growth popping….will have to come out of the pot to allow room for new spring/summer plants, and Rotzy’s the guy for the job, already got a place picked out for the spruce in Dorothy Park ‘smoker’s area’….a week before I heard about Earth Day….but I need permission (*see below). So, with that chore ‘on hold,’ yours truly needs to do something ‘earthy’, hence I Google’d*tm….locally there are ‘activities galore’, including arts and crafts, but I don’t know where/what/when, tho it sounds like funn, you think? I’ll also grab a card for Mother Nature. Miz. Jo and Rotzy hope YOUR Earth Day was all you hoped it would be!

Brant’s Ford Stuff…And Then Some
You can count Miz. Jo and Rotzy amongst the citizenry who have their #4 Booster Shot….last Thurs early aft at a Health Unit site, south end of the Lynden Mall….along with a whole bunch of other oldsters….70 to 90-something, the latter being a really tall olde guy in a well worn ‘Bogie-style’ fedora, ‘navigating’ his way along right behind us with two 70-something helpers/family ‘tho not all that well on two canes. Well, dont’cha know, Miz. Jo spotted a ‘vacant’ Health Unit wheelchair, pointed it out to them, and Bob’s your uncle. Soon as the olde guy landed he gave Miz. Jo a ‘thank you wink’….and before they parked him to get the needle a few more winks. We watched him/them from a distance as we did our semi-mandatory 5-minute wait/rest/recover period and had to laugh as he/they were already down THREE layers of shirts/sweaters/whatevers and still no sign of skin ….but ‘the needler’ appeared to be showing lots of patience. Hence, Jo Ann and Rotzy are ‘good to go’ and ready for #5….whenever it shows up. And I’m sure it will. Aside from the ‘Booster’ and dressing changes on my elbow by VON and R/N Rutherford TGH Class of ’62, it was a somewhat quiet week on yours truly’s Health Report….not a bad thing.**’Twas a fine turnout at Friday’s BGG (Brantford Guy Group) Meeting….word from the High Council indicates Fri 29th could be the last one at The Navy Club until next fall and we’ll get together at venues with outdoor seating. The ‘sailors’ have treated us great. ***Another discussion from the Long Table last Fri…one of the BGG Presidents pointed out that Prince Charles…..yup, dumb Chuck….is coming to Canada (this fall?) to represent The Queen, and in particular to honour her 75 Years of Rule, of course, he’s bringing The Hound (the wannabe Queen Camilla) with him. (*memo to Chuck….leave ‘er ‘ome, Bonnie Prince Charlie….and stay there with her. Send us Princess Anne….yes, your mother’s daughter, your sister….she does more of this ‘represent The Crown gadabouting’ than anybody….her mother included; or your first-born son Prince William and the lovely Princess Kate….and bring their kids too, Canadians would love that! Now, on the ‘Don’t List’, with you and Bow-Wow, ex Prince Harry and his Missus as they decided not to BE royalty anymore; lastly, Randy The Dandy….your erstwhile brother, also an ‘ex-prince’ whom your mother gave The Buckingham Boot, after paying his $23 Million ‘settlement’ because Andy was ‘not guilty’ of all those ‘annoying’ sex-related charges…tsk, tsk, tsk. I saw your mother wearing her ‘new’ crown on the back of the Royal Train at the CNR train station here in Brantford in 1953. Anyway, there you go Chuck….you’ve got the list, so please don’t disappoint/embarrass your Mum….take The Hound ‘Down Under’….the Aussies will LOVE y’all. And, ‘Long Live The Queen’! More Earth Day Stuff

I’ve made mention previously about the little spruce tree I had ‘eyeballed’ for transplanting in Dorothy Park (*see above) ‘somewhere near the bench’. But that was before Earth Day….yesterday. Then something strange happened! A lawns/landscaping ‘fleet’ rolled in….including a dump truck full of black mulch, a 7 or 8-person crew, all toting various power equipment and the name on the trucks they disembarked from wasn’t familiar. Well, that’s nothing new. I mean the different names on the truck(s). When it comes to ‘property upkeep’ like snow removal and/or cutting grass, ‘continuity’ is a bad word to Skyline Living and they never retain those contractors for more than one year in a row! (I don’t know for sure, altho it MIGHT have something to do with ‘five and dime-ing if you get my drift) The thing is, somebody is ALWAYS willing to do the job for less, eh? The ‘other’ thing is that with a ‘cut-rate job’, the end result is that this large property looks like s–t, as opposed to an ‘upscale apartment building’, with mounds/rows/piles of dead grass….then come the tenants’ complaints (‘cept Rotzy, who usually laughs at it) and the ‘clean-up’ is a show in itself! The problem is two-fold…TOO LONG between cuts….and an operator who doesn’t know a cutting deck from a poker deck! You see, Miz. Jo and yours truly KNOW LAWNS….from mowing at The Family Farm in Kirby, ON., an area the size of a 9-Hole Par 3 Golf Course. I was ‘pretty good’ on the old Massey 10HP Lawn Tractor but a couple hours after Jo Ann climbed aboard Johnny Deere, our 500ft frontage looked like the Oakland A’s outfield, opposite direction stripes, big circles and all!! So….SO….the people who cut grass here at the Skyline compound have bigger/heavier duty machines here….but they know not how to operate them. Anyway, this ‘new for ’22 outfit just did cleanup stuff Friday, so we’ll not judge them until they actually cut….and if they’re like their predecessor(s), they’ll wait until it’s a foot long. Oh, I almost forgot….a couple or three hours after The Lawn Crew arrived on Earth Day a gang (10 or so?!) of young people arrived….all sporting bright fluorescent green T-Shirts that might have read “People Who Plant Trees”, and they did! Plant trees. They’d split into 2 or 3 groups and were planting all over the compound….including the small spruce I’d been ‘eyeballing’ (*see above) for Dorothy Park. Guess what? That’s where they put it!….not where Rotzy woulda stuck it, but what the hey?….along with two other well-started/healthy-looking flat-leafed trees, and I can’t wait to get Dorothy’s impression!! All in all, ’twas a fairly impressive Earth Day here at Harris Place….and that’s not even counting Miz. Jo’s TOMATOES, which are doing just fine in her ‘indoor growing machine’. **MON AM BULLETIN** Well, yesterday about 4:00 PM 2 of the 3 newly-planted trees in Dorothy Park somehow had caught fire! Actually in the mulch, aided by steady 50 km/h winds. Miz. Jo ‘sounded the alarm’ and the Skyline Living VFD responded…that would be ME (in my sock feet) and the Manager of #575, toting a plastic pump-it-up jug of water/vinegar bug spray which actually DOES work on fires and my concern was for Barry’s white Dodge Van, a mere 4 ft ‘downwind’ from Fire A, Ted’s white Hyundai is right beside Barry, and Edna Equinox beside the Tedmobile. My shouts to passersby….and that is what they were/are, ‘passersby’….for a fire extinguisher fell on deaf ears, but the 2-person SLVFD Crew eventually prevailed over the stubborn blaze!

*Thought Of The Day…*Pro Cooking Tip:…If you stir 1 TBSP of Coconut Oil into your KALE, it makes it easier to stir the entire panful into the trash.

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Too old for technology

Too old for technology

Oh give me a break…think like that, then leave. I refuse to think like that. I’m likely older than many of you but I am not sailing that ship of “I’m too old to be able to do that!”

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this “old” pro on seniors using technology:  LEO NOTENBOOM

Source: Leo Notenboom

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EDITORIAL: The sins of our times

We live in strange times: wars, maniacal world leaders, unending viral pandemics, catastrophic climate changes. Troubled times where brotherly love is disappearing from every place, replaced by mass shootings, gun violence in the streets, shootings in places of worship, and pervasive crimes of violence. Chaos, assaults and crime everywhere. Why? Because we may be guilty of numerous sins.

Could these be the sins of our society?

Self-centred pride? People want to keep up with neighbours regardless of the cost.

Envy? They’ve got it, I want it. Worse: I deserve it. Even worse: I’m taking it. Even worse: I’m taking it anyway I can.

Anger? Like simmering water eventually coming to a rolling boil, simmering anger sowed by envy or pride spills over into violence and fury.

Uncontrolled selfishness? Love of brother has been replaced with love of self. Me first. Worse instead: only me. Selfishness gradually worsens. Neighbours are seen as competitors, then opponents, then an enemy worthy of combat. Beat him. Defeat him. Kill him.

Could our social turmoil be due to the sin of selfishness?

Ingredients vs the appliance
Perhaps the problem in our society is not the sin of a certain ingredient, but rather the appliance being used, social media.

Could uncontrolled, unrestricted social media be the cause of our social problems?
Social media has destroyed patience in our society, replacing it with impatience-coloured selfish self-interest. We demand control of everything: others’ behaviour, others’ actions, others’ reactions, even others’ appearance and these demands have a time facet, instant response. Ask something, instant response expected. Buy something, delivery tomorrow expected, today would be preferred. Want a situation to change, expected now.

The problem is too easily exacerbated. When the expected result does not occur instantly or to our liking, matters escalate too easily and very quickly. Change is forced by the social media user and the use of force is initiated, without due consideration and often to extreme levels. Hence, gun violence, physical assaults, vehicular rage and more.

Non-social media users learn from social media users. Monkey see monkey do. It is quicker to parrot the action than to be slowed by analysis, evaluation and review. Who has the patience to give things second thought?

Our society has lost all vestiges of patience, often accompanying the loss with negative reactions based on self-interest.

A congregation praying? We have been left out. We want it stopped, giving logical and reasoned responses a pass. Just respond, instantly.

Racism? Not part of our tribe? Eradicate the ‘miscreant,’ now. Remove the ‘offender,’ now. No response? Or response too slow? A gun will expedite matters, now.

Sexism? Are our desires ignored? Or are demands ignored? No response? Is response too slow? Fine, violence will change the pace of the response and get the response we want, now.

Vandalism? The desired goal will be clarified. Graphically, literally with spray paint. You’ll learn, now.

Could there be more than “ingredients vs the appliance”
There may be more to explaining the cause of the social problems we are experiencing than ‘sins’ or ‘appliance.’ Some of the evil sprouts from other factors, deeply rooted or firmly developed in our society at this moment in time.

The pandemic has been ceaseless in causing stress, anxiety and agitation in our society. People are worrying endlessly about infection, test results and social disassociation. Undoubtedly, this serious anxiety must affect behaviour with increased negative activity.

Then, there is the growth or continuity of gangs, size and membership likely relative to the municipality in which they reside. Gang violence is prevalent in most populated areas resulting in more if not continuous violence and crime.

Next, the ‘loner’ cannot be overlooked or disregarded. These are individuals who are disgruntled for personal reasons. Perhaps having experienced an offence, an insult or some antagonistic incident for which they now seek revenge and the ancillary target is society as a whole. Sole terrorists fit this category aiming to retaliate for a believed wrong their group has experienced.

Finally, though there is an underlying caveat in naming this last group as responsible for some of society’s crimes and problems, mentally challenged who have not received needed help. Though these activists cannot be blamed as directly or openly as others named above, nevertheless, some of these people do contribute to the problems suffered by society in terms of crime and violence.

The question is not whether or not people are fundamentally good or bad. The question is more related to how people have been conditioned, how they have learned to behave, as well as the emotional state people are in.

Going back to school to review the meaning of proper etiquette, old-fashioned respect, old-time obedience and archaic acceptable behaviour may help society but likely much more study must be undertaken to determine what we need to do together and how we should do it.

What do you think?

 

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DEATH IN THE DOLOMITES, David P. Wagner

Death in the Dolomites
(Rick Montoya Italian Mystery #2)
by David P. Wagner

Synopsis
Rick Montoya takes a break from his translation business in Rome to join his college buddy Flavio in the Italian Alps.  Heavy snow has brought enthusiastic skiers to the picturesque ski town of Campiglio, where the food tastes even better after a day on the slopes.  But Rick’s holiday is interrupted when a body is found in the deep snow under a ski lift.  With a push from his uncle, an Italian policeman in Rome, Rick is drawn into the investigation.  The victim is an American banker, but the suspects are all Italian.  Well, all except the dead man’s beautiful sister, now the sole heir to the family fortune.

As Rick and an eccentric local policeman poke around Campiglio, small town politics and personal rivalries quickly widen the list of suspects.  There’s the bombastic mayor and his ex-wife, a cut-throat real estate investor, the victim’s lanky landlord, a hotel owner, and even the gray-haired lady who runs the best bakery in the valley.  But whoever is behind the murder, they don’t seem pleased with Rick’s involvement in the investigation, if two suspicious brushes with danger are any indication.

Rick’s vacation is proving to be more demanding than his normal work routine in Rome.  Between the investigation and fending off the lovely heiress, he hardly finds any time to ski with Flavio.  But the murderer must be found, or Rick himself could become another victim.

Richard comments
I thought better to read a second book in the Wagner Montoya series before criticizing his books too much.

Criticizing is much easier than writing a book. Reading Wagner’s stories is just a little less painful than it must have been writing them. Try as he might to capture the flavour of Italy, the taste of its bounty and the richness of its culture and history, Wagner fails in the effort. The story drags with superfluous descriptions. The characters lack attractive colour, developed personalities. His deeper descriptions are unable to give the story development necessary depth. How often is it important to talk about the cowboy boots worn by chief protagonist, Rick Montoya. How often does the reader need to be reminded of the heavy snowfall in the Dolomites. Not to mention that the plot drags on forever, its many convolutions confusing more than clarifying.

Wagner’s intentions are honourable, to pay homage to the beauty and magnificence of Italy and her many faces. He tried to extol the glory and fame of Italy but misses the mark. He may be trying to emulate Donna Leon or benefit from the success of her Brunetti series, but he has a long way to go to get there.

Death in the Dolomites should have died there as well.

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MyChart medical records log

This is a very useful medical record log for anyone who has been a patient in an Ontario Hospital. My experience is limited to the LAKERIDGE HEALTH Services, so it may not serve your needs.

For anyone who has been a patient in the LAKERIDGE HEALTH system, this post will help you create a medical records log. Examine the post further as I have tried to cover all the necessary steps to creating a personalized MyChart records log.

  1. URL: Lakeridgehealth.on.ca

  1. MyChart

 

  1. New User

 

  1. SIGN UP ONLINE

 

  1. COMPLETE FORM

 

  1. WAIT FOR EMAIL WITH ACTIVATION CODE
    This could take up to a week.

 

 

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL, David Baldacci

Hitchcockian in its suspense development… Continue reading

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drummer phenom…..3 yrs old !!!

Reg R.

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SEX

  1. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!

13. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.

8. Virginity can be cured.

7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…I don’t remember what I chose.

Thanks Reg R.

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Submit Publish Repeat

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Apr 28 – Personal/Home and Travel Safety Crime Prevention Tips

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DEMON COPPERHEAD, Barbara Kingsolver

Demon Copperhead,
By
Barbara Kingsolver


Synopsis
Set in the mountains of southern Appalachia, this is the story of a boy born to a teenaged single mother in a single-wide trailer, with no assets beyond his dead father’s good looks and copper-colored hair, a caustic wit, and a fierce talent for survival. In a plot that never pauses for breath, relayed in his own unsparing voice, he braves the modern perils of foster care, child labor, derelict schools, athletic success, addiction, disastrous loves, and crushing losses. Through all of it, he reckons with his own invisibility in a popular culture where even the superheroes have abandoned rural people in favor of cities.

Many generations ago, Charles Dickens wrote David Copperfield from his experience as a survivor of institutional poverty and its damages to children in his society. Those problems have yet to be solved in ours. Dickens is not a prerequisite for readers of this novel, but he provided its inspiration. In transposing a Victorian epic novel to the contemporary American South, Barbara Kingsolver enlists Dickens’ anger and compassion, and above all, his faith in the transformative powers of a good story. Demon Copperhead speaks for a new generation of lost boys, and all those born into beautiful, cursed places they can’t imagine leaving behind.

Richard says
If your idea of an entertaining book is one where you are reading the dialect of the local gentry in authentic or near parroted form and you find it engaging to be reminded how an impoverished segment of a rural society lives in never ending squalor and poverty, then Demon Copperhead will suit you to a T. Kingsolver offers you dialogue straight from Appalachia hollers, conversations from people who are isolated and segregated from anything sounding like verbal exchanges that you normally hear. It is Ozarks ceaselessly, poverty endlessly and that impoverished environs non-stop.

There is no story, no plot, no narrative. There is no character development, no depth of personas being evaluated or described. This is not a book in the normal sense. It is an incorporation of the reader into the setting of the Appalachian valleys, among people who are poor, speak with dialect-heavy accents that most readers would only hear in a movie or on TV.

Unless one is a conversational purist, a verbal linguist or a dialogue devotee, this book has no redeemable value as a normal read. For my taste, it is a total and complete pass. 

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Apr 11 – Moonlighting as a Real Estate agent…hmmmm!

Fallin’ and hittin’ the noggin’ hasn’t affected Rotzy’s crankiness!  Go for it Rotzy….may be considering moonlighting as a real estate agent given the house prices today.


New Budget To Help Housing?
I dunno….don’t really care….just want to share a thought or three about real estate…..like the prices in Brant’s Ford….like how can a 2 b/r brick cottage, in particularly #33 Foster St. down in Eagle Place, that sold for $12,500 in the mid 1960’s be getting offers near/at $500,000….yes! ….”Half a Million” today! Goodness me!! Clare (my Dad) must be tossing about in his grave over in Mt Hope at such ridiculous numbers! And maybe griping about something like ‘poor timing’ (*see below) on his part. Guess I’ll stop by the cemetery today if/when the rain lets up, take some flowers for him and Mom….s–t, it’s too early for my annual pot ‘o petunias, etc….and try to explain to him it’s all about ‘timing, as far as owning and selling your house….adding that I have zero idea why prices across Canada have climbed SO ridiculously “F/N” high! By the bye, I obtained these potential ‘asking’ prices from a couple fellow members/presidents in the Brantford Guy Group (BGG) at a recent meeting….guys who actually knew/know the house/property from the mid-1960’s and are ‘with it’ as to current real estate prices in/around Brant’s Ford. Anyway, as to ‘timing’ (*see above), lets face it Dad….if you were still alive and still owned #33, you’d be 116 years old! As it is/was, when you left us in 1991 you were in your 86th year….not bad, having ‘outlived’ 11 brothers and sisters….and when it came tyme, #33 went for about $90 G’s, a nice jump from your price about 30 years prior. So, forget today’s listing prices….you done good…..and relax. The people yours truly feels for these days are the ‘first tyme home buyers’ who SOMEHOW gotta come up with a down payment on a ‘half million dollar house’, that, in truth, is a ‘nice, little red brick cottage’ (which appears to have been well maintained). So….SO…. good luck you ‘newbies’. Also, Junior Trudeau’s dog’s breakfast budget from earlier this week threw/will throw a LOT of money at Canada’s ‘affordable housing crisis’ and they say it’ll benefit ‘first-tymers’! Well, don’t bet the mortgage on it. S–t! I forgot….you won’t have a mortgage, will you?!

Still With Real Estate
I’m not sure, what with Rotzy’s new-found interest in real estate….in particular the absolutely crazy prices they talk about that roll off their tongues like there’s no tomorrow and smooth as silk in audio ads, as well as pictures on film and TV. A ‘wall of advertising’ coming at us from every direction, and dozens of different methods. The printed word caught Rotzy’s attention….basically in newspapers, but there are numerous printed pamphlets all over the ‘mail room’ here at Skyline Living as well. As to the papers, they all have thick Real Estate Sections. I grab the Expos (the Brantford Expositor) every Thursday here at 555 Harris Place since Thurs is Free/Gratis Day….Rotzy looks for the Obit Pages,,,,then I check them out, fold the page inside/out for Miz. Jo’s crossword and puzzles on the other side. Anyway, a few months back, I went looking thru the Real Estate Section for an olde friend who I learned was/is selling real estate….methinks he was/is with Royal Lepage….or Century 21…..or one of the Biggies. Whoa!! I had no “F/N” idea there were/are SO many people who had ‘gotten into Real Estate’…..in this case I suppose they’re in and around Brant County and altho I was unable to spot the guy I was looking for, I’m betting I came across at least a dozen or more whom I either know or knew from way back when. There must be thousands of them and I’m wondering if, as a ‘collective group’, real estate is Brantford’s biggest employer….by a long shot!…..so I can only guess just how competitive it gets and how much does THAT factor into #33 Foster going for $500 G. Then I said (to myself) “Hey Toad…of those hundreds and thousands of agents pictured, how many of them are the ‘main bread winner’ in their house? Do they make big bucks? How many ‘part-tymers’? And a couple/few of your olde pals ‘nearing/over 80’ still at it? Is it like a ‘hobby’ to them? I mean, they’ve been working for 60 years, can they not find a better ‘hobby’? Hey…whatever. So, there we are Toad….methinks it safe to say the number of sales people aren’t to blame for the crazy prices, and if there were only half of the current sales force, some rep would be shooting at $500 G’s for our olde adobe on Foster St. Well, here’s another post-budget ‘gem’ from Team Trudeau to help the housing mess…..they want to limit/eliminate foreign ownership….especially in large ‘housing developments’! Because everybody knows if there’s a ‘new 75-upscale home subdivision’ going up in, shall we say, in Peterboro, ON by a firm from, shall we say, Beijing, the ads/billboards read “Starting At $1.2 Million!” Well sir/m’am, everybody knows in the SAME situation, everything identical to the Beijing plan, BUT the developers were a firm from, shall we say, Vaughn, ON….the ads/billboards would be reading “Starting At $799,000!” Hello?

A Quick Update….
….on the actual number of real estate sales persons in County Brant was just obtained here at “F/N” HQ via some special seldom applied for Poll…..or is that Pole?….but they have it at 5,283….not broken into male/female and/or full-tyme/part-tyme…..it reflects the number of ‘active licenses’. Actually, I did/do have one more item that’s real estate related **I realize a bunch of you may be wondering if Rotzy’s recent fall-down-go-boom here in the unit scrambled my pumpkin a tad….seeing as I’m on and on about houses and housing….but alas, the pumpkin’s doing good, thanks. *You see, all this is is yours truly taking a week off from writing ONE “F/N” word about anything/everything CORONA…(*other than to advise that Miz. Jo and Rotzy are ‘booked’ for #4 in a week or so) *I’m also ‘deleting’ that f***ing Russian pig Vladimir Puke-in. If only in my own mind. OK? This last bit struck/strikes me as funny….yes, it’s about real estate….a commercial I heard on 900 CHML for one of the station’s main advertisers ‘Michael St Jean Reality’ (*not a typo)….and that’s what one of their happy house selling customers calls it in the ad./…RE-AL-I-TY! This is one happy fellow, he’s got a really heavy accent, almost sounding musical and I could/can almost hear him smiling, whilst extolling all the good things about dealing with Hamilton-based St Jean as opposed to going with a Toronto outfit! So the guy’s happy as a pig in poop as Michael got him $50,000 more than the asking price!….and as St Jean’s saying goes ”We’ll sell it for you, or we’ll buy it!’ Seems there are a few of ’em using that line, you think? I wonder if our guy also bought a place from St. Jean?….at $50 G less than asking!? Anyway, if YOU are in the market….good luck! And have a fine day!

*Thought Of The Day…I find that these days most of my conversations start with….”Did I tell you this before”? or ”What was I going to say”?

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Passover

Passover is a major Jewish holiday that celebrates the exodus of the Israelites from slavery in Egypt, which occurs on the 15th day of the Hebrew month of Nisan, the first month of Aviv, or spring. The word Passover can also refer to the Korban Pesach, the paschal lamb that was offered when the Temple in Jerusalem stood; to the Passover Seder, the ritual meal on Passover night; or to the Feast of Unleavened Bread. Passover is traditionally celebrated in the Land of Israel for seven days based on the concept of yom tov sheni shel galuyot.

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Easter

Easter is a time for celebration and festivities. The period of abstinence and sacrifice ends on Easter Sunday, which symbolically recalls the resurrection of Jesus Christ in Christian religions.

For religious adherents, the celebrations usually include worship and prayer. The period of sacrifice and abstinence ends with feasting, gift-giving and joyous celebration.

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Cheese, a love story

Is Cheese Bad for You?

When it comes to cheese, people often say they love it so much they can’t live without it — but worry that it could cause heart disease or unwanted weight gain.

The truth is that cheese is what’s known as a whole food. Whole foods are generally good for you, as long as you don’t eat too much of one thing.

In this article, we’ll give you all the information you need to make healthy choices about eating cheese.

Health benefits of cheese

There are many healthy options to choose from when it comes to cheese, and many potential ways it can benefit your health.

It’s a good source of nutrients

Cheese is a great source of calcium, fat, and protein. It also contains high amounts of vitamins A and B12, along with zinc, phosphorus, and riboflavin.

According to U.S. Dairy, the overall nutritional profile of conventional, organic, and grass-fed dairy products is similar.

Grass-fed cheese is made from the milk of 100 percent grass-fed animals. A diet high in grass-fed dairy may provide a healthier balanceTrusted Source of omega-6 and omega-3 fatty acids than diets that rely on conventional dairy. Omega-3 fats are important for heart and metabolic health.

While grass-fed dairy products cost more than standard versions, some people may choose to purchase them for their higher omega-3 content. More research is needed to understand if this difference in nutrients is large enoughTrusted Source to have significant benefits in an average U.S. diet.

It could protect your teeth from cavities

According to some studies, cheese — and dairy products in general — could work to protect your teeth from cavities. In a Danish study from 2015, children with an above-average dairy intake were more likely to be cavity-free after 3 years than those with a below-average intake.

It’s a source of conjugated linoleic acid (CLA)

High-fat cheeses like blue cheese, Brie, and cheddar contain small amounts of conjugated linoleic acid (CLA). CLA is a healthy fat that may help preventTrusted Source obesity and heart disease, and may reduce inflammation.

Cheddar cheese sourced from 100 percent grass-fed animals was found to contain twice as much CLA as conventional cheddar. But it’s not clear whether switching to grass-fed cheese would have overall nutritional benefits in an average U.S. diet.

It could be good for your heart

According to 2018 researchTrusted Source, fermented dairy products, such as yogurt and cheese, have a positive effect on cardiovascular health. In the same study, full-fat dairy products appeared to provide greater nutrition and have anti-inflammatory properties.

Health risks

Is a cheese addiction unhealthy?

Knowing the benefits and the risks associated with eating cheese can help you to make more informed choices. Cheese may have undesired effects if it’s contaminated, or if you have certain health conditions or dietary needs.

Listeria contamination

Soft cheeses and blue-veined cheeses can sometimes become contaminated with listeria, especially if they are made with unpasteurized or “raw” milk. Eating listeria-contaminated foods can cause illness.

Examples of at-risk cheeses include:

  • Brie
  • Camembert
  • queso fresco
  • queso blanco
  • queso panela
  • blue-veined cheeses
  • feta

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)Trusted Source recommends avoiding eating soft cheeses unless the label clearly states that the product was made with pasteurized milk. This is especially important for:

Health conditions and special diets

Cheese contains many important nutrients. But it is also:

  • High in calories. Cheese is a calorie-dense food. Depending on the variety of cheese you eat, you’re getting about 100 calories per ounce.
  • High in saturated fat. Cheese in high in fat, including saturated fat. Some experts, though not all, advise limiting your intake of saturated fat.
  • High in salt. It’s also usually loaded with sodium, which can be an issue for people with high blood pressure.
  • Low in fiber. Cheese contains no fiber, and eating a diet containing very high amounts of dairy may causeTrusted Source constipation.

Some people may limit or avoid cheese due one or more of these factors. If you aren’t sure whether cheese is appropriate for your diet, a registered dietitian can help.

Allergies and intolerances

Some people avoid cheese due to conditions such as lactose intolerance or a milk allergy.

Lactose intolerance

Cheese contains lactose, a sugar that can’t be digested by lactose intolerant people because their bodies lack the enzyme that breaks it down. In these cases, eating lactose can lead to digestive problems including gas, bloating, and diarrhea.

Fortunately, many firm, aged cheeses are low in lactose. Examples include Parmesan, Swiss, and cheddar. People with lactose intolerance may be able to tolerate these cheeses in small amounts.

Some people can use lactase pills or drops to prevent symptoms, but it’s best to talk with a doctor before trying it. If you decide to try lactase supplements, a pharmacist or registered dietitian can help you get started.

Milk allergy

People who are allergic to milk are unable to eat cheese or other foods containing dairy. A milk allergy means that your body has an immune reaction to one or more proteins in milk, such as casein. Casein is one of the main proteins found in milk, and it’s also an ingredient in some soy-based cheeses.

Milk allergy symptoms can appear early in life, before age 1Trusted Source. While symptoms vary, it can be a life-threatening condition for some people.

Types of cheese

There are thousands of different varieties of cheeses made around the world. Many cheeses made in the United States use cow’s milk, but cheese can also be made from the milk of goats, sheep, and other animals.

  • Whole milk. Whole milk cheeses are made from regular, unskimmed milk. They can be high in saturated fat, so people with cardiovascular disease or high cholesterol may choose to limit their intake.
  • Low-fat and reduced-fat. In the United States, cheeses labelled “low-fat” must contain 3 grams of fatTrusted Source or less per serving. A “reduced-fat” cheese has at least 25 percent less fat than the regular version of the cheese.
  • Aged. Aged cheeses include cheddar, Parmesan, and Swiss. They are firm in texture, and some can be high in salt. Aged cheeses are stored before they are ready to sell, so they have time to mature. The aging process tends to create stronger flavors.
  • Fresh. Fresh cheeses such as ricotta and cottage cheese are generally high in moisture and soft in texture. They’re ready to be eaten quickly, without needing time to age, so they are known as “fresh” cheeses.

“Cheeses” that aren’t really cheese

You might be surprised to learn that some foods that we commonly refer to as cheese, are not actually cheese.

  • Processed. Processed cheese products like American cheese are made by mixing a cheese with other cheeses or dairy products. Other ingredients may be added in small amounts to enhance flavor, texture, or storage time. While they are made with cheese, they are actually called “pasteurized process cheese food.” Processed options tend to be higher in sodium than other cheeses.
  • Non-dairy. Non-dairy cheeses are made from plant-based ingredients, like nuts, soy, and coconut. A 2021 Spanish studyTrusted Source of store-bought vegan cheeses recommended opting for cashew-based and tofu-based products. Coconut-based cheeses, although popular, are highly processed and much less nutritious.

Nutrition facts

Brie (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 95
  • Carbs: 0.1 grams
  • Fat: 7.9 grams
  • Protein: 6 grams
  • Calcium: 4% of the DV
  • Sodium: 8% of the DV

Cheddar (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 114
  • Carbs: 1 gram
  • Fat: 9.4 grams
  • Protein: 6.4 grams
  • Calcium: 15% of the DV
  • Sodium: 8% of the DV

Feta (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 75
  • Carbs: 1.1 grams
  • Fat: 6.1 grams
  • Protein: 4 grams
  • Calcium: 11% of the DV
  • Sodium: 14% of the DV

Gouda (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 101
  • Carbs: 0.6 grams
  • Fat: 7.8 grams
  • Protein: 7.1 grams
  • Calcium: 15% of the DV
  • Sodium: 10% of the DV

Mozzarella (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 85
  • Carbs: 0.7 grams
  • Fat: 6.3 grams
  • Protein: 6.3 grams
  • Calcium: 11% of the DV
  • Sodium: 6% of the DV

Swiss (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 111
  • Carbs: 0.4 grams
  • Fat: 8.8 grams
  • Protein: 7.7 grams
  • Calcium: 19% of the DV
  • Sodium: 2% of the DV

American (1 ounce, or 28 grams)

  • Calories: 102
  • Carbs: 1.3 grams
  • Fat: 8.6 grams
  • Protein: 5.1 grams
  • Calcium: 22% of the DV
  • Sodium: 20% of the DV

Non-dairy coconut-based cheddar style slice (0.8 ounces, or 22 grams)

  • Calories: 60
  • Carbs: 4 grams
  • Fat: 5 grams
  • Protein: 0 grams
  • Calcium: 11% of the DV
  • Sodium: 7% of the DV

Note: A 1-ounce (28 gram) serving of cheese is about the size of a 1-inch cube, or 1 slice of American cheese. Nutritional values for the non-dairy option are provided for a slightly smaller, 0.8 ounce sliceTrusted Source. All cheeses above are full-fat versions.

The takeaway

In general, cheese is a healthy and delicious source of many nutrients.

For most people, a balanced diet can include cheese. Occasionally snacking on cheese or having a few crumbles with your salad or sprinkled over vegetables isn’t likely to cause problems, unless you’re lactose intolerant or allergic to milk.

But eating too much of any one food isn’t recommended — no matter how much you might love your Swiss or Brie. And if you’re usually pairing cheese with processed foods like pizza crust, pepperoni, or crackers, you might be cancelling out cheese’s benefits.

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EDITORIAL: Third-world politics in Ontario

It’s easy to criticize every government, every political leader from the comfort of the TV room ‘lazy boy.’ Doug Ford could give university-calibre lectures on bribing for votes. Third-world politicos should line up for lessons from this boy.

This kind of ‘gifting’ may be the norm in our Western democracies but surely there should be limits to what is reasonable and acceptable.


Here’s the cost of his “gifts” to the Ontario electorate:

  • License plate renewal waiver: $500 million
  • Cutting gas tax $650 million
  • Toll removal: Durham Region unknown
  • Power lines: Windsor, London, Sarnia $ 1 billion over 8 years
  • William Osler Health Centre expansion $ 21 million
  • Joseph Health care support $ 5 million
  • GM grants – Oshawa, Ingersoll $ 259 million
  • Bridge building contract, Bradford Part of $21 billion highway projects
  • Support for Toronto subway extension Unknown amount

Just do an TOTAL approximation to see how much these ‘gifts’ will cost us as voters.

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DIGITAL FORTRESS, Dan Brown

Dan Brown polished his act before his blockbuster book, The Da Vinci Code. Digital Fortress is Brown preparing for his biggest hit.

A good story if a reader is into technology; a bore if one is into character development, relationship dynamics and social conflicts. Continue reading

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CAMPAIGN PLATFORMS

Candidates considering entering the Pickering Municipal campaign have been asked to describe their campaign platform. These will be posted as received.

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Apr 4 – Rotzy’s slap happy about Will and Chris

The Academy Awards may have reached “Rock” bottom with the slap seen around the world. Even Rotzy’s got something to say about it.


***Memo To Chris Rock…c/o ‘The Academy’

Hey Chris! Bob Rotz here in Brant’s Ford, Ontario. I caught you, as did gazillions of others, on TV for the Academy Awards last Sun the 27th. Now, I want to make it clear I’m not a huge fan of the silver screen….in fact the last tyme Miz.Jo (that would be my wife) and Rotzy went to a movie house, it was in Toronto (*see below) and ‘Good Morning Viet Nam” was on the marquee. So….SO….in spite of two years of coronavirus and cetera, the fact is that Odeon Cineplex (and the other Big Box movie houses) are too “F/N” expensive for many/most of us oldsters. Anyway, back to the Awards, it came tyme for you to give Will his Award….but instead 1/ the wheels fell off, 2/ Will lost his sense of humour, his cool, and then 3/ Will opened a can of ‘whup-ass on y’all’s pumpkin! And while many/most ‘experts’ are saying ‘Will SMACKED Chris’, as in open-palmed ‘like a woman’….whilst we here in Apt #303 said/say Mr. Smith PUNCHED Mr. Rock in the head….’closed-fist; Tell Ya what Chris….Y’all took a big punch, from a big (-ger) man, Brother. Then I said (to myself) “Well Toad, here we go folks….a couple BIG NAME brothers here gonna get at it!”

Anyway, Rotzy’s not gonna flog on a deceased equine here….but….Will Smith knows he screwed up….’forgetting to laugh at himself/ditto for Mrs Smith’….so lets get back to the REAL point of this “Memo”, Chris. OK? I heard on Zoomer Radio 740 of an extensive Chris Rock Tour, covering much of North America and that includes one night in T.O., which could require two, DUE TO DEMAND….since Oscar Nite. Well, Ticketmaster, the outfit that sells seats for any and every event in Canada listed the CHEAPEST seats for your upcoming Concert at Scotia Bank Arena at about $45 dollars ….as of March 26th! As of March 28th they were costing nearly $400 apiece! Get this! Today (April 2nd) they want $700 and change!….but if you want/need ‘TWO seats together’, you hand over $999 each! S–t! Still with me Chris.?? Well, our gov’t is dragging their butts on a 50% increase to our OAS, Rotzy wants to make some ‘green’, and I need YOUR help….so here’s my plan, starting in Tronna. After your short ‘monologue and a couple jokes, Rotzy (I’ll be ON or NEAR the stage) will strut over to you, and hit you. I won’t hit hard….not anything like Smitty!….no wayy!….s–t Brother, I’m 77 and ‘running on a quarter tank.’, even did another ‘fall down, go boom’ in our dining room last nite! For sure the place’ll go nuts, then it’ll become a regular part of the show, not unlike Harlem Globetrotters slapstick . And if you’d rather hit ME….hey, I’m cool with that….hey, it might even be funnier, you think? Waiting to hear from you Chris, and let’s get people laughing at each other as well as themselves again! The world has forgotten how to do that. Money? Well, you gonna be making a piss-pot full of it….so I could/should pull in $20-$25 G’s a nite….I mean, it was/is MY idea! And somebody sayin’ ”What about Will Smith”? ”Say what”? says Rotzy….that man is already in/near the same tax bracket as Oprah, hence you ain’t gonna see him lining up at the Hollywood Blvd Food Bank. Anyway, you da Man to make this happen, Chris! Tell you what….after a couple paychecks, I’ll lay out some big bucks for a front row seat for Will Smith! Not Mrs Smith tho, you’ve been there/done that….ditto for the fans….thereby it would surely detract from OUR performance and we don’t want that do we? What we….I in particular want is to get my plan into action, and show you and others it’s no ‘pie in the sky scheme’ dreamed up by some olde guy who’s already ‘crazy as a s–t-house rat’, his memory is shot, and he’s knocking on dementia’s door’. (*see below)

If You Think….(*see above)
If the previous item/piece made/makes any sense at all you MIGHT need some sort of ‘counselling’. Hell, yours truly wrote the damned thing, so that tells you where I’m at….well, sort of. (*update….Sun 10:35AM*) Besides, I just heard an item on 900 AM where a VERY upset lady reporter said/growled “If I had walked across that stage and punched/slapped/smacked Will Smith, security and PO-lice woulda been all over me, cuffed/arrested/charged/hauled off. So….SO….you see, I wanted/want security (OAS) and its’ pathetic shortcomings….and for reasons unclear to me, I ‘used’ Will Smith and Chris Rocks’ Academy Awards Debacle to draw people’s attention to it…..the OAS that is.!! Dumb idea, huh? Or not. Well, that entire fiasco. Look, I’ve been ‘pushing’ in this space for twenty years + that we need a ‘hefty increase’!!! Methinks 100% is ‘hefty’….YOU think? I’ve hit on three different P/M’s, and a handful of various MP’s, covering 4 different parties. Well, this ‘Monthly Financial Benefit’ is SO damned SMALL and Outdated Rotzy was/is firmly convinced the IMMEDIATE increase MUST be of 50%!! Never mind about a 25% ‘raise’….not even worth the change in paperwork. Word is, if I heard correctly, an increase has been granted by the gov’t (back in January?) and Junior Trudeau’s gonna dole it out….in segments?….sometyme. Soon? For some reason, 10% seems to ring a bell. Stay tuned…sorry, but you can bet the mortgage it WON’T be enough to buy a decent ticket for a Chris Rock Concert.

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Age better, walk as much as you can

Dr. Paula Rochon writes that walking does more than just improve physical well-being. Her studies have indicated that one’s emotional and psychological well-being improve significantly with walking. So, if you can, try walking more, especially now as the weather improves each day. 


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See  ROCHON  Toronto Star, Apr. 3/22 

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The SZPINNER Apr 2022 NEWSLETTER (WORD version)

APR 2022 NEWSLETTER

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BE THE AWESOME MAN, Dennis Gazarek

A book for all ages, maybe even more so today because of our extensive reliance on technology, electronics and the Internet for solutions to problems. Continue reading

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DEVIL In The WHITE CITY, Erik Larson

Fiction based on fact…at its best !

Erik Larson writes fictional novels based on actual historical events. He writes stories created on the foundation of superb and extensive research. He has a number of books based on historical reality:

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  1. The Devil in the White City
    Larson writes about the 1893 Chicago World’s fair which celebrated the 40oth anniversary of Columbus’ landing in the America’s. Over 27 million people came to see this amazing exhibition where 46 countries were represented by 200 major buildings. The newest technology of the era was highlighted in stupendously large buildings. Krupp of Germany showed off the cannon of all cannons, the Big Bertha, capable of shooting a 1 ton shell more than 6 miles; Tesla highlighted the new technology of electricity for domestic use; General Electric was there, Ford, Disney, Deere…the fair was more than commercialism and technology. It was an honouring of history, of neoclassicism, a revival of bygone greatness, beauty and bounty. 

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  2. In the Garden of the Beasts
    Life in Hitler’s Berlin is almost beautiful in its splendour and dynamic social and cultural exuberance but becoming increasingly tainted with a growing number of racial and violent incidents precursing the near future.
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  3. Dead Wake
    The book recounts the last crossing of the Lusitania and its ill-fated arrival off the coast of Ireland. A captivating and suspenseful novel that makes one forget they are reading historical fiction.

The Devil in the White City
The first time I read The Devil in the White City, I was captivated by the construction of the World’s Fair in Chicago. The problems were unbelievable; the tasks to complete immense; the challenges and obstacles simply incredible. The collapsing American economy seemed to doom its possibility of success; the obstinancy of the railroad tycoons who refused fare reductions to develop fair attendance; the illnesses suffered by the architects and masterminds behind the fair. It was all fascinating reading.

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Then Larson weaves in another layer, filled with suspense and excitement. A serial killer is using the Chicago fair as his resource for finding new victims, preferably young women, attracted to the fair for its job possibilities and exciting new lifestyle. The investigation and pursuit of this killer could have been the basis of a book on its own. The murder story is a thrilling counter balance to the excitement of the fair.

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The second reading of the book made me appreciate Larson’s style and depth of research. This is an adult’s writer offering readers a erudite, elevated style which educates as well as entertains.

Recommended highly.

 

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DIE AGAIN, Tess Garritsen

DIE AGAIN,
Tess Gerritsen

A thriller that will have you glued to the pages, page after page.


Synopsis
The latest enthralling case in Tess Gerritsen’s New York Times bestselling Rizzoli & Isles series, the blockbuster books behind the smash hit TNT series.

Boston Detective Jane Rizzoli is on the case of a big game hunter found dead in his apartment, alone with the body of a beautiful white snow leopard he had recently been commissioned to procure and stuff for a high-profile museum in the area.

Medical examiner Maura Isles connects the case to several seemingly unrelated deaths where the victims have all been found hanging upside down, the hallmark of a leopard’s kill.

Rizzoli follows the puzzling trail of clues all the way to Botswana, where she uncovers the unsolved mystery of a deadly camping safari six years prior. When she realizes the two cases are connected, Rizzoli must track down the sole survivor of the tragic trip to discover who – or what – is behind these gruesome deaths.

Richard says
You can never go wrong with any of Terri Gerritsen’s novels and Die Again delivers with a gut punch.

It’s an African safari you’ll never want to go on and it’s a story that will make you look at your pet cat in a different way. Cats are predators, even the domesticated tabby that roams around your house. You think they are aloof. They’re not. They just know you are too big of a prey for them to take down. So they tolerate you but watch how that pussy cat never lets you out of its sight.

Gerritsen takes cat love to a whole new level. Personification of the cat’s killer persona embodied in a human, one who becomes a killing machine in the same way large cats are, cats like lions, tigers, cougars and leopards.

The story flips back and forth between the African safari setting and the murder scenes in the Boston area of the USA. Rizzoli, the determined detecttve and Isles, the driven medical examiner, are the duo who sift through all the evidence to determine who is killing people in the style of a killer cat. 

The safari scenes will rivet you to the seat as you read about one killing, then another, until only two people remain. The milquetoast book vendor escapes from the safari encampment suspecting the remaining safari member must be the killer. She clampers through the constant death threatening jungle trying to escape from the killer and to avoid all the natural killers of the African Bostwana jungle.

Meanwhile, Rizzoli and Isles try to piece the puzzles together of the killing spree that has last for many years back in the USA.

The story grabs you and holds you to the very end.

I have never liked cats. Now I have another layer of why I dislike them so.

An excellent read.

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DIRT, Stuart Woods

Stuart Woods always is a fun read, a writer of adult comic books in verbal form…entertaining, engaging and enjoyable.


Synopsis
On the heels of his ” New York Times ” bestseller ” Choke, ” Stuart Woods brings back one of his best-loved characters, Stone Barrington, in a glittering roller-coaster ride through the murderous world of high-profile celebrity gossip. Feared and disliked for both her poison pen and ice queen persona, gossip columnist Amanda Dart finds the tables have turned. When an anonymous gossipmonger begins faxing the scathing details of Amanda’s sexual indiscretions to national opinion makers, she turns to Stone Barrington for help. But as the faxes also expose other members of the gossip “community,” it becomes apparent that the most respected of the social scene will stop at nothing–even murder–to clear their names. Set against a backdrop of glitzy Manhattan society, “Dirt” is a sexy, fast-paced and witty thriller–Stuart Woods at his best.

Richard says
As per almost any Stuart Woods novel, Dirt delivers an engaging story with lots of fun in’s and out’s to the world of gossip mongers. Woods helps readers understand that though writers in this world of sleaze, dirt and dirty laundry, must still work hard to find their material, uncover their information and confirm its validity. They may be working in a world of cheapness and skulduggery, but the majority of these writers feel they are professionals who must deliver facts.

Woods paints an authenticity in his tale with facts and details taken from the pages of the real world. Nevertheless, his canvas is a narrative that will engage you throughout the whole book.

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Mar 28 –

There’s no vacillation about mask-wearing in the Rotzy camp…not like in the Ford camp where vacillation is the order of the day, every day.


I Felt Kinda Odd….(*see below)
….when I walked into the neighbourhood Ciircle ‘K’ last Mon ayem to pick up Miz. Jo’s scratch & win ‘Bingo’ ticket and Rotzy’s ‘Grand A Day’ ducat….MASQUE-LESS!! Yessirreee Bub! .And Nosirreee, Bub, I had NOT forgotten to put the damned thing on!…because you see, about TWO years back I was told by our gov’t to wear a masque….and I did. Then last Monday I was told by the same gov’t that (aside from hospitals and a couple exceptions) I do NOT have to wear a masque….if I choose NOT to. Well, I ‘mulled that one over’ in my pumpkin for .08 to 1.3 seconds and off it came! For good. I hope. Like I said (*see above) it felt rather odd/different entering a business ‘un-masked’….like there’s some item of clothing missing? And of course, the feeling was even more pronounced when I got to Zehr’s Market, with eight check outs (half of them were open) and dozens of shoppers milling about. I’m guessing that 75% of the customers were/are still masque-ed, including ALL seniors (except Rotzy and some little olde guy wearing a heavy Maple Leaf winter coat) plus a surprising number of young people (20-something to 35) and there’s nothing wrong with that! I asked the olde Leaf fan if anybody had given him some static for ‘going masque-less’….he grinned and said ”nope…..well, not yet”. Then, as yours truly was about to say ”have a nice day, and good luck to your Leafs” a well-dressed couple (about 80?) stopped dead in their tracks about 3 metres from us and just glared!! As if….A/ We both had s–t on our noses! or B/ We were planning to blow the place up! Whatever. Hey, a LOT of folks will wear a masgue/face covering until they take their last breath….not Jo Ann and Rotzy. By the bye,,it says here that the reason for this ‘early decision’ for face masque removal in Ontario came about by a ‘following of the rules’….1/ two years of masques 2/ distancing 3/ hand washing 4/ vaccinations and 5/ booster shots…..by everyday/concerned Ontarians! It had ‘virtually’ dick-all to do with a group of protesting/rioting (truthfully, quite embarrassing’) horn honking, fear mongering law breakers. The best part of ‘Masque-less Monday’ for Rotzy was/is no more looking for ‘lost masques’ daily….and no more buying ‘KN-95 paper replacements’ when they ‘really are lost’. I had/still have ’95’s’ stashed everywhere as ‘spares’. Stay safe/stay well.

Back To VON
Miz. Jo….aka Nurse Jo….(R/N TGH Class of ’62)…..has been looking after/treating the ‘venus ulcers’ on yours truly’s lower legs since I ‘graduated/healed’ at VON the last tyme, a couple months back ….doing a FINE job, she was, to the point Rotzy has been able to wear the new fancy-dan ‘compression socks’ she got for me from VIA/SOX*tm via Amazon*tm ….this ‘leg apparel’ being a rather crucial part of me ‘avoiding the bus’ and/or ‘staying on the right side of the lawn’ for as long as possible….or, so I’m told. That….’compression’…. AND ‘elevating’ my legs being equally important. Anyway, all is/was well until early last week, when 7 or 8 new ulcers popped out on my left leg….a REAL ugly mess, they were….so I drove down to VON on Grey St to get the name of the zinc-based product I needed for Nurse Jo to use….but…..long story short, one of the nurses spotted Rotzy, hence I’m back in their system with an 8:20AM appointment for Wed AM. So….SO….this is the third tyme I’ve been ‘healed’ and then ‘re-instated’ by the ‘Victorians’….but at least the lawn’s still green, with me ON it, rather than under it. And there’s no Greyhound Bus in sight.

Skyline Living….Ch….Ch….Ch…Ch….Changes
Well, I suppose that as well as a lot of mumbles and grumbles here at The Skyline Compound (#335.#555 and #575) about ‘who’s so damned foolish enough to go masque-less these days’, who WON at Tuesday Nite Bingo?!….her AGAIN!?…. two weeks in a row!! Well, they’ll say what they want regarding the former and the latter, BUT the Harris Place Grapevine was busy last week! Hell….it was SMOKING! Word has it our ‘Live-In Managers….Bridget and John (not their real names) are leaving. Fairly shortly, methinks. (*actually, they live in #335……#575 and #555 (us) don’t have ‘live-in managers’….and they look after all three. The ‘vine’ also said J and B will be ‘going to a nearby Skyline facility but will remain handy to lend a hand here when needed’. Hello? Goodness me! Another little twig and leaf from ‘the vine’ indicates our kindly keepers may be running an ad in The Expositor for a handy man here, who will fix stuff and also look after dog poop dumping detail and some salting (as required)….since the current one has ‘left the building’. Unfortunately (for us tenants) that’s the way it goes, and that line of work is a very transient/ever-changing work force, always looking for more money, something bigger/better/more challenging, or perhaps in the opposite direction/smaller and easier, Seems we just get used/adapt to a particular couple and ‘their ways’ and they’re gone. Here at #555 Harris Place methinks we’ve been without ‘live-in mgr’s since Steve and Lisa and Jim and Pat (not their real names) did opposite shifts here almost three years ago, giving us 24-7 ‘coverage’, (*anyway*…thanks to David Bowie and Marvin Gaye. for inspiring this piece)

Readers Write
A couple items from a northern gent landed in the “F/N”HQ Inbox last week….check ’em out. *Seeing how some people wear their masks these days, I understand how contraceptives fail! Then he voiced this quite legitimate concern for himself (and other canine owners. **As the world strains to become ‘plastic-bag-free’, what am I going to use to pick up my dog’s s–t off the lawn?! ***A reasonably good turnout for the Brantford Guy Group last Fri at the Navy Club, altho COVID did have some effect on the numbers….one high council member ‘completely recovered’…..one ‘Positive Case recovering nicely at home….and one at home ‘trying to avoid his wife’ who tested Positive early last week. Over, with 70-some members now, the BGG can feel quite good about their/our efforts. From what I gather/heard the handful of ‘long term/serious sun worshippers’ at or near the Equator are going to return to Brant’s Ford eventually. And by the bye, we welcomed a new member, however the ‘President’ title normally/almost automatically affixed to ‘newbies’ was not applied in this case. Rotzy didn’t hear why….but I did hear the word ‘loyalty’ mentioned.

*Thought Of The Day….I thought Chris Rock was/is a really funny guy….but such is not the case for Will Smith, who nailed the funny man with a ‘Sugar Ray Leonard-like’ roundhouse right, centre stage during The Oscars Sunday night. Mega-star Smith showed one and all that ‘chivalry is not dead’….not even in Hollywood!

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JUDY LEDÉNYI

In response to March “Celebrating Women” Month, I needed time to give my response serious consideration.

By definition, heroes are not ordinary people doing ordinary things in ordinary ways. Heroes are determined to achieve their goals regardless of obstacles.

My sister: ordinarily extraordinary
My hero is my sister, who battled a mental illness for thirty-five years before succumbing to it. However, at a young age, she was also a casualty of a senseless war. The trauma from that conflict followed her throughout her life.

She was an ordinary person, living in regular times but battling an extraordinary but little-known disease at the time. The mental anguish ravaged her body and carved her five-foot six-inch frame to a mere eighty pounds when she died.

She was a strong student with all the brainpower going for her and entertained lofty goals for her future.

Many times, though, she saw her plans evaporate through a mental haze that she could not control. She was bullied in elementary school for her immigrant appearance, long braids, and gifted talents. She was isolated in high school and at home, too, as no one understood what propelled her down a path of self-destruction. No doubt, she created chaos, animosity, and conflict in the family so that it was a challenge even to like her.

Nevertheless, she was determined and believed that she could and would transcend all her difficulties with strength and vision.

She was an Ontario Scholar who studied languages at the University of Toronto. At the end of that education, she was fluent in six languages. But her disease, an eating disorder, continued to progress, putting up roadblocks everywhere she turned.

She was limited in job options, but even then, she forged ahead. Her body and mind deteriorated to a state of non-functionality. But she kept on going. She was involved in a ballet organization where she was instrumental in helping advantaged girls make the most of their talents. Her empathy for them knew no bounds. She was a ballerina herself but never had a chance to realize her dancing dream.

In the end, she recognized and accepted the disease. Her body and mind could no longer go on, but her will was strong. Anorexia Nervosa took her life too soon, but she left me with her legacy of determination and stubbornness, to be sure, to fight to live until there is no life left to live. An incredible young woman under the heavy cloak of a destructive disease.

Éva H.

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Andrew Tumilty, political pundit

Andrew Tumilty is a Public Affairs. Issues Management. Crisis Communications. Political Pundit who has worked on political campaigns for three orders of government.

He has written that he feels the Ontario Liberals have a decent chance to win the next provincial election. To do so, he underlines that Steven Del Duca must focus on Ford’s Conservatives. Del Duca’s Liberals have a clear platform clearly committed to economic concerns: increased regional minimum wage, exploration of a four-day workweek, 10 paid sick days, portable health benefits and banning underpaid gig and contract work. 

Though the NDP has lost three elections in a row with their most significant loss in 2018, ignoring Horwath completely could lead to disastrous results. She should not be ignored though one could be tempted to relegate her to the status of being nothing more than a pesky black fly. Black flies are real.

Tumilty underlines that Del Duca has a realistic and serious chance of winning which should be reinforced by evaluation and review of the errors, election gifting, and inept vacillation demonstrated by Ford. He has clearly demonstrated he is incapable of leadership at the provincial level. Voters should give serious thought and consideration to the Liberals.

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ELECTIONS CENTRAL, 2022



All candidates were invited to submit a campaign message.
Respondents to date [ Click the candidate in the list below for details ] :

BRENNER, REGIONAL Councillor candidate, Ward 1  (video)
FRAMPTON, Janice, MAYOR

HAROLD, Tony, Councillor candidate, Ward 1
NAZAR, Brad, Mayor candidate
PICKLES, Dave, Regional Councillor, Ward 3
SOLIGO,  Jeanine, Ward 1  (video)
TURNER, George, Ward 2



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Each candidate was invited to submit a campaign message.

Respondents to date:
BRENNER, REGIONAL Councillor candidate, Ward 1  (video)
FRAMPTON, Janice, MAYOR

HAROLD, Tony, Councillor candidate, Ward 1
NAZAR, Brad, Mayor candidate
PICKLES, Dave, Regional Councillor, Ward 3
SOLIGO,  Jeanine, Ward 1  (video)
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MUMBLER at the LCBO

No, I don’t use that vehicle to carry my LCBO shopping goods but the cost is comparable. Anyway, ya have to read my recent LCBO shopping adventure….I learned that my “aural comprehension” needs serious attention.


The provincial Government of Ontario deems its monopolistic booze distributor, the LCBO, a COVID essential. The government will now look after my spiritual needs. Whew, I’m breathing easier already.

Grocery stores like Loblaw’s, Metro, Food Basics and Farm Boy, they’re government-declared “essentials” during the pandemic lockdown, as well they should be. No argument there. Adding the LCBO outlets to the list? No problem. The province gets my full support on that one.

I shop at the LCBO periodically. Saying “regularly” might give people the wrong idea. I’m sticking with ‘periodically.’

I visited my nearby LCBO recently, a regular visit for my ‘essentials.’ The store had undergone some changes, all relating to ‘rona precautions: taped arrows on the floors, feet decals on the floor to indicate places for standing/waiting/lining up, COVID information signs hanging from the ceilings, all well and good precautions and nondisruptive to my spiritual replenishment.

I readied myself for store entry: multilayered mask, ü; clean latex gloves, ü, protective eyeglasses, ü, zipped up heavy winter jacket, ü. Surgeons entering operating theatres should be so protected.

An LCBO security guard monitored every potential patron at the door. “OK’d, I passed.” All systems go. I activated the automatic door. Whew, my anxiety-riddled worries of being barred entry also passed, disappeared that is. What a relief.

I pulled out a shopping cart. A handbasket wouldn’t accommodate my libation needs. One anxiety lingered. What additions would the government deem ‘essentials’ in the next lockdown announcement? I invoked the boy scout philosophy. They may be history, but their motto still holds: “always be prepared.” I would be.

Like a well-trained puppy, I quickly learned to follow the taped arrows on the floor, the store’s idea of an easy-to-follow navigation system. Down the first aisle. Halfway down the aisle, I encountered an aisles intersection with feet decals on the floor. Why would anyone stop in the middle of an aisle’s intersection? I soon learned more. I am awfully familiar with the layout of my local booze outlet. I know every hidey-hole for each of my preferred spirits. I skipped certain aisles. ONTARIO, never. Marshall Foch-based wines; heaven forbid. ARGENTINA, nah. Malbecs, though a notch above Marshall Foch, are still rejectable. LIQUEURS, nahh. Avoiding sweet libations. CHILE, ahhh. Now you’re talkin’ my tastes, decent wines, good varieties or is that varietals, fairly priced. SCOTCH, oh yes. Angel kisses on the tongue, my drams of choice.

Then boom, a problem. I missed the VODKA aisle. At my position, the arrows pointed the other way. I froze in place. VODKA was the wrong way. I would have to go all the way down one aisle, back up another, to the end of that one, then change to the VODKA aisle to replenish my distilled potato needs. I kicked into high gear. At this pace, the indoor trek could replace my outdoor power walk for the day. However, as every LCBO regular knows: ‘one never rushes through the LCBO.’

I hesitated at an intersection encountering another masked man. His blue mask confirmed COVID protective gear. Topped with a woollen toque, drabbed in a heavy military-grade winter jacket, unzippered as if ready to reach for some weapon though his blue mask attested otherwise, the man said something. It sounded like, “Yeehehe, lohst lahdie?” What? I had no idea what he said through his fabric-masked barrier. I replied, “Yup, you too.” He added what sounded like, “Yurrrr no mahn mrrrr ifffnnn yerrrr nahhht gutchhyrrrr lihst.” Communication, 1; comprehension, 0.

Quickly, I repeated, “Yup, you too,” still clueless as to what the man had muttered. I turned up the aisle fast. Damn. The wrong aisle but I had to escape the masked mumbler. I was too embarrassed to admit I didn’t understand a word he said. Surely it was English. After all, this is Ontario, Canada, where less restrictive immigration laws have added many languages to the social fabric, but English is still dominantly used. I wasn’t certain this man was speaking English. Nevertheless, I scooted away from him.

Two aisles later, after a notable detour, I arrived at the VODKA shelves. I added to my cart and proceeded to the cash counter, a cautionary eye keeping a wary lookout for ‘Mr. Mumbles.’

Finally, the checkout aisle. Lo and behold, “Accchhhh lahdie, ahll dunn affft?” “Yup, you too?” my failsafe response. I was wrong. My reply sounded too much like a question, encouraging him. “Yerrrr gnhuh hrrrrt da pohhhkeht boook wthh ahll thhaht therrrr, lahdie.” Whaaat??? I had absolutely no idea what he was saying to me. I added two words to my failed reply, hoping to quash the further possibility of dialogue, “Yup, you too. See ya.” Fateful words.

As I exited the store and got to my car in the parking lot, again I was assaulted verbally. New words hit me. “Harrrrrh, wehhh meehhhttt agginnn, lahdddieee.” Mr. Mumbles, again. He began removing his mask revealing the thickest, heaviest, coarsest beard I’ve ever seen. No words would ever pass through that bristly barrier. “Beeehhhh seeehhhin’ yaahh ladhddiee,” he mumbled, adding an enthusiastic wave as he grasped the door handle to the beat-up red pickup. That’s when I noticed the decal on the truck’s side window, a decal that explained it all: “Scotland Forever!”

I think my aural comprehension skills need some serious re-examination.

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A bit of Hawaii in your diet can improve your health

  • Pineapple contains disease-fighting antioxidants
  • May aid digestion
  • May reduce your risk of cancer
  • May boost immunity and suppress inflammation
  • May ease symptoms of arthritis
  • May speed recovery after surgery or strenuous exercise
  • Easy to add to your diet

Pineapple: 8 Impressive Health Benefits

Pineapple (Ananas comosus) is an incredibly delicious, healthy tropical fruit. It’s packed with nutrients, antioxidants, and other helpful compounds, such as enzymes that can protect against inflammation and disease. It’s commonly eaten baked, grilled, or freshly cut.

Originating in South America, it was named by early European colonizers for its resemblance to a pine cone (1).

Pineapple and its compounds are linked to several health benefits, including improvements in digestion, immunity, and recovery from surgery.

Here are 8 impressive health benefits of pineapple.

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  1. Loaded with nutrients

Pineapples are low in calories but boast an impressive nutrient profile. Just 1 cup (165 grams) of pineapple chunks contains the following nutrients (2Trusted Source):

  • Calories: 83
  • Fat: 1.7 grams
  • Protein: 1 gram
  • Carbs: 21.6 grams
  • Fiber: 2.3 grams
  • Vitamin C: 88% of the Daily Value (DV)
  • Manganese: 109% of the DV
  • Vitamin B6: 11% of the DV
  • Copper: 20% of the DV
  • Thiamine: 11% of the DV
  • Folate: 7% of the DV
  • Potassium: 4% of the DV
  • Magnesium: 5% of the DV
  • Niacin: 5% of the DV
  • Pantothenic acid: 7% of the DV
  • Riboflavin: 4% of the DV
  • Iron: 3% of the DV

Pineapples also contain trace amounts of phosphorus, zinc, calcium, and vitamins A and K.

As you can see, this fruit is particularly rich in vitamin C and manganese. Vitamin C is essential for immune health, iron absorption, and growth and development, while manganese offers antioxidant properties and aids in growth and metabolism (3Trusted Source4Trusted Source).

Antioxidants help prevent oxidation in your body, which may help ward off inflammation that can lead to cancer and other chronic diseases (5Trusted Source).

Pineapples also contain other micronutrients, such as copper, thiamine, and vitamin B6, which are essential for healthy metabolism (6Trusted Source7Trusted Source8Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Pineapples are especially rich in vitamin C and manganese, as well as numerous other vitamins and minerals.

  1. Contains disease-fighting antioxidants

Pineapples are not only rich in nutrients but also loaded with antioxidants — molecules that help your body ward off oxidative stress.

Oxidative stress is caused by an abundance of free radicals, unstable molecules that cause cell damage often linked to chronic inflammation, weakened immune health, heart disease, diabetes, and certain cancers (5Trusted Source9Trusted Source10Trusted Source).

Pineapples are especially rich in antioxidants called flavonoids and phenolic compounds. Two rat studies show that pineapple’s antioxidants may have heart-protective effects, though human research is lacking (9Trusted Source10Trusted Source).

What’s more, many of the antioxidants in pineapple are considered bound antioxidants, meaning that they produce longer-lasting effects (10Trusted Source11Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Pineapples are a rich source of antioxidants that may reduce your risk of ailments such as heart disease, diabetes, and certain cancers.

  1. May aid digestion

You’ll often find pineapple served alongside meats and poultry in countries such as Brazil.

Interestingly, this fruit contains a group of digestive enzymes called bromelain that may ease the digestion of meat (12Trusted Source).

Bromelain functions as a protease, which breaks down protein molecules into their building blocks, such as amino acids and small peptides (13Trusted Source14Trusted Source).

Once protein molecules are broken down, your small intestine can more easily absorb them. This is especially helpful for people with pancreatic insufficiency, a condition in which the pancreas cannot make enough digestive enzymes (15Trusted Source).

Bromelain is also widely used as a commercial meat tenderizer due to its ability to break down tough meat proteins (15Trusted Source).

One test-tube study found that bromelain reduced inflammatory markers in digestive tissue, though further research is needed (16Trusted Source).

What’s more, pineapples are a good source of fiber, which aids digestive health (2Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Pineapples contain bromelain, a group of digestive enzymes that may help break down protein and aid digestion.

  1. May reduce your risk of cancer

Cancer is a chronic disease characterized by uncontrolled cell growth. Its progression is commonly linked to oxidative stress and chronic inflammation (17Trusted Source).

Several studies note that pineapple and its compounds, including bromelain, may reduce cancer risk by minimizing oxidative stress and reducing inflammation (10Trusted Source11Trusted Source12Trusted Source15Trusted Source).

Some studies show that bromelain may also help treat cancer that has already developed (18Trusted Source19Trusted Source20Trusted Source).

For instance, one test-tube study found that bromelain suppressed the growth of breast cancer cells and stimulated cell death, while a mouse study found that bromelain enhanced the effects of anticancer therapy (19Trusted Source20Trusted Source).

Other test-tube studies have produced similar results for skin, colorectal, or bile duct cancers (21Trusted Source22Trusted Source23Trusted Source24Trusted Source).

Furthermore, older test-tube and animal studies have found that bromelain may stimulate the immune system to produce molecules that make white blood cells more effective at suppressing cancer cell growth and eliminating cancer cells (25Trusted Source).

That said, pineapple contains much less bromelain than supplements do.

One review of human studies found there was no benefit to using oral enzymes such as bromelain alongside cancer therapy, although research is mixed (26Trusted Source27Trusted Source).

Overall, more human research is necessary (28Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Pineapple contains compounds such as bromelain that may have anticancer effects, although far more human studies are needed.

  1. May boost immunity and suppress inflammation

Pineapples have been used in traditional medicine for centuries (115Trusted Source).

They contain a wide variety of vitamins, minerals, and enzymes such as bromelain that may collectively improve immunity and reduce inflammation (12Trusted Source28Trusted Source).

In an older 9-day study, 98 healthy children ate either no pineapple, roughly 1 cup (140 grams) of pineapple, or roughly 2 cups (280 grams) of pineapple daily (29Trusted Source).

Those who ate pineapple had a significantly lower risk of both viral and bacterial infections. Plus, the children who ate the most of this fruit had almost four times more disease-fighting white blood cells than the other groups (29Trusted Source).

A 30-day study in 40 adults with chronic sinusitis found that those taking a 500-mg bromelain supplement recovered significantly faster than those in the control group (30Trusted Source).

What’s more, studies have shown that bromelain can reduce markers of inflammation, thereby aiding immune health (12Trusted Source15Trusted Source31Trusted Source).

Moreover, preliminary test-tube studies have even found that bromelain supplements, alone and in combination with other compounds, may help reduce symptoms of COVID-19 and slow its progression (12Trusted Source32Trusted Source33Trusted Source34Trusted Source).

Still, further research in humans is needed. Bear in mind that neither pineapple nor its compounds can cure or prevent COVID-19 (12Trusted Source32Trusted Source33Trusted Source34Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Pineapples have anti-inflammatory properties that may help enhance your immune function.

  1. May ease symptoms of arthritis

Arthritis affects more than 54 million adults in the United States alone. Many types of arthritis exist, but most involve joint inflammation (35Trusted Source).

Bromelain’s anti-inflammatory properties may provide pain relief for those with inflammatory arthritis. One study found bromelain supplements to be as effective in easing osteoarthritis in the lower back as regular pain treatment (28Trusted Source36Trusted Source37Trusted Source).

In another study in people with osteoarthritis, a digestive enzyme supplement containing bromelain helped relieve pain as effectively as common arthritis medicines (38Trusted Source).

Furthermore, a test-tube study found that this compound helped protect against the degradation of cartilage tissue and the inflammation associated with osteoarthritis (39Trusted Source).

All the same, more human research — on pineapples, not just bromelain — is needed.

SUMMARY

The anti-inflammatory properties of pineapple may relieve symptoms of arthritis, though more human studies are necessary.

  1. May speed recovery after surgery or strenuous exercise

Eating pineapple may reduce the time it takes to recover from surgery or exercise (40Trusted Source).

While this fruit helps replenish carb stores after exercise, some of its benefits are also due to the anti-inflammatory properties of bromelain (2Trusted Source28Trusted Source).

Several studies have shown that bromelain may reduce the inflammation, swelling, bruising, and pain that often occur after surgery, including dental and skin procedures. It may likewise reduce markers of inflammation (40Trusted Source).

Two reviews suggest that bromelain may reduce discomfort, pain, or swelling after dental surgery (41Trusted Source42Trusted Source).

What’s more, one review found that in 5 of 7 randomized controlled studies, bromelain improved recovery after surgical skin procedures. However, its use remains contested (43Trusted Source44Trusted Source).

Moreover, proteases such as bromelain may speed muscle recovery after strenuous exercise by reducing inflammation around the damaged muscle tissue (45Trusted Source46Trusted Source).

Nonetheless, more research is needed before this compound can be recommended for post-training recovery (46Trusted Source47Trusted Source48Trusted Source).

SUMMARY

Bromelain in pineapples may reduce the inflammation, swelling, and discomfort that occurs after surgery. Its anti-inflammatory properties may also aid recovery after strenuous exercise.

  1. Easy to add to your diet

Pineapples are sweet, convenient, and easy to add to your diet.

The fresh fruit is easy to find in many grocery stores and markets, even out of season. You can buy it canned, dehydrated, or frozen year-round.

You can enjoy pineapple on its own, in smoothies, on salads, or on homemade pizzas. Here are a few fun recipe ideas that feature pineapple:

  • Breakfast: smoothie with pineapple, blueberry, and Greek yogurt
  • Salad: tropical roast chicken, almonds, blueberries, and pineapple atop lettuce or other greens
  • Lunch: homemade Hawaiian burgers (beef burgers with a pineapple ring)
  • Dinner: pineapple fried rice and seitan
  • Dessert: homemade pineapple whip (frozen pineapple chunks blended with a splash of coconut milk and a dash of lemon juice)

SUMMARY

Fresh, stir-fried, blended, or roasted, pineapple works well in numerous dishes. You can find it canned, fresh, dehydrated, or frozen in most stores year-round.

Are there any health risks to eating pineapple?

Pineapples are not a common allergen. Eating them is considered very low risk unless you have a known pineapple allergy. In that case, you should avoid pineapple and its extracts.

People with diabetes should be mindful of serving sizes to keep their blood sugar stable (49Trusted Source).

However, even in people without an allergy or diabetes, eating too much pineapple — more than a few servings per day — may have unintended side effects.

For instance, bromelain may affect blood clotting. Therefore, people who take blood thinners should eat pineapple in modest amounts (50Trusted Source51Trusted Source52Trusted Source).

Those sensitive to bromelain may also experience tongue burning or itching and even nausea or diarrhea — though these downsides are anecdotal and haven’t been studied scientifically.

Some people claim that eating a lot of unripe pineapple causes stomach upset, nausea, and diarrhea. Again, this hasn’t been studied, but it’s always best to select ripe pineapple. The flesh should be a light to medium yellow.

SUMMARY

Pineapple is widely considered safe, though a small percentage of people may have an allergy to it. People who have diabetes or take blood thinners should be mindful of portion sizes when eating pineapple.

The bottom line

Pineapples are delicious, versatile, and loaded with nutrients and antioxidants.

Their nutrients and compounds have been linked to impressive health benefits, including improved digestion, a lower risk of cancer, and osteoarthritis relief. Nonetheless, more human studies are needed.

You can eat this fruit blended, roasted, sauteed, or fresh — either on its own or in any number of dishes.

Just one thing

Try this today: Craving pineapple but yours isn’t yet ripe? To ripen your too-green pineapple, place it in a paper bag. Placing a banana in the bag as well may speed up the process. The bag traps ethylene gas emitted by the fruit and accelerates ripening.

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SCAMS: SPOOFING….another scam

Spoofing is another form of FRAUD. It is a scamming process where the fraudster is able to phone you using phone identities that are familiar to you. Incredibly, the fraudster will use id’s stolen from your phone or your area code. [ View the video in this post. ]


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SUPPORTERS

C. BRISTOW
R. COGHILL
D. DOVOLOS
K. GAUER
D. GAZAREK
E. HENN
R. PYVES
S.E. TUCKER
S. WILSON

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WRITERS TOOL KIT

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Mar 21 –

State of the Union (Ukraine) analysis: and Rotzy’s spot on in his lament for Ukraine…abandoned, isolated, alone and being obliterated inch by inch ( In inches rather than in one fell swoop because of the bravery, courage, determination and fighting spirit of the Ukrainian people…”Slav Ukraini!”)


I Don’t Know Much About….
….Volodymyr Zelenesky, the President of Ukraine (*see below), but I’m learning….he was elected in 2019….now he and/or his country have become the opening topic on every news-cast for the best part of a month now! And, sadly for the most part, the reports cover the complete devastation of Ukraine as Vladimir Putin’s forces carry on with their daily missile attacks, bombing and destruction….which were/are totally unprovoked! Well, Rotzy’s not the only one who ‘(doesn’t) know much about Volodymyr Zelenesky’ (*see above)….especially from a military perspective, where the resistance shown by Zelenesky’s forces, whose numbers are nowhere near that of Putin’s (*see below), have the fingers of the major ‘observers’ of this war pointing at the Ukrainian President insofar as to the impressive leadership of the defending forces….not to mention the tenacity of the Ukrainian people, and really messing Putin’s initial plans up. Imagine. Also, the President is only 44….and his background/experience is NOT in politics or the military….he’s formerly an actor/dancer/comedian and experienced in TV as well! His approach to the invasion of his country by Putin’ s army….and, make no mistake about it, this is PUTIN’S Army it’s got Putin’s name all over it….has been/is amazing! Now Putin’s got problems! This thing shoulda been OVER by now….he and his generals (if he listens to them?) mucked up on their assessment of ‘the enemy’. Quite badly, in fact. And in spite of Russia’s huge advantage in numbers (*see above) the world’s most disliked Dicktator has seriously misjudged the courage and will of the Ukrainian People AND their leader/President, who is drawing comparisons lately to Sir Winston, even quoting one of Churchill’s most famous speeches last week as he (virtually) addressed the British Parliament in a real ‘from the heart’ address….and the next couple of days following suit with the Canadian and American Governments. …a SINCERE Thank You! for food, water, medicines, dollars, munitions, rifles….every bit of it needed badly. Then Zeleneski asked/pleaded with them to ‘do more’….like, now!….but ‘now’ he’s not talking about food and medicine. The thing is, ‘he just can’t come right out and say it’….because of ‘the way things are’, ‘the way things work’….even in directly/individually addressing three of the Ukraine’s greatest allies….in THEIR ‘houses’ Volodymyr was ‘bound and gagged’! Aha and alas, such was not/is not the case for the ‘Top Uke’s pals. Nosiree, Bub. The ‘Bad Hair Brit’ coulda sent enough foot soldiers, howitzers, etc to shut Putin’s advancings down; Joe B coulda got word to his (non nuclear) silos, and eliminated any/all places in Russia needing to be eliminated; and then Junior Trudeau coulda stepped forward from his seat in The House offering a much air power as Canada has to help out…F-18’s, Bombers….as well as many giant Hercules planes and helicopters as needed for rescue. Imagine. But we, the allies….with a ‘small ‘a’) didn’t say that….we ‘waffled/took the easy route’. Boris Bad Hair and Joe B gave a Ukrainian ‘pep talk’. And as for Trudeau? Well folks, if President Zeleneski, whilst waiting for our P/M to lay some good news on him and his country, decided to leaf thru a copy of ‘Canada At War’ to read up on Vimy Ridge and or D Day on Juneau Beach, it did diddly squat to prep him for being caught ‘right in the crosshairs’ of Trudeau’s ‘gushings’ on the President’s HEROICS!! And….GUSH he did!! J/T had ‘morphed’ into his ‘Golden Globe/the camera’s on me’ mode (yes, the camera caught him) and Rotzy felt as embarrassed FOR the President as heaps of praise showered him, as he appeared to be in being ‘heaped on’. Whatever. Rotzy was just doing my best to keep my breakfast down. I just wonder how much longer the ‘allies’ (with a small ‘a’) are going to make The President Zeleneski and Ukraine wait for what they really need? And which of the ‘allies’ (with a small ‘a’) might be first step up?

Readers Write
This one arrived at “F/N”HQ last mid-week and fell immediately into the ”Are You Kidding Me/Not In Your Wildest Dreams” tray….and it was clearly what one might call a follow-up on a certain item written in this space in an early-March edition….one that upset Rotzy, not to mention a bunch of other readers. The piece about a car spotted near here on the Zehr’s parking lot with a large ‘F—Trudeau’ flag on the back . I’d said “I don’t like him OR the flag. So we heard from a reader who (apparently) had seen a pic of an olde, beat-up, red Lada in Moscow….sporting a ‘F— Putin’ flag. Not likely!!!

Mountain Range Update
Well, the 12-15 ft high ‘Lawren Harris mountain range’ that’s been here at Skyline Living since the Storm of the Decade….yes, the ones who did NOT get ‘removed’ because the dump truck(s) did NOT show up here are now looking NOT unlike 3 or 4 glaciers…..dirty ones at that…and seeming to be in the ‘retreat mode’. This could change….hamper or speed up….Rotzy’s bet for their total/complete disappearance.was on or near May 2. But helped along with 20+C temps last week…..that could be late. There’s gonna be some major ‘deposits’ left behind, perhaps even ‘eskers’…..like we had not far from Nakina. Stay tuned.

R.O.F. (The Ring Of Fire)….
….is back in the news and I heard part of a show on CBC Radio last Sunday … well ‘Yippidedo’! 20 years ago it was touted as the largest (non-precious metals) mining project ever in Ontario! Bigger than Sudbury!! It appears that NorOnt has some $ backing this tyme round and it’s virtually (*scratch that word) impossible to ****-up worse than Cliffs Inc (and EVERYBODY ELSE) did 20 years ago. OK, OK, OK. I know, I know. Here we go again. Hey!, don’t get your shorts in a knot…………..this tyme it’s The H.B.L.Peatlands making noises THIS tyme!

*Thought Of The Day….I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down in my shoe, my sock is falling off. (anonymous)

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NOTEZILLA

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EDITORIAL: Long Term Seniors Care in Ontario…shameful!

Toronto Star writer, Moira Welsh, has written an excellent column (Toronto Star story) relative to Long Term Care residency. It is a column that should be read by all residents in Ontario as it could pertain to each of us at some point.

Welsh writes a story about Margaret Calver, the wife of a long-term care resident, Wayne Calver, and how she has been disregarded and banned from visitation by a Long Term Care Residency, Markhaven Home for Seniors, Markham, ON.

A sad story
Unquestionably a sad story. Margaret Calver’s intentions at pointing out the home’s questionable service may be debatable but she likely meant well. Bureaucratic red tape, institutional bureaucracy and systemic intransigence transformed the good she intended into a file labelled as “bothersome irritation and ignorable discomfort.”

Where’s the column going?
As happens to all these kinds of media publications, they hit the readers in the face for the moment and then they wane away into no-where land.

Undeniably a journalist’s job is not to lead a cause, muckrake an issue or antagonize the establishment. The intent must be to highlight an issue, bring a problem out into the public’s eye, and draw attention to a problem that needs addressing.

Welsh has done that. Unfortunately, she picks at a scab.

Do these names ring any bells? Fullerton? Phillips? Calandra?

Merrilee Fullerton…what a disappointing and absolutely useless minister when she managed the Long-Term-Care Portfolio. Just Google the number of deaths in Long-Term-Care homes under her watch.

Rod Philips…oh please. A minister in the provincial government with the ethical principles of a toad. He’s the minister who sent photoshopped pix of himself by a fireplace in the dead of winter while in reality, he was on a St. Bart’s beach in the Caribbean. Not only did illustrious Premier Ford not can the man, but he also moved him into a new cabinet office… Long-Term-Care. Assigning the likes of a fox to guard the henhouse.

Paul Callandra…the new minister for Long-Term-Care. Pray your Long-Term-Care days are way, way off. We don’t really know much about this man, but based on passed provincial government performance, Ford appointees are all questionable.

So what?
The column Welsh wrote describes the sad tale of how Margaret Calver was banned from visiting her dementia-stricken husband in Markhaven Home for Seniors. The executives of the home claimed Margaret was rude, critical and abusive of the home’s staff in their work.

Before we expand on the above thought, those of you who have been in such homes know that there are always areas of criticism and censuring relating to the care seniors receive in long-term care. There are far too many horror stories of abuse and maltreatment to dismiss Margaret Calver’s story or Moira Welsh’s column too readily. Our experience comes from two family members in long-term care in two different homes. The only way abuse and maltreatment were eliminated or at least decreased was by frequent and regular personal visitations with many questions put to staff about the care being given.

Welsh writes a balanced story
Welsh’s column highlights both sides of the story. But the Margaret Calver side draws the greater criticism. Long-term care should not have that side of a story. Read the “feces smelling” anecdote and ask yourself if Calver is being abusive in querying the service.

Great column, so what?
Moira Welsh writes a great column exposing the questionable work done at one particular long-term-care home in Ontario. Imagine the possible extent and pervasiveness of such care throughout the province, particularly when you have cabinet ministers like Fullerton and Philips. So what? Yes, that is the question put before you. What do you care? What do you feel about this? What do you think should happen? What role should you take in this woeful tale? Moira Welsh has done her part. She exposed the problem. Now what are you going to do?

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DIRTY WORK, Stuart Woods

DIRTY WORK, Stuart Woods

Unreservedly. the best Stone Barrington book Stuart Woods has written. It has it all, suspense, intrigue, tension, excitement, murder and mayhem. Everything.

Synopsis
Hired to prove infidelity in an heiress’s marriage, Stone Barrington goes undercover. But the work turns dirty-and catastrophic-when the errant husband is found dead and the other woman disappears without a trace. Now, Stone must clear his own good name and find a killer hiding among the glitterati of New York’s high society. Enter Carpenter-the beautiful British intelligence agent first encountered in The Short Forever-who has arrived in New York to begin an investigation of her own. Stone suspects that her case is strangely connected to the dead husband. And he and Dino, his former NYPD partner, are set to face the most bizarre and challenging assignment of their very colourful careers.

Richard says
Without a doubt, this book is Stuart Woods at his best. Only one of his books surpasses this one, Chiefs, but that work was his 10 years in the making opus.

Dirty Work almost channels James Bond with a plot where a professional assassin in cause mayhem and murder in New York City and Stone and his sleuthing teammate, Lieutenant Bachetti work to find her.

Vivid detail, frenetic excitement and suspense descriptions make this book not only a good read but an entertaining one.

Of course, Woods modus operandi includes the usual gamut of  New York City’s finest eateries, all real, many still serving. Elaine’s, the chief one with owner/hostess Elaine playing a pivotal role in this story, sadly is no longer open.

Our villain in this story, La Biche, is so well trained as an assassin, she can give James Bond a run for his money. Intelligent, a master of accents, and amazingly adept in the field, she stays one step ahead of the NYPD and Stone in their maddening pursuit.

This book will have every reader reading from the edge of their seat and turning pages till the wee hours of the morning. It really is that kind of read.

 

 

 

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DOCTORED EVIDENCE, Donna Leon

DOCTORED EVIDENCE
Donna Leon

 

 

 

Synopsis
Donna Leon’s riveting new novel, Doctored Evidence, follows Commissario Guido Brunetti down the winding streets of contemporary Venice as he throws open the doors of a case his superiors would rather leave closed. When a miserly spinster is found brutally murdered in her Venice apartment, police immediately suspect her Romanian housekeeper. They are certain their job is done after the immigrant dies while fleeing arrest, but weeks later; a neighbor comes forward to defend the innocence of the accused. The only investigator who believes the alibi is Brunetti, who will have to go behind the backs of his superiors to vindicate the Romanian and find her employer’s actual killer. As always, the indispensable hacking skills of the ever-loyal Signorina Elettra are the perfect complement to Brunetti’s meticulous detective work. She discovers mysterious deposits in the old woman’s bank account, but who made them? As Brunetti investigates, his wife, at home, reads him teachings on the Seven Deadly Sins. In a modern world of intrigue and nebulous morality, how do they relate to the murder at hand? Doctored Evidence is charged with suspense and evokes a contemporary Venice with Donna Leon’s masterful flair.

Richard says
Tour Venice, Italy via Donna Leon’s “Brunetti series” for free. 

Donna Leon delivers a ‘2 for the price of 1″ with any of her “Brunetti series” detective stories, a tour of Venice and a detective story. Doctored Evidence reinforces the expectations, a nice tour of Venice, along with a polished detective story.

Leon weaves a complex puzzle around the death of an 83 year old Venetian donna. The story is a complex jigsaw of evidence, leads, suspects and puzzling clues that will have readers mesmerized as they push themselves to solving the crime. It is complex, challenging and engaging and you likely be confounded to the last pages.

The added benefit to any of Leon’s Brunetti tales is that she takes readers on tours of Venice and its environs as she weaves her tale and updates the reader on the latest corruptions and crimes spicing up Italian society, culture and politics. From her exposes, it is easy to understand why the powers that be in Italy viewed Leon as persona non grata in her adopted country.

Doctored Evidence is a complex story that will keep you thinking and guessing right to the final pages.

 

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OLD TEACHERS

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fun stuff

The NETFLIX star ratings don’t mean what you think. Netflix’s star ratings for movies and TV shows don’t represent the actual rating but instead are how much Netflix thinks you’ll like them based on your previous viewing history.


Alaska, Hawaii, Maine and Vermont have banned billboard advertising. Hawaii was the first state to ban billboards in the 1920s.


ZARF:
The paper sleeve around your coffee cup is called a zarf. Historically, the zarf was often ornamental and from metal. Today, zarfs are usually made out of cardboard and wrap around your coffee (or tea) cups.


Leading causes of death in North America:

  1. Heart disease
  2. Cancer
  3. Medical errors !

Rabbits are not capable of vomiting. Rabbits have no gag reflex. Moreover, a rabbit’s diaphragm lacks the strength to vomit.


Cuba and North Korea are the only countries in the world where you can’t buy Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola cannot be bought or sold (at least, not officially) because both countries are under long-term U.S. trade embargoes. Cuba since 1962 and North Korea since 1950.


Crows hold grudges and they tell their family and friends about them. Researchers have found that the birds can recognize individual human faces and that they held tightly to a negative association with that face. Additionally, they shared that knowledge of dangerous humans with other crows.


The electric chair was invented by a DENTIST !

Alfred P. Southwick was a dentist, engineer and inventor from New York. He is credited with inventing the electric chair as a method of legal execution after witnessing a fatal but accidental electrocution in 1881. Southwick modified a dentist’s chair and began experimenting on animals. On 6 August 1890, a convicted murderer named William Kemmler became the first person in history to be executed by electric chair.

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AGEISM: Ignoring the old

Be sure to read the end of this post. Recently, I read an article that was a plea for more respect and recognition of old people. I’m one of those “old people” and I see examples of ageism far too often.

The article says…

Why do people think so poorly of old people?

 There was a movie a few years ago called Nebraska. Bruce Dern was playing an old man who thought he won the lottery and convinced his son to go to Nebraska with him to reclaim his prize. Of course, there was no prize to speak of, just the fleeting illusion of a hopeful soul. On his journey to Nebraska, he tries to reconnect with his estranged son and the two try to reach a place of understanding toward each other.

The movie does a fairly good job of revealing some challenges that old people face.

Vulnerability
Old people are more vulnerable not just physically but mentally. Whether they suffer from dementia or not, their learning curve for new things is steeper and they struggle to find or keep their place in an ever-changing world. They struggle with new technology and the crazy pace that the world today. They yearn for the old ways and how things used to be while they find that their internal model of how society works is no longer available.

Connectivity
It’s harder for them to connect with younger people. A lot of older people seem to yearn for attention and love and some understanding from younger people. By attempting to win the affection of the younger generation, the gap widens even more. The more you try to get close to someone while being dependent and skeptical of your own value as a human, the more distant you become.

Yearning for the past
Another aspect worth considering is that many suppressed feelings and memories come bubble back up to the surface in old people. Old people are like a temporary deposit of events that take the shape of glimpses and images of old times but also many emotions lie dormant within and cannot wait to be awakened. Likely one can never get over something completely. As long as the memory of an event is there, the event lives within you.

Rich past evaporated
The inner lives of old people are so rich with stories, sometimes pleasant, often frustrating. Some people take care of those inner lives, to ensure they have their own peace of mind. Others leave their feelings suppressed, allowing anger towards old friends and foes to build up. Some reflect on the past and try to make amends (like the old man in All about Schmidt), while others are forever condemned to live imaginary or real lives of conflict and battle, us versus them, me vs. the others.

Rich potential ignored
The old may be a mother lode of valuable inspiration with their mine of wisdom gleaned from years of living. Unfortunately ignored. Many of them need our help and our love. Again ignored. 

A disservice?
Be reminded, with good luck we too will walk in those shoes someday. Does it not seem appropriate that we pay them some respect and recognition for who they are and what they have done for our society?


Sadly, this interesting plea falls on deaf ears. Society is busy living life of the self-interested, first, foremost and solely.

But take a look at this “old” teacher…over 100 and still teaching: OLD TEACHERS

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Mar 14

Minutes from the OBC (Old Boys’ Club) Brantford Chapter (also known as the BGG or Brantford Guy Group) …and much more…. 

and a clean medical report to boot !!!


A lively and full to overflowing meeting (22 or 23) of The Brantford Guy Group last Fri at The Navy Club added four new members, who of course were also welcomed as Pres. For Life and methinks our Group now numbers near 50! The ‘new guys’ reactions are always funn to watch when they’re acknowledged by The Table, as they try to calculate how much their first ’round for the house’ is gonna set them back…..like, $50-$75 or more?….so they breathe easier immediately when asked/told to ‘buck up’ (with a ten-spot) into The Table-top Kitty…..a ‘system’ which has worked out well. Anyway….as it stands/sits Rotzy is the eldest (*see below) member (I’ll be 77 next month) and I’d break down/categorize the fifty B/G’s as such, keeping in mind I moved away from Btfd. in ’73, until 2018 when Miz. Jo and I pointed it south. A ‘handful’ of new-to-me guys whom I’ve never met…..a ‘handful’ whom I’d known well since forever, hence ‘instant recognition’ (both ways). The bulk (40-some) were/are Guys you perhaps knew as teammates and/or guys you remember competing against. Anyway, one of the things that doesn’t stop amazing yours truly over and over is the clear-as-a-bell recollections from 40/50/60 years ago! be it a ‘well-worn quote’, a joke, or an amazing play from a football game. The brain, especially the memory portion of it, is SUCH an amazing thing, is it not? Well, yes indeedy! Altho sometymes it’s not quite all we need/want it to be. You still with me? Like during the latter part of yesterday’s BGG meeting when the olde guy (*see above) was stranded high and dry by my own pumpkin. One new member/president was just announced to those gathered, doing ‘the hugs and handshakes rounds’ whilst Rotzy contemplates how many years since Jim (not his real name) and I had seen each other?…..and figured the mid 60’s. He (more than once) mentioned me ‘cutting him from the E/P Eskimos football team’ tho I couldn’t recall him playing f/ball at all, and nobody, but nobody, was cut from E/P Football….ever! *OK, OK. OK….after a quick ‘conference’ with another former E/P Coach who was sitting right opposite yours truly, I/we agreed there WAS one player ‘cut’….but he shall remain nameless. So back to ‘Jim’, I remember him from being in the the same class in Gr 9 C, 10DF or 10E. Anyway, ‘Jim’ made his exit after a short speech, and a toast to a few deceased BG’s. So….SO….I’m guessing that about ten minutes after he left I was somehow?….and don’t ask how!….made aware that Jim was/is Sid (not his real name either) and still IS the guy ‘I chopped from the Eskimos’. Altho I do recall him saying “Fuzz was to blame”. Sorry, that’s another story I’m sure….and more Fri. funn at BGG Meetings. Ahoy!

Who’s Gonna Be Next??
Spring has sprung, the grass has ‘ris….dont’cha wonder how long till the election is?? Actually, we’d better pluralize that because it seems (from this vantage spot) if you’re an Ontarian you’re gonna get two ‘kicks at the can, maybe three’….Municipal and Provincial, not to forget a vote for Fed PCs to choose their new leader. Well, won’t THAT be funn. Yes indeedy! You’ll please forgive my lack of handsprings and cartwheels, but if you check out the dashboard on our Edna The SUV, in plain view (passenger side) is Rotzy’s ‘blue and white wheel-chair’…which gives the bearer of said permit access to ‘preferred parking spots’…..and, if one reads the ‘really small print’, well, let’s just say it ‘opens some doors’, OK? Doors ‘into The Political Arena’. Well, Rotzy’s keeping my excitement at a ‘low ebb’…..but there’s always something/somebody ‘rattling a chain’ somewhere, oft tymes requiring me to do an ‘attention getter’….perhaps even a ‘little tap on the forehead with the ball peen hammer’. ‘Just a little one’ I said! Anyway, no date(s) offered up yet that Rotzy’s aware of….or even if it/they will be a ‘Go’. But The News is full of ‘if’s and but’s’…..Provincially, Doug Ford’s Cabinet is melting and others ‘close to him’ are leaving….’COVID’ed Out’ the usual reason given. The same sort of thing is happening to Junior Trudeau’s ‘team’ in Ottawa as the PC’s ‘dig down deep’ to find, you know, somebody to replace a the former Leader Of The The Pack, other than Erin O’Toole, who had replaced Andrew Scheer…..who ‘blew it’. The names coming out on newscasts are……well…..ho-lee s–t!…..ahh….maze….ing!! Patrick Brown who landed as Brampton Mayor after his last P/C bouncing from Queens Park (wasn’t he into ‘bum patting?)…..a ‘P de Q’ name…..then yesterday or the day before, I almost drove into the fence down front whilst parking Edna as Zoomer Radio News AM anchor Jane Brown tells us to add Jean Charest to the list of ‘potentials’. Hello? Hell, once The Savieur de Quebec, he’d be a good one if he remembered what colour sweater (blue or red) to wear when he lands at the Convention! Peter McKay is saying ‘no thanks’ thus far, and Rotzy thought ‘he’d be there with bells on.’ Then I was thinking (to myself), ”Hey Toad, what about Robert Stanfield?! Yeah, the ‘Underware King’! I met Bob in 1973 when I was coaching the Peterboro Panthers and snapping caps off ice-cold Octoberfest (*tm) Beer (in the ‘squatty’ bottles) at our annual Maytime Pantherfest fundraiser. Two of our executives (both BIG Lawyers and both BIG Conservatives) brought Mr. Stanfield behind the bar I was working at for intros, handshakes, small talk and vote flogging. I offered to ‘buy’ Robert a beer, but he still had yet to shake the hands of another 1500 ‘Pantherfesters’….most of whom by that point were already pretty well ‘Festered”. I bade him ‘good luck’….but it didn’t work….nor did my vote as The Underwear King lost to a guy named Trudeau….just like Joe Clark before him in ’68, tho I’d voted orange that tyme. That said, Stanfield looked ‘quite olde’ in 1973 so I think he’d best let others fight over the leadership this tyme. But….if someone nominates J. Diefenbaker, the scrutineers had better get on their collective toes.

Can U Imagine? *Whoa!! I have no “F/N” idea HOW/WHY I came up with that ‘U’ short form in the ‘bannerline’ above? Rotzy doesn’t do that s–t! It should have been ‘Can You Imagine’. Nor will you see me ‘signing off’ with some half-assed smiley face……like this (: ….or should it be like this? 🙂 Jeez…..now I’m all mucked up and forget what was/is gonna go in this space. Lovely!! Just “F/N” lovely! Hey! It’s Sun 1:10 PM at the moment….NO!….s–t! it’s 2:10 if I turn the clocks ahead, like I was supposed to….Rotzy here….’clocking out’ until tomorrow ayem. Early, OK? *Well, it’s Mon 10:10AM…which is NOT ‘early’ by RST (Rotzy Standard Time) measure, and what I was trying to say/write yesterday is that yours truly made it through the ENTIRE week (Sun. to Sun.) with ZERO ‘health’ appointments! No family doctor, no cardiologist, no podiatrist, no cardiovascular surgeon,,,,in fact no surgeon of any kind, no EMS, no respirologist, no gastrologist, (upper or lower), no proctologist…..and lastly, no ****ing dentist, my least favourite! S–t, Rotzy would rather have a L 4/5 Discectomy than suffer with having a wisdom tooth pulled! Hurrah, hurrah for me, eh? Just glanced at my calendar and this week looks like….well….maybe….TWO FREEBIE WEEKS in a row, you think? Stay tuned.

*Thought Of The Day…I thought we learned a lesson on dealing with a madman in 1939. We didn’t.

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12 Best Foods to Eat in the Morning

The 12 Best Foods to Eat in the Morning

  1. Eggs

Eggs are high in protein and several important nutrients. They may promote fullness and help lower your calorie intake later in the day.

  1. Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is not only high in protein and low in calories, but certain types are also high in probiotics, which support gut health.

  1. Coffee

The caffeine in coffee promotes alertness and enhances physical and mental performance. Drinking coffee regularly is associated with a lower risk of illnesses.

  1. Oatmeal

Oatmeal is rich in beta glucan, a type of fiber that may lower cholesterol levels and increase feelings of fullness. It also contains many vitamins and minerals.

  1. Chia seeds

Chia seeds are high in fiber, which may help promote fullness and reduce hunger levels.

  1. Berries

Berries are high in fiber and low in calories. They’re also rich in antioxidants that may decrease your risk of disease.

  1. Cottage cheese

Cottage cheese is high in protein, which may help keep you full and reduce hunger. Common breakfast toppings include fresh fruit, veggies, seeds, and granola.

  1. Whole wheat toast

Whole wheat toast is a good source of fiber. Plus, you can top it with a wide variety of nutritious spreads.

  1. Nuts

Nuts are a filling, nutrient-dense food that may help reduce heart disease risk and promote brain health.

  1. Green tea

Green tea contains caffeine, as well as an antioxidant called EGCG, which is tied to a reduced risk of chronic disease and better brain health.

  1. Protein shakes

It’s easy to whip up a protein shake or smoothie in a few minutes and take it on the go. Plus, this simple breakfast makes a great post-workout option.

  1. Fruit

Eating a variety of fruits provides you with different vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. What’s more, most fruits contain high amounts of fiber that may promote fullness and keep your blood sugar levels stable.

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Franziska Spritzler and Katey Davidson, MScFN, RD, CPT
— Medically reviewed by Kim Chin, RD, Nutrition

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Moira Welsh, “Wife of long-term-care home resident banned from visiting.”

Read Moira Welsh’s full story about the wife of a long-term-care home resident being banned from visiting the resident a: Torstar story

Moira Welsh is an investigative reporter with the Toronto Star. The winner of two Canadian Association of Journalists Awards and three National Newspaper Awards, she is also the author of “Happily Ever Older: Revolutionary Approaches to Long-Term Care.”

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Great Irish sayings for St. Paddy’s day….

My favourite first…

  • May you be at the gates of heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead!

  • Here’s health to your enemies’ enemies!

  • Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

  • May neighbours respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and Heaven accept you.

  • May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.

  • Tis better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!

  • May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

  • A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

  • There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

  • Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.

  • May the most you wish for be the least you get.

  • May misfortune follow you the rest of your life but never catch up.

  • There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

  • Here’s to Hell! May the stay there be as fun as the way there!


    and the best for last…..

  • May the road rise up to meet you.
    May the wind be always at your back.
    May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields
    and until we meet again,
    may God hold you in the palm of His hand. 
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A shortcut to important phone numbers

A list of important phone numbers that may save you some time. [Email me any number you think should be added to the list.]


ACDSee                   1 888 767 9888
ADOBE                    1 800 833 6682
AMAZON                1 888 280 4331
(CANADA 1 877 586 3230)
AMICA Pickering 1 905 839 2323
AMEX                      1 800 869 3016
APPLE                     1 905 513 5860
(Markham)
APPLE                     1 800 692 7753 (1 800 MY APPLE)
BELAIR INSUR.  1 833 986 1484
BELL TEL TECH  1 877 877 2426
BOSE                        1 800 869 2114
CAA                          1 877 584 9888
CANON CDA         1 800 652 2666
CONSTITUENCY OFFICE – Pickering
  Juanita Nathan:    1 905 839 3620
COREL                     1 844 759 9903
DELL                        1 866 335 5720
DURHAM WATR 905 666 6211
ELEXICON            905 420 8440
GOOGLE  US:       1 855 836 3987
                   
Cda:     1 514 670 8700
HUAWEI                1 888 548 2934
LOGITECH            1 866 632 5644
MACLEAN’S Mag   289 872 0465
MASTERCD           1 888 876 6262
(Credit Dept 1 888 898 1620)
MICROSOFT         1 800 642 7676, (1 877 568 2495)
PAY PAL                 1 877 569 1116 (1 888 221 1161), (1 866 571 3012)
PICKERING LIBRARIES
      CENTRAL         905 831 6265
      George ASHE  905 420 2254 
PICKERING COMMUNITY CENTRES
   CHSTNT HILL   905 683 6582
   EAST SHORE     905 420 6588
   George ASHE     905  4202370
TANDIA Crd Un   1-800-598-2891
TD BANKING       1 866 222 3456
TELUS                     1 866 558 5579
TOR STAR              416 367 2000
VISA                         1 800 465 4653


GET A HUMAN
Are you frustrated with computer responders or bots that prevent you from reaching a live person?

Try this process, which may help you connect to a live person. 
(Maybe available in the USA only)

  1. Click on the green image
  2. Type the name of the company in the box
  3. Receive a phone number to a live person
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HEALTH: The power of music and health

Over the years, music-based strategies have been investigated for everything from hospital stays, to walking, to sleep, yielding positive results in each of these areas. Given the deep connection that most of us have with music, it should come as no surprise that researchers around the world continue to investigate music’s therapeutic benefits. Music is a safe, simple, and inexpensive strategy to support health and wellbeing. Whether for yourself, or a loved one, consider incorporating more music into your everyday life and enjoy the benefits it may provide.

For the full story, click:  MUSIC and HEALTH     

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Cheryl Bristow

Cheryl Bristow
Canadian author of the Amazon best seller, A Shield in the Shadows.

Grandmother, mother, spouse, choral group member, and a published writer. Cheryl Bristow is another of the great women who should be celebrated and honoured not just during International Woman’s Month, but all the time.

Her book is available on  Amazon.ca

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FUNERAL PRE-PLANNING

Non-sponsored ADVERTISING:

 ABOR MEMORIAL FUNERAL SERVICES

  1. Why should I pre-plan my final arrangements?
    Arranging in advance saves money and stress for your loved ones, helps ensure your wishes are carried out exactly as you want and provides you with the comfort of knowing that it’s all been taken care of.

  2. My wishes are outlined in my Will… so why would I need to pre-arrange?
    A Will is an important legal document but often isn’t read until after the funeral. Pre-arranged planning offers security to you and your family that the money to cover your final expenses will be immediately available when it’s needed.

  3. I have life insurance… doesn’t that cover my funeral expenses?
    For many families, life insurance is purchased to help loved ones continue their lifestyle in the future, or maybe even get ahead. As with all things, funeral and cemetery costs are steadily on the rise. Therefore, there’s a risk that much of that insurance money will be needed to pay for final expenses that could be more affordably taken care of now, through pre-arrangement.

  4. Are payment plans available?
    Yes, Arbor Memorial will work with you to ensure your plans meet your financial needs. You can pay for your arrangements in their entirety, or take advantage of our payment plans, which are available for up to four years.

  5. Can I pre-pay only the cemetery plot?
    What you decide to plan ahead of time is entirely up to you. Whether you begin the process with funeral or cemetery plans, Arbor Memorial can help you and your loved ones gain a better understanding of the many traditional and contemporary options available to reflect your taste, culture, and budget.

  6. Why should I choose Arbor Memorial when pre-planning?
    It’s all about your wishes and what’s truly a reflection of the life you have lived. Arbor Memorial helps you discover the best way to celebrate your life, and Arbor Memorial also makes sure to work within your budget.

  7. What is Arbor’s Family Security Benefit Plan?
    A.When you pre-plan with Arbor, you benefit from our exclusive Family Security Plan offering a suite of features such as free funeral coverage for your child or grandchild up to age 19; convenient payments plans and a price guarantee.

  8. What happens if I move?
    Arbor’s Family Security Plan includes the right to transfer your plans if you move to a different city. Your arrangements can be fulfilled at any Arbor location across Canada that offers the same features you have chosen.

  9. What is Arbor’s four-step guidance program?
    With Arbor’s exclusive four-step guidance program, you can complete your final arrangements easily, quickly and affordably. Arbor Memorial starts in Step 1 by considering your needs and preferences. In step two, Arbor Memorial works with you to compile the necessary information. Then, in step three, Arbor Memorial creates your unique plan. The final step is creating a financial plan that fits your budget.

  10. What qualifications do Arbor pre-planning specialists have?
    Our pre-planning specialists have excellent customer service skills, and a caring, compassionate nature. They are given thorough instruction in the legal framework that governs funeral and cemetery sales in their province. Our specialists undergo constant training to update their skills and ensure they understand all the products and services available to you.

  11. Does Arbor provide estate planning, financial and legal advice?
    Arbor’s pre-planning advisors are not qualified to give you professional financial or legal advice. However, Arbor Memorial can share with you our comprehensive Estate Planning Kit. This includes a legal will guide, an executor’s handbook, and information about power of attorney. The kit also features the Official Family Registry, which allows you to easily gather all the necessary information and make it immediately available to your family or executor.

  12. What is Arbor’s Travel Plan?
    This plan, available for a one-time lifetime fee, spares your family the emotional and financial difficulty of bringing a loved one home. If death occurs more than 100 kilometres from your legal residence – even in a foreign country – the Travel Plan provides and pays for the arrangements for remains preparation and transport back to your community, with no added strain on family at an emotional time.

  13. Does Arbor offer grief support services?
    Yes. ArborCare is an important free service t1hat assists surviving loved ones with practical guidance, literature and emotional support anytime it’s needed.

  14. How is my money protected?
    Legislation requires funeral and cemetery companies to put monies received on account of a pre-arrangement into a trust account. These trust monies can only be taken out of trust to pay for the delivery of the pre-arranged product or service. Trust monies Arbor Memorial receives are held by financial institutions that have Canada Deposit Insurance Corporation depositors insurance.
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You’re #1 in Big Boy Ford’s heart !

Ford ranks you # 1 in his political world…but then he’s only doing what comes naturally to most politicians. Here’s what Ford’s done  for you:

  • No fees for license plate renewals;
  • Cut Toronto city council cut in half;
  • Relaxed regulations for Niagara Escarpment and wetlands;
  • Reduced annual inspections in ONT long-term-care facilities;
  • Increased freedom from accountability for mismanagement of LTC facilities(Bill218);
  • Subsidized transportation of the Ontario Line running to Ontario Place;
  • Proposed Highway 413 by-pass through environmentally vulnerable provincial land;
  • Awarded a vaccination clinic’s contract to FH Health after board members donated to PC campaign fund.

    Yeah…Ford’s really looking out for you!

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Ginger Kuenzel

My first job was as a legislative assistant and speechwriter for a Congressman in Washington, D.C. As the Vietnam War raged on and the Nixon administration made some very bad choices, I chose to leave that behind to embark on a hitchhiking adventure on the backroads of Europe, from Scandinavia to the Balkan countries. After seven months of riding in trucks and sleeping in youth hostels, I settled down in Munich, Germany, eventually marrying and starting a family. I became a journalist, reporting on politics, the arts and lifestyle in Germany for U.S. publications. In 1995, I returned to the U.S., working first as a reporter in the Adirondacks of NY State and later in Corporate Communications in private industry in Boston and New York City. In 2010, I moved full-time to the Adirondacks, where I grew up. There, I established a freelance business as a corporate consultant and writer, author, journalist, editor and translator. In my free time, I delved into politics, serving on our Town Board as well as volunteering on other local and regional boards. I’ve written one book (Downtown) and co-authored another (Lake George Reflections). These days, I spend half my time on northern Lake George in the Adirondacks and half in a small town in southwest Florida. Both places are slightly hard to get to and even harder to leave.  I guess you could call both of them the Utopian State. But in fact, the Utopian State is more a state of mind than an actual place….


Read more from this American humorist who writes with funny-bone-tickling feather> Click Ginger

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Get off the road!! Is it time someone in your family should no longer be driving?

The time when we should stop driving comes for each of us. It will be a sad time, relinquishing one’s driving permit. A depressing time where we lose independence and self-reliance. However, for safety’s sake, to save a life, that time needs to be reviewed, assessed and the driver taken off the road.

For details relating to examining and assessing a family member’s driving capability,
click: CAA

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Mar 7 – No blossoms but lots of buds replacing the Smirnoffs

Rotzy’s boycotting in protest and workin’ hard at boycotting the right stuff. It’s an education, we tells ya!


Somewhere in the last one or two “F/N” columns, yours truly jumped in (with both feet) on various ways and ploys we could/would attempt to wreak some major havoc on Comrade Putin and his Russian economy….following various governments (like the US, our own, Gr. Britain and cetera) though OUR targeted area(s) would be much ‘smaller’ than oil and gas and other such commodities….like, perhaps ‘retail products’….not really knowing what Canada buys from them in tymes of peace, yet I’m quite confident the Lada automobile was not a shining example of such enterprise! And then the idea bloomed just like Dutch tulips in the spring! Vodka! That’s it….we’ll BOYCOTT their !!&%$#@! VODKA at the In And Out Store….aka the LCBO. Well, dont’cha know it was just like someone at Queens Park had latched onto Rotzy’s idea, it’s all over the news that weekend and all of their stores were mandated….(*look!…I don’t have tyme for this, so if you don’t like word ‘mandated’, insert the word ‘told’, if you can’t handle ‘told’, skip the “F/N” article entirely)….to ”remove all Russian vodka from LCBO store shelves immediately, and I’m thinking ”perfect! kick ’em where it counts! Right in the wallet”!! Anyway, Monday ayem I find myself at the In and Out Store to top up my Bud Light Tall Boy count as well as finding a ‘nice dry white’ (like a Cote du Rhone 1998 Chablis) to go with Miz. Jo’s Crevettes, Champignons et Riz Brun Pilaf Dinner….so I’m rolling my cart outta the Chilled Beer Room and there’s the vodka aisle right ahead of me!!…..very neat, but absolutely BULGING with product. Especially SMIRNOFF, where the name and various Smirnoff products and ‘by-products’ occupy half the shelves! So….SO….I immediately growled (almost) to myself ,”Well, Toad….lovely!….isn’t THAT just that some kind of BOYCOTT”!….I glance down at my LCBO cart with my 6-pack of tall boys in the top rack carrier and grumbled (to myself) a tad too exhuberantly (”C’mon Toad, let’s show Vladimir what a real Ruskie “F/N” BOYCOTT looks like…..Rotzy’s one man wreck/em derby”!! Then, before I could ‘launch’ my Dodgem Car I mumbled, (”Toad….don’t be a dink! You KNOW most of these people, and most of them KNOW you….you wanna leave them with a great big mess to clean up?!” I whined….”Well, yeah!….I mean no!….but what about LCBO pulling all Russian products off their shelves”!!?? Suddenly there’s a young/new-to-me staffer standing right in front of me. He smiled and politely asked….’anything we can help you with this morning, Sir?’ Rotzy….rudely stated “I thought you were/are boycotting Russian products. (‘Yes Sir…..we….were/are’.) You’ve got a full (almost) aisle of Smirnoff s–t!!'(‘But they’re not Russian, Sir….*and he may have thought they’re French?) I lied ‘I knew/know that!!…..and immediately backtracked…..adding ‘sorry’….then he told yours truly the names of the ‘benched brands’, none of which were known to Rotzy. Anyway, perhaps you too are a little Wiser*tm as to Vodka 101….and Wisers*tm is whiskey. And the next tyme Comrade Putin sits down with a jug of his most favourite, I hope he chokes to death on it. Bottom line, because of a LCBO staffer who was on his toes, Rotzy didn’t have to ”extricate” (*verb…’to remove’ or ‘pull out’) my foot from my mouth. Thanks, guy!

Readers Ask
And recently it’s gotten (very annoyingly) too often, with a conversation something like this….”what’s happened to The D.O.T.W. (Dink Of The Week) Award? ”Seems like ages since there’s been one named and I’d have to check to see whom grabbed the honours…..’did you have someone in mind’? I ask, (and then brace myself) further wondering ‘does your person-in-mind live in or Moscow”? Actually, let’s cut the crap here, OK? If you’re talking about the Leader/Dicktator of Communist Russia….Vladimir Putin….you’re right. Actually, you’re ‘correct’….but you’re not ‘right’ to say he’s an automatic/shoe-in as the “F/N” D.O.T.W. In fact, you’re dead-ass wrong! You see, here at “F/N”HQ the D.O.T.W. is thing we pull up when needed to get someone in line….a D.I.N.K….and there is even the opportunity to get OFF the list….to ‘un-D.I.N.K.’ as it were. Hey….we even have some funn with it at tymes. However, as to Comrade Putin….firstly, Vadimir is ‘no “F/N” Comrade’ of Rotzy’s….and he is SO “F/N” far BEYOND anything resembling a D.I.N.K, kuddo , it doesn’t calculate.

More Readers ‘Contributions’
This one found the “From Nakina” Inbox last mid-week…..and yours truly LIKED the idea. I mean, REALLY liked it!! He had picked up on a Zoomer Radio News clip with some politician (Canadian?) wondering aloud 1/ if Russians studied Shakespeare in high school/college; 2/was Julius Caesar not usually part of the curriculum 3/ is Brutus’ part exactly the same in the english language version 4/how many Russian soldiers, officers and cetera would LOVE to ‘play Brutus’ in the Shakespeare…..because I rather doubt this Russian Mad Man has anywhere the number of committed ‘followers’ we’re led to believe. Plus, the current Cease Fire with the Ukrains is a blatant misuse of power three days ago…..Putin called a cease fire…..his enemy did cease. Russia did not. Rotzy’s telling anyone who wants to listen that Vladimir WILL cause NUCLEAR WAR….tho I really want to be wrong, rather than having to say ”I told you so”. But to whom? Hence….et tu Brute!!

Woulda/Coulda/Shoulda….
,,,,and it’s there right before ‘them’ (*see below) (not to mention ‘us’, if I’m gonna be truthful). The brass ring, an easy arm’s reach from the carousel; the light at the end of he tunnel; the thrill of the roller coaster; three aces and a pair of kings in a poker hand….and/or, more to the point….tossing a no-hitter whilst dropping your era to1.95 ; hitting for the cycle; scoring a pair of field level 3rd Row seats at Fenway with the Yankees coming for 3 games in September; seeing the Cubs vs the White Sox at Wrigley; a 3-run ‘frozen-rope’ /’walkoff’ ‘dinger’ in the bottom of the 13th….OK, OK, OK! ‘Nuff said….Rotzy’s talking BASEBALL here and now! Major League Baseball (MLB) and all the accoutremontes (did I just say ‘accoutremontes’?) But….it’s …….ahhh, s–t….never mind. Rotzy needs baseball, our neighbour Dorothy (not her real name) needs baseball/her Jays. OK, OK, OK….the FIFA Cup awaits in the wings, while MLB plays mind games but get our Blue Jays back. Rotzy’s NOT picking sides in this damned, poorly timed pissing contest….owners/players/coaches/managers/mascots/Home Hardware Field Keepers/Trainers/Beer-Food Vendors/and, least of all, Umpires….in fact, we/they need tor one of the ‘more veteran type’ Umps, to walk into one of their solve-nothing, bulls–t sessions, and yell loudly ”PLAY BALL’!!!’

*Thought Of The Day….If you thought Skyline Living had/has moved their snow mountain range by now, you’re wrong! I told you to go with May 8-10th

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Eva Henn

Award-winning Canadian author, Eva Henn recalls the traumatic events and horror she experienced as her family escaped the Hungarian revolution of 1956.

Henn has written a moving recollection of the horrific experiences her family suffered as they fled out of Hungary during the communist revolution of 1956.

To read more about her book recalling those horrible memories: HENN

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DOING HARD TIME, Stuart Woods

DOING HARD TIME, Stuart Woods

The riveting new Stone Barrington novel from New York Times–bestselling author Stuart Woods.


Synopsis
When Stone Barrington embarks on a trip to Bel-Air to check in on some business and personal concerns, he expects a relaxing break from the fast pace and mean streets of New York.  But trouble never takes a vacation, and it has a way of finding Stone.  A case that had seemingly been resolved has returned in full force—with lethal results.  And this deadly situation makes for strange bedfellows when Stone finds himself teamed with the least likely ally . . . a gentleman of unique abilities, who can fly below the radar and above the law. 

From the high-stakes poker tables of Las Vegas to California’s lush beachside resorts, the trail of disguise, subterfuge, and murder leads to a shocking conclusion.

Richard says
Typical Woods…entertaining, engaging….beach reading material but I have read so many so closely together, I cant remember the stories.

Gotta take a break from Woods books as they are all beginning to be indistinguishable from one another. He’s still the best author for just pure comic book escapism.

 

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DOUBLE WHAMMY, Carl Hiaasen

DOUBLE WHAMMY
By Carl Hiaasen

 

 

 


Synopsis
R.J. Decker, star tenant of the local trailer park and neophyte private eye is fishing for a killer. Thanks to a sportsman’s scam that’s anything but sportsmanlike, there’s a body floating in Coon Bog, Florida — and a lot that’s rotten in the murky waters of big-stakes, large-mouth bass tournaments. Here Decker will team up with a half-blind, half-mad hermit with an appetite for road kill; dare to kiss his ex-wife while she’s in bed with her new husband; and face deadly TV evangelists, dangerously seductive women, and a pistol-toting redneck with a pit bull on his arm. And here his own life becomes part of the stakes. For while the “double whammy” is the lure, first prize is for the most ingenious murder.

Richard says
Carl Hiaasen was a serious columnist/reporter for a Miami-based newspaper. He found more satisfaction in writing books and has written numerous nationally recognized bestsellers. Most of his books would be classified as humour. I would agree as his style is humourous, his phrasing is often the same. He writes scenes and scenarios that are ‘off the wall’ but very entertaining.

All of Hiassen’s books are set in Florida where he finds a mother lode of humourous material. He makes you laugh and think twice about what your view about Florida and he does this in a very entertaining way. His scenarios are hilarious, his characters surprising, his stories hilarious.

Double Whammy reinforces all the above about Hiaasen’s books. The story is totally unexpected. There are some characters that are incredible in who they are and how they are painted.

In Double Whammy, Hiaasen really pulls out the research stops. He rhymes of the names of fishing lures as if he had been doing the bass fishing himself — Bang-O-Lures, Shad Raps, Slo Dancers, Hula Poppers, Zara Spooks, Wee Warts, Eerie Deeries, Jig-N-Pigs, Lazy Ikes, Bayou Boogies, Mister Twisters and of course, Double Whammys. Maybe he did some real-life bass fishing.

Hiaasen weaves detail, facts and minutia into every book he writes embellishing his writing with living colour from real-life Florida.

Double Whammy excels for many reasons, an intricate and complex plot, an amazingly well developed story that unfolds with suspense and excitement, colorful characters that bring life to the verbal canvas. Hiaasen is a Dali or Picasso of the written word with every book he writes.

Double Whammy confirms all that Hiaasen is as an outstanding writer of Florida life written with lots of fun in it.

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SENIORS DRIVING SELF ASSESSMENT

To STOP driving is a very difficult decision to take but that time will come for all of us. The benefits of driving are numerous, chief of which is independence. However, at some point, everyone loses their capability to drive safely.

Do you have a family member whose driving needs serious review? Reading the CAA brochure may help you in making a safe decision. To access the brochure, CLICK:  CAA BROCHURE.

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You have to Live Your Life, just my opinion

Just my opinion…

With some hesitation, some scientific knowledge and a lot of weather-related motivation, we set out for a two-month stay in Florida. Our last such winter get-away happened two years ago, so we very much anticipated this vacation. We didn’t know what to expect; however, we felt that following Canadian protocols in the land with no protocols, only suggestions, would be the safest way for us.

Reality set in very quickly. We were aware that restrictions were loose or non-existent, and yet, when a newfound “freedom” challenged us, we thought twice about how that freedom would impact us.

There are no mandates in any part of the state to wear masks or distance in a crowd at any indoor venue. The rule of the thumb is that double-vaccinated people no longer need to wear masks indoors or out as they are protected from contracting the virus through the vaccine. The emphasis in Florida is all about personal accountability/responsibility for one’s health. Government makes no restrictions; instead, it encourages the public to make its risk assessment to its health if masks are required. However, getting the vaccine and the boosters are highly recommended at the end of every announcement.

We were wearing masks when we registered at the front desk, but no one else around us did. The agent openly and vocally reminded us that we are in a FREE America; therefore, we will not see many people wearing masks. Americans don’t like their government or scientists telling them how to conduct themselves even in a pandemic.

We were now introduced to a Florida that we had not experienced for two years. We resolved to wear masks indoors but limited our excursions for the necessities. The employees all wore masks in the grocery stores, but the shoppers were at 50/50%. It was intimidating at first because it is inevitable that many unvaccinated people are shopping around us. You don’t know who is next to you in the check-out line.

Restaurants are at total capacity, and masks are optional. A Restaurant, a Creperie, has a sign in the window that no one with a mask will be admitted. That was a new twist in these strange times and a bit frightening.

The vaccination rate for children from 5-11 is meagre and slow. For that reason, Disney highly recommends wearing masks on all rides and indoors, but not in the theme parks where the crowds are. However, each theme park controls the number of guests who enter; therefore, the more popular parks are sold out for days on end, but Americans give this a pass as it’s all about the children, and children are less likely to pass on the virus.

I overheard a discussion between a Canadian and an American couple questioning the newly arrived and masked Canadian guest to the resort. The American was genuinely surprised at our restrictive protocols. He suggested that we live in an oppressed country with such severe controls. But he had no answers when he talked about our universal primary health care, which the government pays for, the overrun ICU’s, the efficacy of the vaccines, or the unrelenting death toll of loved ones.

The ignorance, the self-absorption and the entitlement amazed me. How can Americans have such a different attitude towards something as universal as a pandemic and yet live on the same continent as Canadians with a very different perspective?

In concluding my opinion piece, the American emphasis is on personal accountability. There is little fear of the virus. The consensus seems to be that “we have to learn to live with this virus, so we might as well do that sooner than later.”

It looks like we are precisely going to do it!

Just my opinion.

E.H.

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LESLYN LEWIS

Leslyn Lewis MP, Canadian lawyer, politician and leadership candidate for the federal Conservative Party.


Leslyn Lewis who has served as the member of Parliament (MP) for Haldimand—Norfolk since 2021. A member of the Conservative Party, Lewis contested the party leadership in the 2020 leadership election, placing third. She was the first visible minority woman to run for the federal Conservative Party leadership. Lewis has thrown her hat into the ring again. She came close in her last run for the leadership. Maybe another shot at the brass ring may be within her grasp.

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Are “Robotphones” driving you crazy?

Do robotphones drive you crazy? You wait and wait and wait. Then get told to press a number to get to a particular connection, to no avail. Well, it ends now…no more.

Here is your path to connecting with a live person…


  1. Click on the green image
  2. Type the name of the company in the box
  3. Receive a phone number to a live person
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Maria Telkes

Mária Telkes (1900-1995)

Inventor of Hungarian origin. She worked in the field of solar energy research, and her many inventions earned her the nickname “sun queen”. She was born in Budapest into a well-off family. She graduated from Pázmány Péter University in 1924, and earned her PhD in physical chemistry here as well. In the same year, she moved to the USA, where she spent the rest of her life. She started researching solar energy in 1939. During WWII, she invented the solar still, a portable desalination unit which reclaims drinking water from seawater using solar energy. The device saved the lives of marines stranded in the ocean by creating 1 litre of drinking water per person per day. After the war, she designed the first solar heating system for the Dover Sun House, and invented many other practical thermal devices until her retirement in 1978, and she kept submitting her patents until she was 90. At 95, she came back to Budapest to see her city one last time, and she died here the same year.
Source: dailynewshungary.com https://dailynewshungary.com/5-outstanding-hungarian-women-forefront-history/

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The SZPINNER MAR 2022 NEWSLETTER

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MAR 2022 NEWSLETTER

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Feb 28 – Sunday #2 Re-write….OK?….Bob A Quick Apology….

Rotzy’s might be slippin’ up a bit…the winter finally gettin’ to him but here’s his revision to last week’s column….He’s claimin’ a lack of oxygen.


….for last week’s “F/N” column/dog’s breakfast…..Sun and Mon portions in particular. As Miz.Jo pointed out to me in the aftermath, ”you weren’t even here Sun morning”! and even as I rapidly countered with “Oh yea? Was too….was too!”! I knew she had me. Long story short….not enough oxygen getting into my gray matter. Hence, I was off to BGH E/R again via EMS early aft….using up (hopefully) the last of my Frequent Rider Miles Program. ECG/EKG, B/work, Chest X-Rays, more B/Work, Ct-Scan, and cetera….no heart attack, no blood clot in lungs, and cetera. Gonna have an echo cardiogram follow-up in a couple weeks. I need to keep my 02 levels up or Rotzy gets like Elvis ”all fogged up”…..well-a bless-a my soul. So….SO….what eventually made it to the news stands on the “F/N” page last Wed was the s–ts. And the timing couldn’a been worse, looking at ALL things happening within The Dominion and beyond….all the while Rotzy’s pumpkin was being reduced to something comparable to creamed spinach….with my IQ surely having slipped to levels well below my standard BGG (Brantford Guy Group) registration numbers, which, at the moment, escapes me. Anyway, bear with me, readers, whilst I aim to make amends and get the Rotzy Roller back on track. And thanks.

Another ‘Apology’….
….of a different sort. I’m walking out of Zehr’s Market last mid-week with some $20-odd bucks worth of groceries, whilst getting a run-down of Tyson The Cart Guy’s (not his real name) bets in his NHL Pool for the nite before. He’s really into that stuff, but he’s on a skid, sliding from 4th place down to 8th in just over a week! and he was lamenting an abysmal performance last night by T.O’s goaler vs les Canadiens, who had won a total of only 8 games to that point. So….SO….I’m reminding Tyson, though he certainly was already aware, that their current points/records don’t matter a damn when the Leafs and Habs get together. Suddenly he switches his tone with ”Aw…..lookit that, man”. And there it is….my (and surely his) first ‘F–k Trudeau’ sign….right in front of our eyes! Factory made/store bought and installed on the trunk of a spiffy, little black Honda or Hyundai (I can’t tell the difference), which, according to Ty, was parked quite ‘illegally’. So of course Rotzy immediately mumbled something about ”the car’s likely just been in the Ottawa area….notoriously bad parking!….to which the Cart Guy guy agreed. Oddly, at the first spotting of the flag….and I say ‘oddly’ because I can curse with the best/worst of them when needed, yet I felt a slight sense of ’embarrassment’….at seeing the ‘F’ word right out in the open where anybody/everybody can see it. And see it they did….as if on cue for ‘our benefit’ a young mother and father (30-ish?) with a young daughter (9 or 10?) son (7 or 8?) plus a little one in a stroller. The boy and girl spotted the flag right off and Mom’s trying to herd them quickly toward the entrance without kicking up any more fuss and a quick glance at Ty and me….then Dad barked out something at them and ‘the show was over’. Leaving yours truly with that damned ‘sense of embarrassment’….again….only more pronounced this tyme. And that, for Rotzy as well as the bulk of Canadians will serve as a reminder of ‘the message’ left behind when the anti-vaccers/honkers/flag-flyers(*see below), rioters/protestors/pigs/sheep/bandwagoners/partyers/mandate haters/fund raisers AND some Truckers….mostly O/O’s (Owner Operators) or Brokers as we called them when yours truly worked in Transportation. Anyway, it’s clear YOU don’t like Justin T…..well, neither do I! REALLY!! But your flag is rude/embarrassing…..DITCH IT, OK?! Merci.

The Town With A Heart Of Gold
That’s what the sign said as you entered Geraldton coming from #11 East and going north on HWY#584. I have no idea what the interchange looks like now with Greenstone (formerly Premier) Gold Mines getting ready to rock. Having said that, “From Nakina” has never really gotten much into Obits and such, leaving those things to Times-Star Editor Eric K. and others, but after having got word last week, there will be one less ‘heart of gold’ to greet folks in G’ton. Miz. Jo and I settled in Nakina back in May 2000 and immediately found that a trip to Geraldton/Gerbilton/The Big Town’ (usually once monthly) with half a dozen ‘stops’ was necessary for stuff not available in Nakina….Marino’s Hardware was always on the list and shooting the s–t with John was a necessity….I was ‘editor’ of The Nakina News (TNN) and John always called me ‘Mr. Editor’ as I set a couple dozen copies on their counter….and he was The Chief. Well, Rotzy’s not The Editor any more but John will ALWAYS be The Chief. Altho Rotzy’s not ‘right on top of everything Greenstone these days’, John fought a helluva fight….longer than most thought possible. Our thoughts are with Cheryl and the Family. This Is NOT A “F/N” Scoop….. far from it….nor is it any great revelation of facts….the ‘facts’ of this item were all there….in place….and had been for some tyme. However, the FACT of the matter is that yours truly, in spite of/because of my sorry-ass health situation LAST week, I somehow managed to NOT get some kind of word/heads up into LAST week’s column about the WORLD THREATENING SITUATION in Ukraine. Hello? Meanwhile, that whole world-wide potential disaster was virtually ignored for the best part of two weeks while newscasts like CTV Kitch/CBCTV/CBC Radio, and cetera concentrated their broadcasts on Ottawa’s Mandates/Truckorama and what seemed like ‘dwindling interest’ in other COVID stuff. So….SO….with what might be termed ‘WW III warming up on Ukraine’s back lawn’….with anchors and anchorettes offering up nothing more than a few snippets. With more than 150,000 Russian Troops and Weaponry like they like to show off in their parade 1st of May, already in position to attack….soon as they ‘got the word’. Hello?! It’s Sunday Feb 27th this ayem….AND….HELLO??!! (more seriously this tyme!!) It’s DAY FOUR since ”Comrade Putin Has Declared War On Ukraine”!!! Meanwhile I was just down for a ‘puff’ In Edna The CUV, caught part of a CBC World Report News update listing the Dead and Injured for both sides….the number of Russian Military Dead (to this point) blew me away and Rotzy’s gonna do a follow-up recheck….so stay tuned!! While The West looks on….again/still…like we did in Hungary in 1956 and others since then. We….THE WEST….are hitting them in their wallet! Well, I’ll check the Vodka Dept at the In & Out Store today and smash any Smirnoff 40 and 60’s, OK?!

Fotos And Other Scary Stuff
Miz. Jo got me a spiffy pair of knee-high compression sox ON-LINE last Thursday…..Rotzy’s very FIRST item of CAMO clothing….of any kind! ”Looking good”! I said, then declaring I would wear them to the BGG Meeting Friday at the Navy Club. Knowing I’d be safe from laughing/finger pointing and/or rude comments….because Brantford Guys are not rude….especially to 76-yr olde presidents. Seeing that all but about 2 of 43 members are also presidents. All of ’em know yours truly ‘can’t find any long stride (”STRIDES”??!! And ever since we arrived in Brant’s Ford ”From Nakina” (yes, even in winter and I miss those northern winters, like when it down to -35C and lower. Anyway, Miz. Jo didn’t stop with the camo socks…..my newest/most favourite pair…..bright yellow trim, sporting almost 100 assorted dogs on EACH knee-high VIASOX.com*tm. I HAD to ‘pose’….dog sox and BGG t-shirt….for pics for our son and the two sisty-uglers up north. S–t. Rotzy’s becoming a walking ‘fashion statement’. On a serious ‘California Tilt’!!

*Thought Of The Day…If Restrictions and Mandates are being lifted, you can thank the silent majority of Canadians that got vaccinated! NOT the travelling Side Show that will surely take the credit. (Globe & Mail)

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DOUBLE JEOPARDY, Stuart Woods

Light reading always, but polished story telling. Stuart Woods publishes new books as fast as readers read them. But inevitably, each one is good reading if you are happy with light fare, do depth reading.


Synopsis
Stone Barrington is settling in for a stretch in New York when he receives news that demands immediate action. An old family matter has unexpectedly resurfaced, and Stone must decamp to the craggy shores of Maine to address the issue head-on.

There, Stone finds that a dual-pronged threat is hiding in plain sight among the stately houses and exclusive coastal clubs, and the incursion isn’t easily rebuffed. These enemies have friends in high places, funds to spare, and a score to settle with Stone . . . and only the cleverest plot will draw them out into the open. From luxuriously renovated homes to the choppy ocean waters, the pursuit can only lead to an explosive end.

Richard says
This story has Woods’ version of James Bond in the character, Teddy Fay. Sleuth, killer, con artist, disguise genius, pilot, arms expert….Teddy is every crime book’s super sleuth. Woods turns him in entertainingly light reading.

 

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PRODUCTIVITY: SCREENPRESSO – an excellent screen capture app

Screenpresso, a screen capture application that beats others, hands down.

Capture web page or sections of them and send the captured image to other applications and/or your email messages.

This extension captures the displayed web page and permits the user to send the captured image to other Windows applications.

Screenpresso on Windows captures your desktop (screenshots and HD videos) for your training documents, collaborative design work, IT bug reports, and more. Screenpresso has a built-in image editor, user guide generator, and sharing options.

Easy to use, the free version is amazingly worthwhile, and practically intuitive. Its value will be proven in just a few uses.

Excellent app. Click: SCREENPRESSO

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SLEEP and AGING: you may need less than you think

You find yourself wide awake after 5 hours of sleep and feel ready to get up and meet the challenges of the day. However, the rest of the neighbourhood is still sleeping. You wonder why it is that others need to sleep longer than you. The duration of our sleep may be of concern to some of us and begs the question: “how much sleep is ‘normal’ and how much do I need to be healthy. Although an apparently simple question, there is no simple answer!


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EDITORIAL: Become happier, pay it forward.

PAY IT FORWARD

These are tough times, for everyone. The pandemic, the truck convoy, the threat of war in Ukraine, inflation, weather inconsistency, global warming(?), hit and run traffic incidents, rising gun crime…the list just goes on and on.


Stop the world, I want to get off
Don’t you just wish but as bad as it may seem for you and me, it may be important to review and re-assess. There are others who are worse off, who have experienced worse things, who are in a worse situation than we are. Believe it as it is true.

Maybe it’s time to just give someone else a break and you can do it. You may not be able to buy someone a McDonald’s meal or a Timmy’s coffee. That’s ok. Here are some of the things you might be able to do: smile and wish someone a good morning; say “hello, how are ya;” compliment someone with sincerity; ask someone how they’re doing this fine day; wish someone a fine day….make your own list of what you can do to pay it forward for others to make their day a little better.

Send us your first name and initial and what you did…we’ll post these as examples and ideas for other folks to ‘pay it forward’ too.

Let’s see how far we can get with this campaign….we all know we need some uplifting for sure. So let’s do it for everyone’s sake!

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PHONE FRAUD:

Kudos to VISA for picking up fraud attempt on my account.


Just got a call from the Visa credit card company notifying of two charges made on my card this morning: $400 and $1400. I never made any such purchases, particularly this morning and so I wanted to dispute the charges. The agent on the line, in what sounded like a noise room, said something is a garbled accent. I asked him for his phone number and told him I would phone him right back. The line was disconnected

I immediately phoned VISA to confirm my account was in good order and at the proper balance. Within a minute or so, everything was confirmed as being in order and the VISA agent confirmed that my call was FRAUD.

Don’t engage them if they call you. Hang up and phone your credit card company to confirm your balances and report what just happened.

Stay safe, stay vigilant and always verify!

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SENIORS MEAL BOX: A service providing healthy meals to seniors in need

The organization
Seniors Meal Box started in memory of a senior philanthropist and community leader, who, when he was suffering from multiple health issues at a later age, recalled the good food his wife used to prepare. Because of diet restrictions, he could not eat as he once did. Craving the delicious foods he remembered, he continued to gratify his taste buds with meals that were modified but much like meals from his past. Eventually, he began to feel that such good and healthy foods should be available to more than just the privileged in their last days of life. Seniors Meal Box was launched.

Seniors Meal Box is a service statement to support the health and dignity of our elders who find a little joy through food and find healing when they are cared for. The service aspires through its work to continue bringing smiles into the lives of seniors through the food that brought them joy in the past and is still served with love, caring and respect.

Saffron Hub, a non-profit organization based in the GTA, is currently running a free meal delivery program for seniors facing food insecurities. Its mission is to provide healthy and nutritious cooked meals to seniors who need them most. Eligible seniors must be 65+ and live in Ontario in the Durham Region (Whitby, Pickering, Ajax, and Oshawa only), or Scarborough and are facing food insecurities. Registrants can choose from a wide selection of cultural meals to have a taste of home! Go to their website www.seniorsmealbox.com to sign up for your free meal delivery and to learn more!

 REGISTRATION

Criteria to qualify for this service is varied. Qualification is related to the economic situation of each registrant and their individual circumstances. Perhaps you are disabled? Widowed? Widower? Isolated and alone? In need of assistance? Persons who feel they are in the position where such a service would benefit them and make life better for them should apply. Continuation of any provided service is subject to review and reassessment.

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SCAMS ON SENIORS

SCAMS ON SENIORS
It is becoming an inscreasingly difficult challenge to keep up with the innovations, changes and advancements scammers are using in trying to grab money away from seniors. Take a moment to review some of the notable points made by this post from pensionersfitness.com and fitness guru, Ian McClymont.


Beware of Scams

Scams On Seniors. There are so many different types of scams targeting people regardless of their age or their vulnerability. Many government agencies and organizations. Also, are constantly working to spread awareness of such scams to protect the public from becoming victims of fraud. Some popular scams that are currently targeting older adults include: Charity scams, Romance scams and Prize scams.


Charity Scams

Scams On Seniors. The Charity Scams involve scammers collecting money by pretending to be a real charity. There are different ways in which scammers approach an individual. Often, the scammer will exploit a recent natural disaster or famine, that has been in the news. And by playing on emotions by pretending to be from charities that help children who are ill. Pressure, is often exerted to elicit a donation, and without details about the charity. And as such, address & contact details are often not provided.

When one is approached to donate to a charity. it is useful to check the registration of the charity. Each country has online, a database of the list of registered charities. However, if you are asked to donate at your door, do not give money. Tell the caller you only donate through the bank, and you have no cash at this time. Furthermore, resist any pressure be forceful insist you have no cash.

Romance Scams

Unknown Scammer

Scams On Seniors. Romance Scams occur through dating sites. Also, a scammer sends a few messages and a good-looking photo of themselves, or someone they claim to be. Next, once a person has been charmed, they will start asking them for money. And by claiming to have a very sick family member, or in a desperate situation, where they need your help. After the money is transferred to the fraudsters, they will often disappear.

Where the fraudster is offshore, or the money sent is untraceable, there is little that the police can do. Because they have no investigative authority in the foreign jurisdiction. Because it is too late, and the money is gone. Unfortunately, victims of such scams have no remedy available to them. And the fraudsters will rarely be held accountable for their actions.

Known Scammer

Scams On Seniors. The situation is different when the fraud is committed by a person that is known to the older adult. Because, most often civil and/or criminal remedies are available. It is imperative however, to increase the public’s awareness within the view of the older adult. And by developing mechanisms that will act as preventative measures, rather than redress after the scam / fraud has taken place.

Sad Story

In 2018, Global News interviewed a senior lady who was diagnosed with early signs of dementia. Besides she had lost about $140,000.00 after becoming a target of a fake suiter who stole her money. After losing her husband and feeling lonely, she joined an online dating site, match.com. The imposter began his aggressive pursuit online, sent her pictures of himself and listened to her issues. Also, once she was hooked, the money requests started. Initially, the fraudster requested $12,000.00 USD which she sent. But, then he requested $80,000.00 USD as he claimed he had been jailed in India. Which she also sent, despite her bank manager advising her of the potential fraud.

Only when the imposter asked her to send money for the third time did she accept that she had been scammed. And went to the police to report it. By that time, it was unfortunately too late. The scam caused her to lose her independence. Consequently, she had to move out of her house as she couldn’t afford to live there anymore. In addition, she also had to sell her car.

This victim is aware that retrieving the money is almost impossible but she wanted her story to be heard. And in the hopes of warning others who might fall a victim to such a scam.

Prize Scams

Prize Winner

Scams On Seniors. The Prize Scams occur when people are contacted via an email, a letter, text message, social media or phone call, advising they have won, or have a chance at winning, a prize or lottery. The “winner” must first purchase something, or pay an advance fee such as taxes to receive the prize. The fraudsters also urge the individual to keep their winnings private or confidential, to ‘maintain security’, or stop other people from getting the prize by mistake. This is done to prevent the person from seeking further information or advice from independent sources.

Another story reported by CBC News, is of a senior from Norfolk County, who was scammed out of $152,000.00, after being told by an unknown caller that he had won an International Sweepstakes Lottery valued at $24.9 million USD, and needed to send money via wire transfers to cover the taxes from the winnings. The wire transfers were sent to addresses in San Francisco and New Jersey, then they were subsequently transferred to a number of unknown individuals.

Unfortunately for this victim, no legal recourse was available since there was very little that the police could do -the money and the perpetrator were in a foreign jurisdiction.

E-mail Warning

Receiving e-mails are often how scammers first reach you, an e-mail from a bank is often used. However, if it is not your bank, report it as phishing, usually found in the junk drop down menu. But if the e-mail is looking like it is from your bank, do not click on anything. So then, if you are concerned, ignore the e-mail and log on to your bank as you normally do. Also, once you open your account if there is anything from the bank it will be in the messages. Furthermore, this is a favourite of scammers because people worry if the bank contacts them.

There are a number of known scammers who operate online and are responsible for robbing people especially older adults. So then here is a link that you can follow to see some of these  scammers  Also this site lets you see lists of photos of innocent people whose picture is being used illegally to front for these scams.

NEVER SEND MONEY ONLINE TO ANYONE YOU DO NOT KNOW AND YOU HAVE NEVER MET.

Ian McClymont, pensionersfitness.com

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UKRAINE: an attractive morsel for the Russian Bear !

How the nation of Ukraine ranks in the world:

1st in Europe in ammonia production;

1st in Europe in proven recoverable reserves of uranium ores;

1st in Europe in terms of arable land area;

1st place in the world in exports of sunflower and sunflower oil;

2nd Europe’s/4th largest natural gas pipeline system in the world

2nd largest iron ore reserves in the world (30 billion tons);

2nd place in Europe and 10th place in the world in terms of titanium ore reserves;

2nd place in Europe in terms of mercury ore reserves;

2nd place in the world in barley production and 4th place in barley exports;

2nd place in the world in terms of explored reserves of manganese ores (12% of the world’s reserves);

3rd largest in Europe and 8th largest in the world in terms of installed capacity of nuclear power plants;

3rd largest iron exporter in the world

3rd largest producer and 4th largest exporter of corn in the world;

3rd place in Europe (13th place in the world) in shale gas reserves (22 trillion cubic meters)

3rd place in Europe and 11th in the world in terms of rail network length (21,700 km);

3rd place in the world (after the U.S. and France) in production of locators and locating equipment;

3rd place in the world by the area of black soil (25% of world’s volume);

4th in the world by the total value of natural resources;

4th largest exporter of turbines for nuclear power plants in the world;

4th largest producer of potatoes in the world;

4th place in the world in clay exports

4th place in the world in titanium exports

4th world’s largest manufacturer of rocket launchers;

5th largest rye producer in the world;

5th place in the world in bee production (75,000 tons);

7th place in the world in coal reserves (33.9 billion tons)

8th place in the world in exports of ores and concentrates;

8th place in the world in wheat exports;

9th place in the world in exports of defence industry products;

9th place in the world in the production of chicken eggs;

Ukraine is an agricultural country:

10th largest steel producer in the world (32.4 million tons).

16th place in the world in cheese exports.

Ukraine can meet the food needs of 600 million people.

Ukraine is an industrialized country, not a third world power.

Reg R.

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Feb 21 – Rotzy’s goes truckin each mornin’….but not to Ottawa

Rotzy does his own truckin’ thing each morning on the parking lot of Harris Place….the man is entitled to his morning coffee and smoke, in the manner that pleases him!


           9:00AM-ish to Noon-ish….and Rotzy’s admittedly having a tyme of it because Rotzy doesn’t ‘do double-tasking’ well at all, like when I’m walking and chewing gum at the same tyme, suddenly realize it and my pumpkin kicks into O/D….but in the case at hand, we’re referring to A/ writing my weekly Times-Star “F/N” column whilst B/ glimpsing at the police/military who are busy removing ”protesters” on CTV’s News Channel…..even a couple of their $200G rigs. But we’ll get back to that in a while, OK? OK.

Snow Removal-‘Skyline Style’
          You will please note yours truly said/wrote ‘removal’….NOT ‘plowing’….and the difference is substantial. And (for our four winters here at 555 Harris place) removal’s not had to have been used much in Brant’s Ford and nil here at the compound, because we don’t get nearly as much snow as Kitchener for example. Then came the Storm Of The Decade a couple weeks ago and we end up with The Skyline Mountains, different sizes/shapes, but all 10-15 ft high, all ‘snow-capped’, right here at the 536/555/575 compound. Well folks, dont’cha know we all got notified (as per normal, via Skyline letterhead paper stuck in our door of a major snow ‘removal’ Wed Feb 16th! from 9:00AM till 5:00PM and to help out by parking elsewhere. Some inconvience (like when they re-paint the lines and numbers) but it’ll get rid of the mess, open things up, and reclaim at least a dozen parking spots. Sounds good to me. Wed called for +8C,,,,sun and cloud…then rain and more rain….ending with a LOT of snow on Thursday. Anyway, at/before 7:00AM Wed, there are oldsters running around in their SUV’s, nailing the closest spots to here out front on Park Road North….be they legal or not. About 8:00 I saw the front-end loader and its’ operator sitting/standing down front in the middle of the lot waiting on the dump truck(s) to load and get rid of the mountain range. Guess what? No dump truck(s), nor were any the next day! Imagine. It’s Monday 5:00am as I’m finishing this off…..more on that later….and altho no snow was removed, residents did get word that three or more people had fallen on Friday on the walkways and/or….as to the latter, the front-end loader driver who does the parking lot had STILL not figured how to scrape it down to ‘bare’…..where he could/would ‘go pile it on the mountain’ (sounds like a Xmas song!)….and ‘take it away in a dump truck’…not sounding like a Xmas song…but regardless, there’s no dump truck(s) anyway. Well, yours truly had best get onto the Skyline Grapevine, which, rather than grow red and green grapes that can be turned into Chablis or Beaujolais is more apt to produce truths, lies, alibis….believable, absolutely unbelievable, totally unachievable and sometymes just plain bulls–t. So….SO…..with these thoughts tumbling around Rotzy’s pumpkin, I’m shortly gonna see what info is available on the 3 or 4 ‘fall victims’ from last Thurs/Fri, one of whom (a woman in her early-mid 20’s) had a particularly nasty tumble. In which case, the said young woman may well be checking thru the BFTD Phone Directory, not for an Injury Clinic but more likely looking for ‘Whip-Lash’ Walter Smith: Attorney-At-Law. This could be good….I remember a lady who lived here at 555 Harris Place a year or three ago and told Rotzy and Miz. Jo she’d ‘grabbed just under $200G’s’ from her landlord for her slip/trip and fall resulting in a few broken ankle bones. Tell you what folks….let’s do a ‘stay tuned’ on this one.

Readers Write
          The email began “I had to respond “to your Rant with one of my own”. So he did….and how! Firstly, it was sent TO yours truly, not AT me, secondly we had agreed on the larger matter at hand. Much of which can and will be explained here. OK, I’m taking about Keith Hobbs and the topic of our ‘co-Rant’ was, of course The Ottawa Truck O’Rama…the nationwide No Mandate Protest. Well, I wanted his words to reach ears than Rotzy’s alone…..and as I never use people’s real words attached to their real names I simply decided to ask to be a “F/N”….Keith Prior is a Lifetyme Policeman eventually becoming Thunder Bay Chief of Police (ret) and then served two tull terms as Mayor of F/B. We first met at a Ring Of Fire Meeting for Mayors and Chiefs that I was covering for the Times-Star….became Rotzy and Hobbsy and that was 20 years ago. Anyway, I’ll do my best to to [point yo you HIS feeling towards how POORLY it all went down…..”Feel free to use my name Rotzy. I’m not ashamed of what I feel. This could have been a win-win situation and now our country is under a world-wide telescope, and not for good, as a former Teacher of Police Operational Planning I’m disgusted at the Police actions as well. Like a plan that would have peacefully moved truckers to big suitable area/space on Ottawa’s outskirts led by Ottawa’s Chief Of Police. (*wondering HOW did such a blatant coward become Bytown’s #1 Cop??!!) Anyway, there’s some of Keith’s concerns being brought forth…..*sorry my friend, but Rotzy’s shorthand in copying your email(s) wasn’t/isn’t up to speed…..but please know your frustrations are shared tenfold, *Rotzy,

*Thought Of The Day….Truck O’ Rama aside…..last Wednesday I thought the entire world (starting in Ukraine) was going to be blown to s–t in 5 or 6 hours. I was wrong. Good, eh?

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HTTP:// & HTTPS://….IMPORTANT differentiation

INTERNET SECURITY

 

 


HTTP:// &  HTTPS://
IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Keep this in mind!! Especially those of you who order online. This is how hackers get your information.

Do you know the difference between http:// and https://?

I don’t know how many of you are aware of the difference, but it is worth sending to anyone who does not.

The main difference between http://  and  https://  is it’s all about security.

HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol (unsecured).

The “S” stands for “secure”.

If you visit a website or web page and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following:  http://

This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular “unsecured” language.

In other words, it is possible for someone to “eavesdrop” on your computer’s conversation with the website.

If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http:// website!

But if the web address begins with https://,  that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop.

If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://.

If it doesn’t, you should NEVER enter sensitive information such as a credit card number, Ontario Health Card #, SIN #, etc.

http://   UNSAFE
https://  SAFE/SECURE

PASS IT ON
You may save someone a lot of grief!

Reg R.


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DREAM TOWN, David Baldacci

Dream Town
by David Baldacci

Synopsis
1953 LA. Private investigator and World War II veteran Aloysius Archer intends to ring in the New Year with an old friend, aspiring actress Liberty Callahan. Screenwriter Eleanor Lamb interrupts to hire Archer.

After events escalate—mysterious calls, the same car outside her house, and a bloody knife in her sink—Eleanor fears for her life. First, a dead body turns up inside of Eleanor’s home . . . and Eleanor herself disappears.

To find both the murderer and Eleanor, Archer enlists Callahan and his partner Willie Dash. The investigation takes him from mob-ridden Las Vegas to glamorous Hollywood to the darkest corners of Los Angeles—a city where beautiful faces belong to cutthroat schemers, cops can be more corrupt than criminals . . . and powerful people who took his client will kill Archer on their trail.

Richard reviews
Written in the genre of Mickey Spillane with his old-time detective, Mike Hammer. The story is developed as if it were written in the 1950s and 1960s.

If you like crime novels of that period, you will like Baldacci’s book. It feels like you are reading back then in time, authentic, real, spot on. The style is what I would call “staccato delivery.” Names come at you like clicks on an old typewriter, click-click, clack clack. And you must keep track of this log of characters as the events unfold. It might be classified as interactive reading. You read, need to pause to assimilate, then repeat and continue. You are a very active participant in the reading process, engaged and playing an active role. I dislike that. I don’t want to read that way. I like reading to be a more passive engagement, like watching TV. Sit back and let the material wash over you. Baldacci won’t allow you to be like that in this book. He wants you to think, digest and assimilate and then he proceeds to unravel more of the story with more characters, more events and more plot development.

This is not my style of book. Baldacci is an author who I like a lot because he is so polished and refined in his storytelling. With this book, he remains as admirable as he usually is, but the style of writing is not to my liking.

Not a book that I enjoyed. I would be very hard-pressed to describe the plot of the book. Worse, I would be hard-pressed to name the primary protagonist. I could list names but keeping track of who was who and what role they played in what plot line….a real struggle for me.

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Feb 14 – To be truckin’ on or not to be….

Rotzy knows which side of the road he’s truckin’ down…


I Put It Down As Nonsense….
….at first, after a conversation with another olde guy last mid-week over at The In And Out Store. Methinks we’ve ‘known each other’ for a couple or three years….you know, ‘Hi Guy…Nice day eh’?/how ’bout the Leafs’? I don’t know his name or where he lives….hell he may well be at 555 Harris Place….there’s 300 of us here and Rotzy doesn’t know them all, tho it seems most of them know ‘Bob from 555’. So….SO….the guy starts in on the ‘truckers mandate protest’. Yours truly wasn’t really ‘into this’ at the tyme, but he was really getting cranked up, pointing out to me (in a very LOUD voice) ”it’s all about the ‘COVID Mandate’! And repeated it twice whilst nodding his pumpkin vigorously in agreement. He went on “However, I recently found the cure/answer to the current situation! OK? Are you ready to hear it?? Mandate isn’t working, agreed?….nor will it be accepted. So-o-o-o-o-o-o all they do is change the wording….from MANdate to WOMANdate”!! Rotzy said ”Ho-lee s–t pal, are you feeling OK? Lookit here Bud, in truth this protest/riot/coup has precious little do do with these guy and gal truckers….or their little kids who came along for the ride. Now, just re-wind your tape to last week and the ‘protester’s fund-raiser.’…OK?…for fuel, food, who-knows-what, and cetera. Well my friend….they….or ‘somebody'(*see below)….managed to ‘really shoot the lights out’ netting TEN MILLION DOLLARS in 3 or 4 days. Think about that amount! Jerry Lewis had to work an entire Labour Day Weekend to make ONE Million. And when one legitimate company on the ‘fund raising team’ saw TEN MILL on the tote board they were gone in a New York Minute….sum ting wong! Hence, methinks it best if you scrap your ‘Womanhood idea’ as well. Sorry about that. But while all this s–t happens….the protests/riots/blockades/do-nothing police and politicians, going back a week or so, to Sun 6th and Rotzy’s been telling anybody that wants to listen ” there’s something rotting in Denmark. It’s something big! Very BIG indeed….and I seriously doubt if Mr and Mrs Trucker and the kids have an inkling that they are merely ‘pawns in a real-life game of Chess….quite possibly a ‘world-wide game’. (*note* you’ll have to excuse my lack of knowledge about Chess….I’ve NEVER played the game, thus I’m guessing ‘pawns’ and not ‘prawns’. Also, if we ‘vaccinated people in general’….as well as the rest of them….paid/pay closer attention to the stats/numbers, again from circa Jan 6th, we were told some 90% of truck drivers were/are needled. And yet 10% of the trucking populous can stir up a s–t storm to these ridiculous levels, whilst we all look on. They’re getting help from somewhere! The ‘bandwagoners’ on Day One….those proud Canadians who ‘gathered at #401 overpasses’ en route TO Ottawa have long since folded up their Canadian Flags and gone home, for going on two weeks. Not so for the Ottawa gang. For some reason ????? they wanna keep on stirring the pot. Stay with me on this ‘thing’ OK? If/when ‘something breaks’…..and it will….and our government wakes up….and it will….I methinks….it’s gonna be a “F/N” doozie. (*see below)

Remember A Few Weeks Back….
….I crowned Justin Trudeau as “F/N” D.O.T.W. Award Winner (Dink Of The Week)? I can’t put my hands on that edition just now, but I recall J/T had to ‘share’ that week’s winning circle with somebody else….but still was acknowledged. And then in the following week or two here’s Rotzy eating Roast Crow! Damn. The thing is I had decided/indicated he’d gone from Fluffy Trudeau to Tuffy Trudeau after taking a very ‘uncharacteristically’ strong stance vs some hard-line anti-vaccers. Well, dont’cha know last week ‘Fluffy’ was back in Rideau Hall, first as ‘COVID-contacted’ then graduated to a ‘COVIDF-carrier’. But not to worry, Junior does NOT have a sore tummy. Of course our P/M is already on record as having told the law-breakers HE will NOT negotiate with blatant protesters…..I assume he means THEM….the law breakers….and it was in very terse words, for Fluffy. Tell you one thing, if you recall his Pappa’s dealings with/handling of the FLQ during The October Crisis, it’s clear that Junior doesn’t have that type of character. Not even close. More like Margaret. Sadly, there’s a terribly similar shortage of cajones when it comes to the Ottawa Chief Of Police….who will NEVER be mistaken for Dirty Harry or Buford T. Pusser!…and/or the Ontario Premier. Both solid ‘contenders’ for the D.O.T.W. *note to His Lordship in Bytown…..you and the Chief go to The Hill and tell the truck owners (one at a tyme) get your truck outta town….go home…NOW! And if they don’t, move it for them! There ARE plenty tow trucks that WILL gladly do the job. We’ll be watching.

Just As Ridiculous….
….as Ottawa’s tale ‘o woe, and to a lesser degree the scene in T/O, the ‘seige’ of The Ambassador Bridge continues on…to day # who-knows-what…..and the truckers are displaying the same style/amount of ”we’re not going anywhere”….and so far they haven’t. Gone anywhere. ‘More stupid than stubborn’ it says here….tho they’d not likely agree, you think? Anyway, I’m guessing Bytown is ‘hosting a LOT more eighteen wheelers than the Windsor/Dee-troyt crossing which is slowly killing the auto industry….that may be a tad overstated but I don’t think so as I recall waiting for parts in Group 29 of Oshawa’s G/M T/A Plant….and they weren’t even due to a bridge closure. (*ouch* as of Sun 13th the Ambassador had cost ‘business’ $3 Billion for week one)

Good News For Nakina
….Miz. Jo and Rotzy were really pleased to hear Nakina will finally be getting its’ own Doctor! Can’t even guess who was the last physician to actually LIVE THERE? and this has gotta come as great news! Doctor Tiffany Connors Desruisseaux!! and it’s kinda like ‘the prodigal daughter returns….yes….she really did! Return. Seems that Tiffany went into Pharmacy….and basically ‘just kept going from there!! Congrats to you and Brad! It seems just a few years ago….tho it was 20 or more…..at Christmas Eve Mass in the school gym and Tiffany sang Silent Night/Sante Nuit (solo) with Jean-Guy Girard (Guitar) yours truly (Organ) backing her up. It was very special. Once again, welcome home!

*Thought Of The Week…*I thought the PC’s would improve when they gave Erin O’Toole the boot. Well, Candice Bergen got the ‘interim leader’ ticket and what does she do? Welcomes/falls all over the ‘protesting truckers’ as if they’re some kind of ‘stars’,,,,,or maybe ‘financial people’. Way to go, Candy….way to go.

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The EDGE, David Baldacci

The EDGE
David Baldacci

Synopsis
Dropped by his handlers into a small coastal town in Maine to solve the murder of a CIA agent who knew America’s dirtiest secrets—can Travis Devine uncover the truth before his time runs out?

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When CIA operative Jenny Sikwell is murdered in rural Maine, government officials have immediate concerns over national security. Her laptop and phone were full of state secrets that, in the wrong hands, endanger the lives of countless operatives. In need of someone who can solve the murder quickly and retrieve the missing information, the U.S. government knows just the chameleon they can call on.
 
Ex-Army Ranger Travis Devine spent his time in the military preparing to take on any scenario, followed by his short-lived business career chasing shadows in the deepest halls of power, so his analytical mind makes him particularly well-suited for complex, high-stakes tasks. Taking down the world’s largest financial conspiracy proved his value, and in comparison, this case looks straightforward. Except small towns hold secrets and Devine finds himself an outsider again.
 
Devine must ingratiate himself with locals who have trusted each other their whole lives, and who distrust outsiders just as much. Dak, Jenny’s brother, who’s working to revitalize the town. Earl, the retired lobsterman found Jenny’s body. And Alex, Jenny’s sister with a dark past of her own. As Devine gets to know the residents of Potter, Maine, answers seem to appear and then transform into more questions. There’s a long history of secrets and those who will stop at nothing to keep them from being exposed, leaving Devine with no idea who he can trust… and who wants him dead.

Richard says
Stuart Woods
writes adult comic books; Tess Gerritsen writes books that are teen-level readers for adults; David Baldacci writes adult books, stories with plots that demand thinking. His books are intellectual puzzles with solutions tied neatly at the end.

The Edge is exactly that, a story that presents a murder puzzle with intricate and many pieces. Baldacci presents a scenic puzzle with the state of Maine the stage and a multiplicity of suspects for Travis Devine to investigate. A CIA agent is murdered in the backwaters of Maine and CIA investigator, Travis Devine, is sent to find the killer. As his investigation unfolds, he becomes the target, escaping a number of attempts on his life.

The story has a well-developed plot, descriptively well-written. There is the usual suspense, zig-zagging from calm, polished narration to suspense-filled pages that demand ever-quickening page turning. Baldacci’s The EDGE is excellent writing for adults. It has a plot that is sophisticated and enigmatic with suspects popping up like ground hogs on a western prairie. He has you guessing and wondering chapter after chapter and keeps the writing at peak calibre throughout.

A good story, engaging as a well-written ‘who done it!’

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Feb 7 –

Rotzy keeps on truckin’…ya expected otherwise??


Readers Write….
            and if you’re thinking this selection arrived from some ‘crusty, olde, SOB’….other than me….you might be right. Check ’em out: *Sorry I’m late….I didn’t want to come. **The best thing about the good, old days is that I wasn’t good, and I wasn’t old. ***I have stopped listening, so why are you talking? ****If you’re happy and you know it, it’s your meds.*****Science doesn’t care what you believe.******If you can’t laugh at yourself, let me do it. Keep ’em coming folks.

If Only….
            we’d purchased $10 or $15 thousand dollars worth of Pfizer*tm stock 10 or 15 years ago Miz. Jo and Rotzy would be ‘living the dream’ to quote a “F/N” reader….not to mention all the COVID-Vaccine we’d ever need….without the lineups! ”If only”, eh? Well obviously THAT didn’t happen….but what if Rotzy was/is THE Bob who owns ‘Bob’s Flags’ down in Pineville, North Carolina. We were customers of Bob’s for many moons, however, we were buying ‘decorative’ flags’ and banners….until we moved here to 555 Harris Place and Skyline asked/told us to ‘remove’ the 2’x3′ silk ‘Welcome’ banner (“someone complained”) covered with beautiful red poppies….so that people 3 floors down on ground level wouldn’t be killed if it worked its’ way loose and hurtled downward. But I digress….back to Bob’s Flags…..it was VERY clear Bobber did/does a LOT of business ‘North of the 49th’ by his ads and specials geared towards Canadians (note* it never occurred to Jo Ann and Rotzy when we were in Nakina to actually purchase a Cdn flag from Bob as we always had a couple….one on the pole and one of ’em still in the package…..courtesy of our Fed MP for T Bay/Superior North….Joe Comuzzi, Bruce Hyer and Patty Hajdu over a 20 year period. I’m guessing/betting not a lot of Canucks know their MP’s can do this ‘free flag thing’ for them but IF you’ve watched much of this sheer ‘IDIOCY’ that’s gone on/going on at an Alberta/USA Border Crossing point, the convergence via #401 on Ottawa and then the ‘lock’ that these ‘protesters’ now have on our capital….Canadians are loading up on red on white maple leafs from somewhere. TODAY (Sat 5th) is Toronto’s Turn….so LOOK OUT TRONNA! Anyway, after all this TV coverage and ALL those CANADA FLAGS….one hanging haphazardly off Terry Fox….if I am ‘Pineville Bob’ I ”love alla y’all Canadians”. Actually, Bob closed his retail shop about five years ago…..because the BIG MONEY is in the mailout and online bid’ness. By the bye……that pretty poppie banner we removed from our balcony here at #303?….it now adorns the Veterans Room at the Royal Cdn Legion in Nakina. Lord love a duck! I DO hope it’s FIRMLY attached to the wall, insomuch as a quick blast of -47C air could come in the front door, ripping the poppies from their moorings and wipe out a foursome (like Gary, Pauline, Ayren and Garret…. (not their real names)….digging into their All-U-Can Eat Spaghetti Dinner. So….SO….it’s 11:58 AM as I wrap up the Sat portion of this week’s column. It says here and now that the Toronto protesters/flag wavers/rioters are sure to ‘out-doo’ the Bytown Bunch from last weekend tho I know not whose graves they might choose to dance on? Also, it wasn’t until I heard the newscast on CBC at 6:00AM THIS morning….Sun the 5th….that I learned of Confederate and Nazi flags being proudly flown in Ottawa last w/end….yet I feel fully confident Hogtown will emerge with something even more revolting than that, altho organizers….’organizers’??!!….in the Capital are expecting thousands more for Week II. They better watch out because ‘Fluffy’ Trudeau is coming on more like Tuffy Trudea these days…..s–t! Tuffy! It even sounds better, you think??

Excuse Me….
            but Rotzy’s gonna ‘call a Tyme Out’. T/O One at this point….Sun 6th 7:30AM. I want/need a ‘puff’, so down to Edna The SUV/my ‘smoking room’ I go….-12C, shorts are the order of the day….’warming’ to -2C. Well, in a way I just wasted a ‘timeout’….other than enjoying my 2nd ‘puff du jour’, I learned diddly-squat about the Hogtown hooligans, instead, ’twas a bi-lingual near-riot in Quebec City, which is doing NOTHING to welcome ‘Winter Carnival’ goers, leaving it all up to the always smiling ‘Monsieur BonHomme’. I did pick up on part of an interesting interview….now this was on CBC Radio-English/Anglais 89.1FM, with no translaters, so Rotzy kicked it into my ‘je parle Francais mode’ and waited for the CBC guy to speak with the crowd…..then some guy was shouting into the microphone (to be heard above the yelling/screaming throng) “I avn’t ad diss much phunn since we taked to da streets for da Maurice Richard riot in ninedeen fiffy siss!! Then he screamed ”Vive la Quebec! Or was it le Quebec? No matter, as I pictured him waving the Fleur de Lis. Maudit. Next stop, the blocking of the Alberta border crossing. Still. With MORE trucks now involved. ”C’mon man….what about Ottawa”??!! you ask. Well, there has been mark-ed increase in ‘protestors’ (that seems to be their preference) hence, who better to axe than The Chief Of Police? He replied ”it’s worse than ever”! then dealt with increase in numbers of participants, increase in all their ‘unlawful activities’ and closing with Ottawans troubled that virtually NONE of these low-lifes are getting the boot and/or having their rigs towed…..home…..at owner’s cost. This SEIGE is nearing TWO WEEKS in duration. The Chief is ‘stumped’. (*it says here, how about you get a machete, get a couple dozen ‘worst offenders’, do some flattening of all ten tyres on ten Kenworths and yank off all their air horns….really have at them! Imagine. Better than ”I don’t know what to do”!!!

2nd Time Out….
            Right now please Mr. Referee! Enough of this s–t, right here and now….tyme out because it’s tyme for a smile or three, and Rotzy came up with some good stuff on CBC Radio yesterday…..Sat, just before and just after NOON, they have the CBC ‘Because News’ with Gavin Lawson….with three or four Comedians….stand-ups and Canadians to boot! Imagine. They’re funny as the get-go and anybody is a target! (*see below)

3rd Tyme Out
            Sunday 11:17AM….*UPDATE* CBC 89.1 FM…. 11:00AM News….a BIG turnout of (mostly) horn honkers in Tronna yesterday. Organizers (somebody say ”organizers”???) promise more of the same today. More ‘smoke bombers today? There was ONE yesterday but an arrest was made! (*hope the Ottawa Police Chief was listening to CBC*)

CBC Radio Laffs (*see above)
            Sorry, but I forget the name of the Host on the other comedy show, The Debaters. He introduces a certain topic, then 3 ‘contestants’ with a funny lead-in, and with ‘short notice’ they each do their bit on the subject. Then they do the ‘Bare Knuckle Round. Yesterday The Because News nearly put me in the ditch whilst driving Edna The SUV south on Park Rd. N. The ‘News Item’….a new Bill was ‘Mandated’ (the word/term that’s wreaking havoc in Canada, coast to coast to coast) and this one passed almost unanimously, was given Royal Assent same day! The Bill was issued by and it was/is ”To legalize Porcupines as Household Pets In Canada.” Hear, Hear, Hear!!! LOL/LOL and too “F/N” funny! The other laff was on Because News and somebody did some great lyrics on a ‘new song’…..”You ‘Needled’ Me”….a ‘cover version’ of Anne Murray’s big hit “You Needed Me”. You want a laff? Good stuff on The Corps Saturdays.

*Thought Of The Day…Everyone was thinking it, I just said it.

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ECHO BURNING, Lee Child

One would never expect such suspenseful action to take place in “no where,” Texas but Lee Child writes another enjoyable read set in the heart of no -where Texas.

Synopsis

Hitching rides is an unbelievable mode of transport. In temperatures of over 100°, you’re lucky if a driver will open the door of his air-conditioned car long enough to let you slide in. That’s Jack reacher‘s conclusion. He’s adrift in the fearsome heat of a Texas summer, and he needs to keep moving through the wide-open vastness, like a shark in the water. The last thing he’s worried about is exactly who picks him up. He never expected it to be somebody like Carmen. She’s alone, driving a Cadillac. She’s beautiful, young and rich. She has a little girl who is being watched by unseen observers. And a husband who is in jail. Who will beat her senseless when he comes out. If he doesn’t kill her first. Reacher is no stranger to trouble. And Carmen‘s remote ranch in Echo County there is plenty of it: lies and prejudice, hatred and murder. Richer can never resist a lady in distress. Her family is hostile. The cops can’t be trusted. The lawyers won’t help. If Reacher can’t set things straight who can?

Richard says

A reader can count on a good read from Lee Child without fail. Echo Burning delivers what is expected.

The story behind and develops as many reader would expect. Reacher is picked up a he hitchhikes in the Texas Sahara. His rise is an attractive woman with an incredible story of abuse and cruelty. Reacher can’t resist taking on the role as Knight to the rescue.

As the story unfolds, the integrity and veracity of his chauffeur begin to have believability problems. Her story has many holes and all the authorities and professionals involved seem to have justifiable scepticism, except Reacher. He cannot shake the nagging feed fling there is truth behind her questionable claims,

Reacher is proven right when a conspiracy and corruption are discovered. A shootout in the Texas dessert is suspenseful. More shooting and killing and then the need to save the life of a very young girl takes the story in an hard to believe way.

Reacher uses all his skills, those learned in the military, those honed in his investigative work, and those which are sitting deep down in his psyche, hunches, guesses, and but feeling. A treasure trove of successfull weaponry in his arsenal.

The last word

Exciting and entertaining, Child delivers. The best part is the very simple clue that can help Reacher unravel answers more quickly. Reacher missed it. Many readers will too. Read the book and see if you can solve the clue offered by Child. HINT: it is a logical play on words

A good read.

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The corporate GIANTS of the world

A great video clip revealing the
GIANTS are in the corporative world:

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JAN 31 – It’s Saturday 5:12AM….

Rotzy rants about the truckers’ convoy and the related repercussions…justifiable commentary with which we fully agree….way to go Rotz’…and you do have the right to express your opinion!


It’s Saturday 5:12AM….
 ….as I get started on this week’s column, but before I get into what is probably….no, no, no….I’m saying ‘surely’, NOT ‘probably’….gonna be a major “F/N” rant’, I wanna give a ‘F/N” shout-out to The Little Brown Cow, which Miz. Jo ‘discovered’ on Facebook*tm on Thurs. Ho-LEE! They’re out on the Cockshutt Rd, just before the cut-off to the Rez, between what used to be John’s Shell and Hewitt’s White Rose, the latter being a good spot for ice cream on the way to Dover, and corn on the cob. The LBC didn’t exist in those days, but now the large, plain-looking, red plywood barn structure would be pretty hard to miss. They’ve been there almost ten years….always BIG on corn (COTC) and strawberries but yours truly doubts that ANYTHING from The Cda Food Guide isn’t up for grabs inside with a friendly staff (co-owners) willing to help you locate stuff as well as offering suggestions/preparation tips. So….SO….as the readership knows, Fridays are ‘no meal-fixing/order in/takeout day’, hence we were onto The Little Brown Cow like a hen on a June bug! and went with a ‘Sow Cow’ (which can be an appetizer or entree, depending on who’s slicing it), cooked Savoy cabbage and some sourdough bread. MMmm! Plus we also picked up some other stuff, including two Beef Wellington (individuals) for ‘headliners Sun evening! It’s a wonderful spot for ‘browsing’ as well and Rotzy spotted a rusty, olde farm tractor sitting there on our way out….”a Cockshutt” the lady called to us….”a 1946”! I replied “in that case, my Dad built it”! And I suppose there’s a chance he actually did have a hand in it .

We’ve Had To Make Some Changes….
….here at “F/N”HQ in regard to handing out D.O.T.W. (Dink Of The Week) Awards. Recent actions/reactions/non-reactions/over-reactions to any and all things COVID have forced “From Nakina” to make some changes to help cope with larger numbers. Of dinks. Having revealed that, we’re presenting the very first “F/N” Distinguished D.O.T.W. ‘Corporate Division’ Award to….’SPOTIFY’!! I know not much about them/it, but I’m aware they’re big, have a lot of money and somehow ‘provide music/entertainment to the masses’. But not Neil Young’s music anymore. The 78-yr olde Canadian ordered Spotify to remove ALL his songs from their play list….he’s Pro-Vaccine and Spotify’s not. This cost Neil a LOT of cash (in royalties) but he feels VERY firmly towards vaccine, masques and cetera. Thumbs up for Neil Young….and poop, s–t on Spotify. Then, Rotzy heard on Sat CBC 6:00AM News that Neil’s LONG-tyme friend/fellow entertainer/confidante Joni Mitchell tells Spotify she’s had it with them too….so a “F/N” Hip-Hip Hurrah for Canada’s queen of Folk Music. As to your average/normal/everyday/run-of-the-mill Dink, they have popped up everywhere, especially along highways Like #401. And particularly at #401 overpasses. Some made-at-home signs….like the D.O.T.W.’s from 4-5 weeks ago Sat afternoons over at the Lynden Mall. And FLAGS!! Alas….this new batch of Dinks has gone ‘Flag Crazy’….I even spotted a T.O. Argos banner….but none more popular than the red on white Maple Leaf. ”But why”??!! you ask. ”What’s the big all-of-a-sudden deal on patriotism”?? Well it says here that somebody said ”We’ve got to “TAKE BACK CANADA”. Another somebody repeated ”We’ve got to TAKE BACK CANADA”. Then dont’cha know they play ”Monkey See Monkey Do”. And to some people’s minds it’s a miracle….like a f***ing revelation! Like the first tyme you heard or read ‘Shit Happens’ on a t-shirt. Or Bobby McFerrin sing ”Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” And now we’ve got patriotism running wild all over the place. The roads, the rural concessions, the streets in the towns and cities, to the streets of Bytown (Ottawa), via #401 and it’s many overpasses. (*STOP right there*) This section of Highway #401 is known as The Highway Of Heroes! Referred to by many as ‘sacred ground’. Yet here are these people using it for their ’cause’….and I use the term ’cause’ frivolously/with tongue in cheek….are going the wrong direction….and they are NOT heroes. By a long shot. In fact, what happens if things ‘go poorly for them’ in Ottawa at The House Of Commons….as some people envision, some predict and others pray won’t happen. We’re talking about January 6th 2021 in Washington, DC. when a mob of self-acclaimed patriotic people attacked Capital Hill. When the dust settled….in truth it still hasn’t settled….the very foundation of democracy was damaged. Permanently.

”The Freedom Convoy”…..
…..rolled into Ottawa….Miz. Jo’s i-pod update as of Sat 11:00AM! Does that mean that soon they (the convoy people) will soon ”Take Back Canada”??!! But how?? Take it back from where?? Take it back from who?? C’mon….somebody’s gotta know! Can’t find the P/M? Fluffy is doing the CYA thing on a 5-day COVID sabbatical but he’ll not talk to a bunch of truck drivers anyway….he doesn’t like confrontations. Plus, he’s already scared s–tless at what Putin might do. Jeez. ”Take Back Canada”, eh? Well…..it’s now Sat 11:46AM and Miz.Jo has CTV on ‘LIVE’ in our nation’s capital….so it appears that whilst somebody(?) decided to ‘take Canada’, thankfully, Ottawa is still there! And (*as of Monday Ayem) they’ve had more than they can handle of all these loud, rude, noisy, illegally parked people…..a growing number of whom are nothing but filthy pigs!

Sunday 6:20AM….
….We made it through The Protest-Day One….Day Two has dawned sunny and still cold, yet Rotzy doesn’t know if the protesters were able to TAKE BACK CANADA or whoever it was that ‘took it’ initially still ‘has it’? Rotzy watched CTV coverage alongside Miz. Jo for what seemed like a “F/N” eternity…..Whoa! ‘4-5 hours of BBT….Booringly Bad Television’. ONE thing was/is clear….*the protesting truck drivers VEHICLES (Kenworths/Peterbuilts/Macs) are being USED as the VEHICLE by ALL the other groups protesting everything under the sun! Everything BUT ‘mandated vaccine’. Sorry guys and gals…..really, I am….hell, I worked in trucking for years, all different aspects, but your fate in this ‘protesting business’ reminds me of a George Carlin quote from some years back….”Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”. (*can I get an ‘Amen’ to that, please!!??) And, while we’re on the subject….here are the only three things you managed on Day One….OK? 1/ A protester threw a can of beer at a young CTV reporter, just missing the guy’s pumpkin by about 6 inches!! (a sign behind the announcer read ”Mainstream Media…Propagandists! 2/There were/are those among Your numbers who think it’s fine and maybe even funny to do an impromptu dance atop the Tomb Of Canada’s Unknown Soldier. At a vaccine protest. Pathetic behaviour. 3/ Defacing that wonderful Terry Fox statue situated on the Parliamentary grounds. I would NOT want to be the perp(s) involved in this ‘no respect/thoughtless situation’ and be caught by the Mayor of Port Coquitlam, BC….Fox’s hometown….because I’m quite sure the perps would be meeting their maker shortly thereafter!

*Thought of The Day…I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed.

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Celebrate WOMEN

March is Women’s Month.

You are invited to help us honour and celebrate all women this month.

Write about a woman you admire
Write a short snippet, 50-150 words, about a woman you admire and believe is deserving of recognition and honour, about any woman, your choice, someone in your family circle, someone you admire, a celebrity, a writer, a politician, even your mother. Send your piece along with a photo/image if you have one to zippyonego@gmail.com.

Your piece will be added to our honourees list and will be posted on the BOOKz, COOKz, NOOKz website this month giving these women the recognition and honour they deserve.

Send your text writeup to Richard at zippyonego@gmail.com.

On behalf of all the women who deserve recognition and honour for their contributions to each of us, to our society and to our families…thank you.

Best,
Richard

zippyonego@gmail.com

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Q6 ANSWERED by Stephen K. – What advice can you give to newbie screenwriters?

I am a newbie screenwriter. What advice would you give me?

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EMMA GIRARDI

Emma Girardi

Wife, mother, Renaissance woman…

Emma came to Canada from Italy in the 1950s where she and her husband, Aldo, raised two children. Though not a well-educated woman, Emma was a woman with boundless intellectual curiosity. 

She dedicated herself to learning all she could about her new country and instilled its values in among the many others she taught her children.

Though not an extensively educated woman, Emma kept up with all the news of her new homeland. She even read English newspapers, a challenge for an immigrant with limited education.

Emma worked for many years in the garment district of Spadina and Bathurst, a work-life that spilled into her home where she tailor-made apparel for her entire family for years. Not surprisingly, her boundless curiosity and talents extended to her kitchen where she not only proved to be a highly skilled cook, outstanding baker but also demonstrated skills at developing original recipes still used by her children today.

Besides being a family woman, Emma was a woman of amazing social skills interacting with neighbours near and far, developing a surprising number of life-long friends with whom she maintained firm contact her entire life. Even more surprising, though her language skills were limited to accented English and fluent Italian, she developed bonds of friendship across all nationalities. It was a lesson about socialization skills to watch her converse with Chinese, Filipino and German neighbours as if she were speaking their own languages.

“Madre” as almost everyone called her, was a jewel, a treasure of a woman who brought joy to every person with whom she had contact. Her curiosity about life never stopped; her enjoyment of people was beyond limit; her thirst for knowledge and new skills was never-ending. 

Emma will always be a woman to celebrate!

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Jan 21 – COVID and cranky curmudgeons, all of us

COVID is making many us cranky codgers..but lovable ones still.


Hold The Fones Folks….
            we have a weiner….ooops….I meant WINNER….of the semi-prestigious “F/N” D.O.T.W. (Dink Of The Week) Award. I mean, it was a ‘no contest’….’landslide win’….’blew the competition away’….’they didn’t stand a chance’ kind of win. ‘Easy as pie’ quipped one of the “F/N” judges….’piece of cake’ whispered another….adding ‘very deserving honours’ as well. Of course I’m talking about Novak Djokovic, the #1 Seed in Men’s Tennis….The Pride of Serbia (*see below)….not to mention the defending Australian Open Champ, hence that’s why he’s ‘down under. To play tennis. But he can’t stay. Or play, for that matter. Because HE’S NOT VACCINATED! And you can’t go to Australia if you’re not vaccinated. Not to play tennis, go surfing, look for kangaroos or koala bears. So, after ‘winning’ one court appeal Novak finds himself returned to ‘immigration detention’ which is a **star or *** star hotel and his mommy is saying her boy is NOT enjoying the food he’s being served….also likely in the **star and ***star range….and how unfair the whole thing is. Added to Immigration Australia’s problems….apparently the tennis star made a considerable donation to Aussie wildfire victims a year ago. Good. Thanks. But that had/has nothing to do with tennis. He has knowingly broken Immigration/Tournament rules and laws…..tyme to go home and say Hi to your adoring Serbian fans (*see above). By the bye, it’s been many moons since Pro Tennis has produced a D.O.T.W., altho hot-headed American John McEnroe captured the honour more than a couple of tymes….then olde-tymer Bobby Riggs grabbed the crown in his much-ballyho’d match vs Billie-Jean King. Now they have a guy who thinks he’s bigger than the game. He’s not. **Update**….Sunday 6:00AM….No ‘cave-in’ by Immigration Officials….Novak is headed home.

Readers Write
            A mix of them today….even some that are non-COVID-related…..and the longer this coronavirus s–t continues, the harder they become to find, but check these out: *A young woman in a Tennessee Courtroom, accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars! The judge asked ”First Offender”? She replied “No. First a Gibson, second a Fender”. **Only in Math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks you ‘what in the hell is wrong with you’!? ***Have you ever looked at someone and thought ‘that person needs some ‘slap therapy’! ****Ships don’t sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets inside of them. Moral of the story; don’t let what is happening around you get inside of you and weigh you down. *****How am I doing? Well……I just wiped down the Javex*tm Bleach container with a Lysol*tm wipe. I’m fine…..everything’s fine.

Running Here/Running There….
            just trying to stay healthy….makes for a busy week. Miz. Jo picked up her NEW glasses last Mon at the Optometrist….the ones to get rid of her ‘double vision’ (yes they work fine, they look great, methinks they even make her look more intelligent); Tues…..Rotzy to the VON at 7:20AM for my (now weekly ongoing leg care, then to ‘Feet First’ (diabetic-related) for 8:30 in the olde McCutcheon Bakery for my quarterly going over, I got ‘the works’ this tyme; then at 1:00PM Miz Jo and yours truly gladly rolled up our sleeves for our 3rd COVID-19 Booster Shots in the Brant County Health Unit at Henry St. and the WGP; plus two sessions at Stand And Tan*tm (interestingly, Rotzy’s been tanning for over thirty years to control my psoriasis and a session costs me about half of what it was way back then); plus two….no….three trips to C. Cross Pharmacy for prescriptions; all this in the name of good health. Anyway, later on Tues aft I ran into my neighbour/’northern pal’ Thunder Bay (not his real name) on the elevator….he’s OBVIOUSLY a non-vaccer but he knew not where yours truly stood/stands….and he’s REALLY on a rant ‘n roll this tyme about Canada’s forthcoming Civil War when the premier of Quebec slaps a tax on the anti-vaccers….it isn’t gonna be pretty……and what’ll Ford do. I said ”S–t Ron (not his real name), ”Miz Jo and I should be OK ’cause we just got our #3 Booster an hour ago!…..but if there’s gonna be any close-up/in-your-face battles, you MAY wanna roll up your sleeve. Hey! it doesn’t hurt at all!….you hardly feel a thing! Plus you get a Tootsie Roll Pop*tm if you don’t cry”. But you’d rather not. So what does he offer up in reply?….a cough. A ‘far cough’….even tho we were standing two metres apart in Elevator #1!! I expect that Non-Vac Ron will be boycotting masques sooner than later, and meanwhile I guess I may enlist for the upcoming Canadian Civil War after deciding what side I’ll be on. Stay tuned.

Outta Touch Or What??!!
            Sports of all sorts have taken a serious drubbing for the last two years….from girls Bantam house-league minor hockey to the NHL and everything in between….with each and every sport imaginable…..some teams and leagues fading away completely. And along with it/them, maybe to the back-burner, perhaps right off the stove, went Rotzy’s love of most sports and a keen interest in/knowledge of them to boot. Well, as COVID’s grip expanded and spread, yours truly’s interest waned (did I just say ‘waned’?) and my knowledge followed it just like so much dried up tumbleweed! The ‘wake up calls’ came last weekend during a round up of scores and games on TSN. TWO items jumped at me….1/ When did Seattle get an NHL team?? Yes, I’m serious! And what the hell is their nickname?? and 2/ When did the NFL’s Raiders start calling Las Vegas home?!? Please don’t say ‘five years ago. Since their AFL days they’ve spent tyme in Oakland, near Oakland, somewhere around Los Angeles and cetera….but in Sin City!!?? I double-checked all this ‘new-to-me’ stuff with Tyson The Cart Guy (not his real name) at Zehr’s Market but I can’t remember Seattle’s NHL name as it made no sense. By the bye, I don’t like the Major League Baseball Mariners and can’t stand the NFL Seahawks, their stadium, their fans or their ‘Bob Rea lookalike’ Head Coach. Just thinking, this might be something to clear up by/with/for some of my fellow Brantford Guy Group (BGG) presidents help me out of the Grey Cup-type fog that’s settled on my pumpkin, however methinks it’s going to be a spell until our group re-convenes one of these Fridays at The Navy Club. Anyway….will some reader help me out with the two teams in question….save Rotzy from Googling*tm.

I Read A Book….
            called The Fall Of The House Of Windsor ten or so years ago, written by a ‘very proper English gentleman’ about the severe problems (internal and external) facing Queen Elizabeth and the entire British Monarchy. (the book was published BEFORE Diana’s tragic death, but her marriage had completely blown up) My Mom was a BIG Monarchist, you know, the Pomp and Pagentry of even everyday life at Buckingham Palace, as I think most Canadians of that age bracket were. I can go for that, but Rotzy also sees it as a Big Company with a LOT of money and a CEO. Named Elizabeth of course. Well I expect we all know E/R II is approaching her Platinum Jubilee….in 2023 it’ll be 70 Years under her rule….and it seems she’s gonna do a clean ‘sweeping of Buckingham’, especially the bedrooms. Grandson Harry and his Missus are long gone, but there is other stuff young’uns need to look after Then she unloaded on her own kid….Dandy Andy….and for starters Andrew isn’t a prince anymore….and 3 (or is it 4?) military units of considerable size/importance aren’t under Andy’s command/watch anymore, so turn in your Sword, Medals and Epaulets because your Mother knows best. And make those ‘sexual harrassment’ charges….from 25 years ago??!!….go away. Then I gotta tell Charles he and The Hound aren’t getting the crown, but it’ll still be God Save The King because it’s going to his son Will and Kate, Long live The Monarchy.

*Thought Of The Day…There’s nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice and with a celery stalk. Absolut (ly)

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Toronto Star short story CONTEST

Hi WAGGERS,

This could be a worthwhile opportunity and there is no entry fee.


You should be aware of this opportunity: Toronto Star Short Story Contest

The deadline is March 1st.

There are a number of prizes.

Good luck.

 

 

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Q5a ANSWERED – Here is one answer to Q5. More answers may be forthcoming soon.

OVERLOADED WITH INFORMATION

Writers, like others, are bombarded with information: emails, blog messages, greeting messages, notifications, news bits, news articles, updates, computer notifications. The bombarding never stops. It’s “information overload,” and it feels like it is killing us. The overload anxiety just builds and builds until….???? One just shuts everything off, one goes into the kitchen and slices something to pieces or one goes to their workshop and hammers something to bits!!!

Stop! There is a solution, well, not a solution as such, but a way to deal with stress of the “information overload.”

Dr. Andrea Wilkinson, a Ph.D. in psychology, proposes you try a different game plan for dealing with the issue. Her plan:

Roadmap: map out your day’s goals at breakfast
At breakfast, before touching your email, map out the priorities you want to deal with for today but be realistic. You can’t build a boat by noon but you can buy a magazine about boot building. Write down the items you think you can do in the day.

Leave the email for later
Email will drag you down, destroy your productivity and escalate your anxiety level because you are working someone else’s agenda, not your own. Resentment will build, stress level will rise. So don’t touch that email dial.

Try it for a week
Try the “Dr. Andrea’s roadmap plan” for a week. You might want to consider a free evaluation session with Dr. Andrea (to book, visit https://www.brainshape.ca/call). Then, evaluate the roadmap as to its impact on your anxiety and information overload stress.

Everybody is different so everyone’s roadmap will be different too. Also, a person’s roadmap will change based on choices, family, friends, goals and needs. Couple flexibility with reality when drawing up your game plan. More importantly, review and evaluate its impact and efficacy for you. Modify and adjust and try the new roadmap. Eventually, you will learn what works best for you and you can then wave goodbye to uncontrolled anxiety and stress.

Suggested tools for your toolbox

  • An electronic device: phone, computer
  • A notebook for daily logs and reviewing

Some computer apps worth considering:

  • Word
  • Excel
  • Sheet of paper to illustrate your priorities

Richard emphasizes that the ‘roadmap process for dealing with overload’ should be viewed as having detours and deviations based on individuals families, network and life. The process is not immutable, etched in stone but is subjective, dynamic and personal. Therefore, consider it very modifiable and be ready to change it…tomorrow.

However, what is not modifiable is doing the evaluation. Does it work for you? Is it impacting on your productivity and stress level? If the impact is positive, our work is done. If the impact is negative, you might want to consider a free evaluation session with Dr. Andrea.

You can affect your stress level.

Contributed by Richard S.

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Q5 ASKED – What are some of the challenges you faced as a writer, and how did you overcome them?

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Q4 ANSWERED – How can I do self-marketing and self-promotion as a new writer?

How can I do self-marketing and self-promotion as a new writer?


This is a challenging question because as a writer, you devote time, energy and focus to your craft. Unfortunately, to sell your work, you must somehow market and promote your material. Many writers either do not make the time for this energy- and time-demanding work. The writers with deeper pockets buy the services of publishing companies.

New writers disadvantaged
New writers are disadvantaged from the outset. Nobody knows them, they have no published persona, they aren’t on any bookstore shelves and likely not in any library. For these authors living in Canada, a double whammy: not known and not promoted by anyone in the industry. Read what the founder of Diaspora Dialogues writes about the disadvantages facing authors who are about to publish.

Don’t judge a book by its coverage

HELEN WALSH
CONTRIBUTOR

Recently, I listened to my first episode of “Agent Provocateur,” a publishing industry podcast. The topic? Celebrity book clubs. The consensus: they’re the antichrist, feeding pablum to intellectually lazy readers, a.k.a. “entertainment consumers,” who read popular books for fear of missing out.

The famed Japanese writer Haruki Murakami once said: “If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.”

I don’t disagree. My work running Diaspora Dialogues is devoted to mentoring emerging writers across a wide variety of cultural backgrounds, genres and writing styles. The mentorships are free-of-charge, and specifically designed to be accessible to young, emerging, newcomer and low-income writers. Participants often write challenging, compelling stories involving race, gender, and migration.

The podcast used the Murakami quote in a different context: to disparage book clubs (along with book bloggers, social media influencers, and makers of book lists) as being not good for literature.

I think literature can take care of itself. What concerns me are opportunities for writers, in particular debut and unknown writers, who are disadvantaged at every step of the publishing process. And that entrenched Canadian attitude against anything populist or commercial doesn’t help.

There are myriad big challenges facing publishing, all of which have a knock-on effect for authors. Ongoing consolidation of the multinational publishers narrows potential markets. Canadian-owned presses, quaintly referred to as the “in-dies,” face issues of scale, access to capital and inadequate government support on the global arena.

Of course, there are also COVID-related challenges — and more recently, supply chain issues that will affect the availability of books well into 2022.

As the podcast noted, influencers and book clubbers have real power now, part of the disintermediation of traditional gatekeepers and lipo-suctioned book review sections. Whether you see that as a positive or the end of civilization depends on how much you benefited from how things used to be. And that’s informed by how well-known you are, the extent of your network, and how rich your publisher is.

Blogging, newsletters and social media posting are essential to raising awareness for books in ever-busier publishing seasons. Many writers don’t want to invest their time that way. But the upside is building community and readership, versus a lottery chance of being reviewed in a major publication or being showcased in the window at Indigo.

Let’s face it: many facets of this mom-and-apple-pie industry are monetized. Prominent placement on bookstore display tables. Inclusion in holiday gift-buying guides. Some reviews. All buzz is created, and publishers with sizable publicity staff and higher ad budgets have an advantage.

Books are a popularity contest, and not just by celebrity book clubs. Publisher sales teams, booksellers and the media are powerful gatekeepers, who can make or break a book from a new or unknown author. They are influenced by books showcased in industry trades (often American) and book fairs that happen months before publication. Too often these gatekeepers make conservative choices, trending towards the proven bet.

It’s easy to understand why. As readers, we all eagerly anticipate books by authors we love. We gravitate toward sequels and series. But what that human instinct translates to on the industry side is disproportionate attention paid to books published by multinational publishers and to established authors.

Imagine a world where bookstores (and media) actively promoted lesser-known authors. Where festivals always matched high-profile writers in events with those starting out. Where Heather Reisman used her considerable power by picking titles by debut or small-press authors for the “Heather’s Pick” program.

In Indigo’s quest to differentiate itself from Canada’s biggest bookseller (Amazon) and leverage its homegrown brand identity, it could make being a bold talent spotter of new voices a priority and a hallmark of its marketing strategy.

And while we’re at it, let’s revamp our bestseller lists to include eBooks, audiobooks and books sold globally (where the foreign rights are held by a Canadian publisher), none of which are currently captured. Those lists influence book buying and book reviewing and should be more accurate.

I read hundreds of submissions a year from emerging writers. They don’t feel constrained by old arguments about literary versus commercial, or the value of a newspaper versus Instagram review. Let’s meet that bold energy with a more level playing field and an expansive view of what’s possible.

Authors who offer up new worlds, new perspectives and new writing styles are those we should hear more from, not less. If you only read the books that everyone else is reading…

HELEN WALSH IS THE FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF DIASPORA DIALOGUES, CANADA’S PREMIER LITERARY MENTORING ORGANIZATION. SHE LIVES IN TORONTO.

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Drivin’ in the USA…gas up even if you have no ZIP CODE

Vacationing in the USA by car? Don’t be stumped when refueling requres a ZIP CODE.

You live in Canada and POSTAL CODES do not work with these gas pumps.

But there is an easy “work around” for the credit card ZIP CODE request… Continue reading

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EDUCATED, Tara Westover

Educated
Tara Westover

Synopsis
Tara Westover was 17 the first time she set foot in a classroom. Born to survivalists in the mountains of Idaho, she prepared for the end of the world by stockpiling home-canned peaches and sleeping with her “head-for-the-hills bag”. In the summer she stewed herbs for her mother, a midwife and healer, and in the winter she salvaged in her father’s junkyard.

Her father forbade hospitals, so Tara never saw a doctor or nurse. Gashes and concussions, even burns from explosions, were all treated at home with herbalism. The family was so isolated from mainstream society that there was no one to ensure the children received an education and no one to intervene when one of Tara’s older brothers became violent.

Then, lacking any formal education, Tara began to educate herself. She taught herself enough mathematics and grammar to be admitted to Brigham Young University, where she studied history, learning for the first time about important world events like the Holocaust and the civil rights movement. Her quest for knowledge transformed her, taking her over oceans and across continents, to Harvard and to Cambridge. Only then would she wonder if she’d travelled too far if there was still a way home.

Educated is an account of the struggle for self-invention. It is a tale of fierce family loyalty and of the grief that comes with severing the closest of ties. With the acute insight that distinguishes all great writers, Westover has crafted a universal coming-of-age story that gets to the heart of what an education is and what it offers: the perspective to see one’s life through new eyes and the will to change it.

Richard’s comments
Very soon after the opening pages, a reader will become captivated by this story, a memoir of a girl raised in a rural setting. With no formal school education, Tara Westover proves herself to be a courageous, self-minded and courageous young woman whose life is challenged by a large family of diverse mentalities and indoctrination.

Westover’s memoir recalls many events and incidents which culminate in her becoming very well educated. The road to this ultimate education has incredible challenges and struggles which would likely defeat a less courageous individual.

An emotional roller coaster ride
The well written and comprehensive narrative pulls through a gamut of emotions. Every reader will enthusiastically cheer the author writing about how she has survived another violent or life-threatening incident. Readers will be surprised how they become angry and want to become aggressive supporters hoping to save the author when she describes her emotional battles with her extremely religious father.

Tara, the author, is raised by strict Mormons, in a family that labels females wearing short-sleeved blouses as ‘whorish.’ Socialization with peers of her age is beyond the realm of reality. Education in a public school anathema to the indoctrinated thinking of the family. What this young woman endures to become educated is incredible.

The descriptive narrative will captivate a reader, plunging them into an emotional vortex of anger and fury.

The most appropriate phrases that come to mind when one reads this book are:

“the mind of a social misfit living within a family of complete misfits;”
“insanity journaling about insanity;”
“the line between genius and insanity is razor blade thing;”
“religious fanaticism beyond description;” and
“incredible courage and determination in an environment unbelievable cruelty.

A reader will be amazed and shocked by the life lived by Mormons. Westover does not proselytize nor promote the Mormon religion but displays a world that likely would be an unacceptable way of life to many people. Yet, she tries to make it clear to her readers that this was family life for her, not a life to be rejected. She may have found many aspects of her family life as objectionable but family trumped everything else, violence, aggression, brutality even life-threatening incidents.

The emotional roller coaster on which readers ride never stops. Readers will anxiously hope she gets accepted into academic studies to which she applies, never believing she may have a chance of entering that world. The family is so poor, every opportunity for advancing herself became a mindboggling challenge for the young woman.

Every member of her family elicits different emotions from the reader.

Her mother is dedicated to homeotherapy, the development of homemade concoctions to treat all manners of illness and a broad range of maladies from headaches and burns to fractures and flesh wounds which should only be treated in hospitals. Besides being a home cure apothecary, her mother also was a highly reputed midwife in the rural mountain area in which the family lived in Idaho.

Her father, likely mentally ill, possibly a schizophrenic, at the very least suffering from a bipolar condition, was another constant danger to the young woman when he employed her in the family business of junkyard salvaging.

Even one of her brothers was a violent danger not just to her but to others in the family or family members by marriage.

Westover’s book is a tribute to the indomitable spirit of human determination, courage and perseverance. Her story is a polished narrative that will engage and entertain every reader. Her story is one of courage and resolve much like that of another American, Temple Grandin who dealt with her autism with amazing success.

Tara Westover writes a compelling story, a story where a young woman overcomes insurmountable obstacles to achieve incredible academic success and to live a fulfilling life.

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4 SUGGESTIONS TO REDUCE RISK OF SLIPS AND FALLS THIS WINTER

Winter is here, which means the snow is falling and the ground is icy as temperatures fluctuate. This can pose a challenge for older adults as surfaces such as walkways, steps, driveways, and sidewalks become extra slippery which can increase the risk of falling. Falls are the number one reason for injury-related hospitalizations for older adults. In Canada, 1.6 million seniors fall each year, and more than half of those falls result in serious injuries. 

Below are a few fall prevention strategies to help keep you steady on your feet this winter and beyond.


1. Don’t be afraid to ask for help

If the thought of shovelling your walkway or driveway is daunting, consider asking a friend, family member or neighbour to help you clear snow and salt surfaces. If that’s not possible, consider hiring a paid service for support. Minimizing your risk of falling will prevent injury and ensure you don’t end up in the hospital unnecessarily.

2. Check your footwear and your foot health

Be it issues with your shoes or feet, being mindful of your foot health is important for preventing falls. Podiatry care, specifically multicomponent care (e.g., podiatrist care with advice, information, exercises, and footwear and/or orthotics) and multifaceted care (e.g., risk assessment by a diverse team of professionals and a referral to a podiatrist) may reduce falls in older adults.

3. Work on your balance and build strength

Exercise programs that promote better balance and build strength can also help you stay steady on your feet. Try doing a Yoga or Pilates class from home to help with core strength. Many instructional classes are available online and through apps and can guide you safely through a practice in the comfort of your own home.

4. Minimize hazards

Are there hazards in and around your home such as poor nighttime lighting or steps without a handrail? You can reduce your risk of falling by minimizing these hazards, creating a safer overall environment. Take notice of areas that might pose a challenge and consider what additions could make an improvement. Ask a family, friend, or caregiver how they could help make any changes that need to be made or assist with finding a professional to get the job done.

For older adults living alone, it is important to ask for help when you need it, especially when it comes to things like shovelling snow. Taking a ground-up approach to your foot health and ensuring you have the proper footwear for the conditions is also important in preventing slips and falls. Improving your strength and balance through exercise and minimizing hazards in and around your home are also tools in your prevention toolkit.

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Jan 10 – Old people prefer the old ways, even the not so old

Old people prefer the old routines, the old procedures, the old methods of doing things. Throw new ones at them and they get confused and lost. So Rotzy claims and he’s not that old.


“What The Heck….
            is goin’ on here, Toad”?! I said (to myself), or something like that, after clicking onto ‘Compose’ to start on this week’s column….but the image on the screen was ‘different from usual’ in a big way….then I followed up with “Don’t sweat it Bub, you figured out how to ‘handle’ the ‘new look/format’ Inbox and cetera without a melt-down/breakdown…. and ‘compose’ is/should be ‘the same s–t, different shovel’. “Oh yeah”?….well this IS different….REALLY different and a totally new layout in fact. Now we both know how olde people hate any changes in routine….right?”. “Never mind, just give it a go…..you’ll be fine”. OK, OK, OK, OK….this is the heck of me, nonetheless Rotzy’s ‘giving it a go’….wish me luck.

Been A Long Tyme (*see below)
            Wheelchair Bob and the Missus were here for a visit last Fri. and at one point Bob was flashing Rotzy a ‘hand sign’….actually, multiple signs….that wasn’t/weren’t registering with me and I clearly wasn’t ‘getting it’….over and over and over, no luck….then the ladies joined the ‘charade’, and still no luck. (by the bye, Bobber is basically ‘non-verbal’ since a stroke 10 years ago, but gets by quite well with signs, gestures, and numbers. Almost always! I was stumped, but he wasn’t giving up, hence I got to where he was pointing….the fridge! Something taped to it? One of the many magnets? Menus? NO!! Inside?! Aha! You want another Bud Light tall boy!! No? Hey!!! Bingo! Immediately, “HUZUL’S”?! I axed. ‘Yes’ he shouted back, clear as a bell. Problem was there were NO HUZUL’S in the Fridgedaire*tm. Sorry, but for those unaware, Huzul’s (Pron. HYEW-zuhls) are actually kielbasa sausage and they’ve been around for three generations up near the end of Pearl St. down from The Polish Hall/Pearl here in Brant’s Ford…an area that became affectionately known to many as Hunky Hollow. Anyway, here’s my buddy with a serious hankering for Huzuls and I’ve got none!….so….SO….yours truly apologized and told Bobber to ‘be ready for me early tomorrow’ (Sat) ayem! I pulled into the Brantford Farmer’s Market at 7:04 AM….I was customer #10 and learned their maximum number of shoppers was/is 80 at a tyme, hence they had 3 or 4 ladies keeping track very closely. Firstly I landed at Jensen’s stall….THE very best OLD cheddar cheese. Anywhere. Ever. And some curds to snack on. Onward a hop and a skip and there’s Dave Huzul (not his real name), the current keeper of the aforementioned shoppe. The counter is full of various cuts of meat….bacon, chops, hocks and cetera….and a small mountain of kielbasa….aka ‘Huzuls’….and it will be gone by 10:00AM, guaranteed!! Every Saturday. So….SO….Dave found me a goodly-sized chunk and weighed it off, as the smell that comes off the Huzul’s makes it a challenge NOT to dig into it immediately, but Rotzy’s didn’t want to ‘upstage’ Bobber’s treat, so I cut it in half soon as I got home, ran his up to the 5th floor, then I had to get going onto my daily buckboard run….wondering, as I rode down elevator #1 (which hadn’t broken down yet at that point) wondering how many slices the big guy had wolfed down before I hit the Ground Floor? Enjoy, my friend! I’m gonna tell him next tyme he’s wanting some Huzuls just to draw a big ‘H’ on his thigh.

This One Caught My Eye
            It was a fwd from a reader and arrived here at “F/N”HQ BEFORE these ‘so-called changes’ to my Inbound program took place, so I had no problems with it….and it’s a good one. It goes like this: * “I almost quit drinking for 2022 but then I thought about the people who work in breweries in order to feed their families! Imagine.” Well, dont’cha know, that hit close to home if you know what I mean, and reminded me of a very similar situation involving Rotzy and Miz. Jo when we moved “From Nakina” to Brant’s Ford in late September of 2018 (*see below). Firstly, the Nakina Legion, William Grant Branch #116 is the only spot in Nakina for the sale of alcoholic beverages….and The LCBO (aka The In and Out Store) is the only outlet for the purchase of LCBO products as well as Domestic and Imported Beer. Interestingly, we stayed in touch with a number of friends up north and not long after our departure we got second hand word that the LCBO had A/ ‘offered’ early retirement to the long-tyme Nakina Store Manager; B/ Laid off a ‘Casual Hours’ worker; and C/ cut back on the hours of a ‘Part Tyme’ employee.(*see above) Apparently Head Office was blaming a large drop in sales on ‘a smaller number of moose hunting tags being issued for #17,#18 and #19 areas. Imagine. Rotzy well recalls when they opened the ‘new’ LCBO Store on Quebec and what a large improvement it was over the olde place ‘downtown’ on Railway Ave. Anyway, we trust sales are back up these days, with no ‘pink slips’ being issued.

I Heard It On CBC….
            ….’it’ being my second favourite radio program. Of course my fave is the Documentary Hour Sunday ayem from 5:00 till 6:00…and #2 is the hour BEFORE that one, so it’s 4:00AM to 5:00AM, needless to say, if/when I ‘sleep in’ I don’t always catch it in its’ entirety. A senior’s moment is keeping the title from me at the moment, but anyway they’re two (fairly young sounding) scientists and they broadcast from Bonn, Germany. Their topics are varied, sometymes with guests, sometymes not, sometymes a song, sometymes humour, ideas and opinions….one of them fully vacccinated, the other not, tho he doesn’t go flapping his gums off about it. So….SO today Rotzy learned that hamsters are a favoured species/speciman for checking out COVID-19 in labs….in fact ‘Syrian Hamsters’ top the list. So, you see, if I hadn’t been listening in yesterday I would NOT be aware of that important fact. Hence, listening to CBC is no doubt enlightning me, which could/should improve my I/Q, in turn enhancing my ‘status’ within the BGG (Brantford Guy Group)….maybe even moving the olde guy to the MENSA side of the ledger. By the bye, yesterday the scientists basically stated that OMNICRON (altho MUCH more contagious is not nearly as dangerous as the Delta variant…..not as sick/not sick for as long/shorter quarantine tyme/fewer deaths. Dr. Theresa Tam appears to be on the same page….like her prov counterparts….but they’re all terrified a number of hospitals (who are already ‘on life support’) won’t make it through. Go get a needle folks!! before the next ‘new’ variant makes land!!

*Thought Of The Day…If you don’t like where you are, move. You’re not a tree.

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EDITORIAL: Pickering councillors to decide on replacement councillor

Editorial

On January 13, the Mayor and councillors of the City of Pickering meet to decide on the appointment of a new councillor to replace Ian Cumming who passed away last year.

This will be a tough decision not only because of the personal and professional considerations that must be made but also because of the challenging times in which we live today.

Tough times
The current council is facing very difficult times: the ongoing impact of the OMICRON virus everywhere; the demands for and urgent need of a hospital for Pickering; the disruption, expense and stress of upcoming elections, municipal and provincial. The forces pressuring the current councillors are immense.

Furthermore, the councillors are faced with a multiplicity of important considerations.

Factors in the consideration
Though the councillors must reflect on the professional and personal qualifications of each of the two dozen applicants, they must also be aware of other important criteria. Listing these in some instances may be politically incorrect: race, gender, or visible grouping cannot be on the table of examination. However, the councillors’ decision should possibly reflect the current demographics of Pickering as well as what a future council should look like.

Each candidate must be considered on the basis of personal and professional credentials, curriculum vitae, and what they bring to the table as individuals. It will not be an easy decision, but the councillors may find some comfort in the fact that there is an upcoming municipal election soon, and this means the electorate will confirm the chosen replacement or disaffirm him or her with an alternate choice.

The ultimate choice rests with the people of Pickering.

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Mary Simon

Mary Simon

Her Excellency the Right Honourable Mary May Simon was sworn in on July 26, 2021, as Canada’s first Indigenous governor general. She is the 30th governor general since Confederation.

For her more detailed biography, click: BIOGRAPHY

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Duotrope: help with finding publishers for your work


Fee based service

Duotrope is an established, award-winning resource for writers and artists. We help you save time finding publishers or literary agents, so you can focus on creating. Our publication and agent listings are up to date and full of information you won’t find elsewhere. We also offer submission trackers, custom searches, deadline calendars, statistical reports, and extensive interviews. Sound awesome? Let’s get started…


Contribution by WAGGER f.b.

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Submission Grinder: help with finding publishers for your work

 
 
Welcome to The Submission Grinder!

The Submission Grinder is a submission tracker and market database for writers of fiction and poetry. Use their extensive and powerful search engine to find a home for your work. The site is useful as it is, but we are also still actively developing new features.

In short, it will help you find a publisher for your work.


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STATE OF TERROR, a collaboration that works outstandingly, Hillary Clinton & Louise Penny

STATE OF TERROR, Hillary Clinton & Louise Penny

Synopsis
State of Terror follows a novice Secretary of State who has joined the administration of her rival, a president inaugurated after four years of American leadership that shrank from the world stage. A series of terrorist attacks throws the global order into disarray, and the secretary is tasked with assembling a team to unravel the deadly conspiracy, a scheme carefully designed to take advantage of an American government dangerously out of touch and out of power in the places where it counts the most.

This high-stakes thriller of international intrigue features behind-the-scenes global drama informed by details only an insider could know.

Richard says
Excellent!

This collaboration between the person who lived through it all in the political world, victories, defeats, elations and disappointments and a person who has lived in the world of celebrated writers, this collaboration works wonderfully.

The plot is based on the United States of today, its turmoil, its upheavals, its political polarization and its social division. Hillary’s hand is clearly shown as the book talks about all the tension and disruption the United States is going through. The background to the book’s plot is founded on the reality of the US world today with the social polarization many issues: same sex marriage, acceptability of gays and gender-questioning factions, abortion, gun laws, violence, crime. Everything Americans are experiencing is woven into the plot. This alone makes the book feel authentic and credible.

Louise Penny’s writing style has been polished and refined. No more rural Quebec’s slow social pace, confusion of characters and snail’s paced development of the story. Penny has clearly elevated her literary game making the book far more engaging than anything she has written before. This story has tension. Excitement, Fear, Anxiety. She brings it all to the front of her writing game.

Possible a minor criticism: Westerners may find Middle Eastern names hard to track and keep linear. Penny could consider a list of characters in her next book a la Alka Joshi. It could be helpful to readers.

Without reservation, a very enjoyable book that engages the reader from the first page to the last. Well written, realistic, polished, and feeling very authentic throughout.

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Text Blaze: insert text at a click of keyboard

Ever find you are wishing for a way to insert text that you have typed over and over again, without typing it in AGAIN?


TEXT BLAZE is your answer!

This app does the ‘repetitive text’ entry for you, saving you time and energy. 

Here are ‘text snippets’ that I use over and over again and which now are typed in for me by the click of a personally customized pair of keystrokes.

  • My signature text at bottom of an email
  • My name
  • A particular phrase or word I want inserted frequently
  • A particular letter I send out often

Text eliminates the drudgery of retyping copy, words, text excerpts, even whole letters over and over. You create the text you need along with a set of ‘trigger keys’….test it in Text Blaze try window, confirm it works….and poof, done. 

Now, anywhere you type the particular trigger set of keys, the text snippet associated with it will be inserted. A godsend for saving energy, time and drudgery.

Try the free version which may be all you need, ever:  TEXT BLAZE

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ELEPHANT WHISPERER, Lawrence Anthony

Africa is gradually losing its virginity. Now, increasingly animals need human intervention to save them from poachers and final extermination. Some species are extinct in the wild and can only be found in world zoos or on African game reserves.

Sadly, we are destroying our own world but there are still saviours among us trying to protect the animals from man. Continue reading

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WINTER

Winter, just my opinion.

I read this headline recently as the theme for a January landscape project, and it made me reflect on my thoughts on Winter. While artists were asked to illustrate and submit their thoughts in visual arts, I decided to do it in written form. Winter, which I consider to be January and February, is the calm after the busy, bustling storm of the Christmas season. It is a welcome downtime, the time to connect with one’s inner-most thoughts, connect with nature, and find a good book and a quiet nook by the fire to lose oneself in a good story. How calming and satisfying is that scene?

Reading, processing and imaging awaken the literary senses and propel the reader forward to be “at the moment.”

Winter months also lend themselves to winter activities. The crushing of snow underfoot while having a healthy walk is always a beneficial exercise for the physical and mental well-being; at the same time, being mindful of black ice though as a fall would be a nasty distraction.

Skiing with grandchildren is the highlight of our January. There is nothing more joyful than observing how their skills developed because they are older, taller, and fearless. Downhill skiing is a unifying force for adventurous families and will inevitably take the adventure to a new level.

The end of January sees us packing furiously and with some apprehension, too, as we will make our way to the sunny climes of Florida. This year, especially, we will face the challenges of the Omicron virus as it is very much alive in the States as elsewhere. COVID fatigue got the better of us. However, we are somewhat confident that we can make the two-month trip safely. We observe and follow all the protocols in Ontario, as we will be doing in Florida. We are double vaxxed seniors, having had the booster shot too, no underlying health issues and armed with a supply of N95 masks, we feel we can navigate our circumstances and distance when necessary. Winter is so long and so cold. Bring on the warmth, the sun and the eternal blue skies. We are ready for it. We have more years behind us than in front of us as we see it. Let’s take cautionary advantage of this Winter.

I am wishing everyone a happy, healthy and safe New Year.

Éva H.

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Jan 3, 2022 –

Rotzy’s working hard at finding the humour in this whole pandemic thing. He admits it’s his only failure of 2021.


Readers Write
            This compilation is what you might call ‘la creme de la creme’ of what has landed on Rotzy’s desk here at “F/N”HQ over the last couple weeks, OK? Check ’em out: * To err is human: To blame it on others shows definite management potential. * The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. *Insanity doesn’t run in my family. It strolls through taking its’ time getting to know everyone personally. * I have put a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work for me. *Exercise makes you look better naked. So does wine. Your choice. *You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. * ‘Lazy’ is such an ugly word….don’t you think? Me? I prefer the term ‘selective participation’. 

These Are Not Good Tymes….
….when it comes to COVID….to be a leading politician of any sort….’elected’ (just ask Justin Trudeau) or ‘self-appointed’ (just ask Vladimir Putin). And to that list one could add the ‘bad hair guy’ from Gr. Britain; the phatt guy from North Korea (who also has ‘bad hair’); the leaders from Communist China as well as India; the P/M from Australia; whoever it was that replaced Angela Merkle in Germany and pretty well all European countries….and….and….and….well you get my drift, right? For us Canadians, we can (and do) break it down further, to the provinces/territories. Yet there is ONE thing they ALL have in common….when COVID landed it was NEW to all of them (*see below)….and us. THEY knew NOTHING about it…..neither did WE. Some of THEM have caught on…..ditto for US. But those DUNCE Hats over in the corner (like the ones used for “F/N” Dink Of The Week (DOTW) nominees) are in high demand…even for non-DOTW’s. And at any given tyme you could/can spot a couple presidents, a dicktator or two, a few prime ministers and a handful of oriental fellows….ALL of them trying on the D-Hats. Well, it’s not ALWAYS simply because ‘it’s NEW to them’ (*see above) …..they’ve been making ‘poor decisions’ and they still are! Making poor decisions. Justin Trudeau and Doug Ford have had the Hats on for several weeks now as they have lost control of things/people they SHOULD be able to manage. F’rinstance, J/T should have had #3 Boosters in ALL Canadian arms several months ago. Not even close! And Doug Ford?  A year ago everybody and their brother/sister….including “From Nakina”…. had him as the Pandemium-Controlling Poster Boy, the ‘model’ as to how the rest of the Premiers would be rated. Well, pandemium begat pandemonium, hence things are SO bad for Dougie these days, he and his family were kept from entering THEIR OWN HOME last week by the anti-vaccine ‘protestors’…..sorry, and I care not what ‘political stripe’ you wear, but THAT is NOT a ****ing protest! It gets worse…..Dougie’s Daughter Dearest decides to ‘side in’ with the anti-vaccers and of course uses Daddy Dearest’s ‘political clout/position’….or what he has left of it…..as she puts him on the spit and cranks the stove up to 500F! Stick a fork in him darlin’, methinks he’s done. ‘Blood’s thicker than water’? Not in Doug Ford’s house.

2021…..The Year In Review
            “Whoa there Toad”, I said (to myself) as I was having my first puff of the day down front in The SUV Called Edna along with my mug of President’s Choice*tm Dark Roast last Sunday about 5:15 ayem. My favourite radio show’s on,  The Documentary Hour….via CBC Radio, from RTE Ireland, whose language, after three years I have mastered completely….had just finished and the female radio host was interviewing the male host of the CBC TV show Canadian Family Feud. I didn’t know the guy-host from Adam, but then I didn’t/don’t know the host of (The American) Family Feud either. Nor do I care….actually, I rank it alongside Bob Barker’s Come On Down never ending show, and tied for ‘worst’ with Monte Hall….was it Lets Make A Deal?….for Box #1, #2 or #3? Hey, game shows aren’t Rotzy’s cup of tea….’cept for The Wheel and Jeopardy….and Miz. Jo and I go ‘tag-team’ vs the in-studio players on TV almost nightly….plus, I was kinda sweet on Vanna 50 or 60 years ago. Anyway, the interview with the Canadian ‘Feudster’ got around to COVID….the hostess asking how he and his wife and kids coped with the pandemium in 2021, with day to day life. So….SO….he used to do stand-up comedy in his past and he and his Missus had always looked on laughter as a great distraction to your problems….often a remedy. Ditto for their two sons. He didn’t at all suggest that they find humour in COVID….or anything remotely associated with it….just get yourself something funny, have a belly laugh/cut loose….and if it’s THAT good, hang onto it. He made it sound like this was a family who enjoy life to the fullest….if not ALL the tyme….then certainly MOST of it. I’m thinking that’s some pretty sage advice. (did I just say ‘sage’?) Hey, yours truly isn’t an authority….by any stretch of the imagination….altho I HAVE written a number of items that ‘suggest’, and let’s face it, others that come right out and SAY IT….”the world has forgotten how to laugh….AT  OURSELVES!! And how! That ‘former pastyme’ is fairly long gone….almost buried alongside ‘common sense’ whose obit I recently (again) received and re-read from a long-tyme reader. Actually, where COVID-19….and the ‘corona virus’ as it was called at one tyme….might touch on some ‘humour’, if you’ll allow me….I distinctly remember watching Dr Theresa Tam (Canada’s # 1 Doctor) on Network TV told us ”(we) don’t need the wear a mask as it doesn’t really do any good….tho it won’t harm you or others”. Or something VERY close to that. Because ‘she didn’t know’ and it was ‘brand new to her’ also. That might bring a chuckle if not for the fact that some folks are still sticking to those instructions. OR….try looking into your bathroom mirror….close up….then ask it that ”mirror, mirror on the wall” line. You’ll laugh….oh ya….LOL !!

You Might Have Noticed….
            that Rotzy said almost diddly-squat about ”2021….The Year In Review” (*see above). Tell you the truth, I dunno why  even said/typed it in??!! Yours truly is about as likely to come up with something/anything good to say about 2021 as I am to write a list of ‘Rotzy’s 2022 New Year Resolutions’. Sorry. Nope. Not gonna happen. Can’t do this. Never have done it. S–t! OK, OK, OK, OK….I lied, but it was so long ago I don’t even remem…. ….Hold on one second….you want good news from 2021 do ya?! Well, I’m still here….and writing this column! And Miz. Jo is still here with me. And now you expect me to lay ‘something good’ on for 2022? Bingo! S–t happens!….and it WILL be better than 2021 because it would be impossible to be worse….hence, better it is!!

*Thought Of The Day….It’s strange how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee goes down like a phatt kid on a seesaw.    (thx ‘Cutch) not his real name.

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END GAME by David Baldacci

Master of the thriller dialogue, Baldacci pulls it off every time. This novel demands more engagement from the reader but pays it back in spades.

Again, a Baldacci thriller which will appeal to those who enjoy military action and constant guessing as to who are really the villains…

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SCAMS: BEWARE…This likely is a big scam

Some notable celebrities and well-known news broadcasters seem to be associated with this scam.


Give the links serious consideration. Ask yourself would Celine Dionne or Lisa Laflamme really need this huckstering work ?

Steer clear !

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